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Una own better. I never bothered to find out how. I just know say dem dey born pesin. And I never knew there was something like the vagina. I quick spoil sha.

while I was growing up i thought it was from the anus

dollytino4real:
lie, none there

hahahaha... What do you think will happen when you bring two laps of breasts together after applying moisturizer in between... Of course a man can shook in between it and shoot the akamu right on your chest nah

Are you a learner?

I never thought of how women give birth as a child, all I cared about then was seeing and carrying the new born babies.

SaucyBenks:
hahahaha... What do you think will happen when you bring two laps of breasts together after applying moisturizer in between... Of course a man can shook in between it and shoot the akamu right on your chest nah

Are you a learner?

pls no kurrupt me

dollytino4real:
pls no kurrupt me

so you understand... You nawty sha

Hole plenty oo

I'm sure you know how one can create more holes

SaucyBenks:
so you understand... You nawty sha

Hole plenty oo

I'm sure you know how one can create more holes

yes thanks

dollytino4real:
yes thanks

lol... Bad chaid

kingxsamz:
I used to think they only give birth when they have accident, pregnant or not.

lol

TessBiwom:
I remember arguing that it was from the stomach that the doctors will cut the stomach open and pull out the baby......my mum was just there smiling and see me feeling fly that I was saying something reasonable sef.I wonder what was even going through her mind..
Derailing this thread,while growing up I had this notion in my head that"those beautiful aunty in my neighborhood didn't make use of the toilet"I felt it was unheard of..

i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant

I always believe it's from the anus coz I thought the veejay was too small for a head to pass.. How head go pass where urine spoz dey pass.. I later knew it wasn't in my jss

dollytino4real:
dis my guy, long time no yabis tins

at first I thought it was through the anus, until I met a female friend of mine though she was 19 and I was 10. And she explain everything to me

SaucyBenks:
so you understand... You nawty sha
Hole plenty oo
I'm sure you know how one can create more holes

what?

By cutting the stomach open, because I saw many people with cesarean section scars.

SaucyBenks:
lol... Bad chaid

i bad reach u

dollytino4real:
i bad reach u

lol... Let's find out who badder nah

funmisticqueen2:
i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant

Hahahaha.....my stomach oooo

pelicanbeau:
It's through the nose, sniff it out and it will appear in your hand

Were you scared to blow your nose

funmisticqueen2:
i thought oncw you became a celebrity you cant shit anymore like micheal jackson and beyonce. I also argued who was stronger between samson and superman. But i thought mummies pooped the babies and the food we ate made mummy pregnant

i cant even stop laughing who was stronger between samson and superman

Guest007:
Were you scared to blow your nose

deal with it

pelicanbeau:
deal with it

I meant as a child did you fear blowing your nose

Something wei b say from age five I don already know say na tru dir fucking point..

I once thought they gave birth through there anus

honestly, i thought babies come through the anus...not until JSS 1 when a fast grown classmate told me it's from the Vaginal.

They lay egg

From the Anus... I never even know say there's something call Vi****na.. but i know say something dey come out from my own anus...



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cutting the stomach open

As a child i remember momsy telling me that there is a key that's used to open the navel and the abdomen will be open for the new born to come through... Only to grow up to find out that the key is actually a good D it never opened navels but pussay

I thought they do tear their stomach and bring out the child.

Me n my brother used to say:
Me: mummy let us open your tommy and bring out a baby and Mumsie will be like:
Go and collect key from your dad .
I now know what the key looks like...

Didn't know I wasn't the only one then that thought it was from the anus. Thought the baby is pooped like feaces