Me n brother use to say:
Me: mummy let us open your tommy and bring out a baby and Mumsie will be like:
Go and collect key from your dad .
I now know what the key looks like...

as for me I don spoil from small no one told me I just knew at a point though I wonder how women v.... could expand for the passage of a baby but with the help of books and YouTube I understood the process

Actually what made me believed it was from anus is because the doc always ask the preggy woman to PUSH same way you PUSH to get some hard poo out.

It still doesn't make sense to me why a whole baby must pass through the V

Biglittlelois:
I use to think the couple will just pray to God for a child, it will appear inside the stomach, after nine months they'll go somewhere to pray, like a vigil or something, then the baby dissappear from the stomach to the mum's hand, we were very churchy churchy while growing up. I didn't even know man and woman have to do something to have a baby till I was in the University, lol.

I had this same experience. Growing up in a very religious family takes its toll. LoL.

I had taught that women gave birth through their stomach

Honestly as a child I thought they just open their stomach in the hospital, bring out the child and sow it back somehow. Most kids never thought of the....V

EdiAbali:
I thought it's from the Anus.

I didn't know until my JSS when I read it from Biology books by myself and still doubted it because I thought it's impossible

Your own even good.. I saw mine in a movie I didn't even know that a man and woman had to have sex to make babies my teacher told us it's just through kiss ..... Then I realize my childhood was a lie

I used to think women gave birth from there asshole.

I did didn't for once think anything could come out from that little hole they pee from

[quote author=EdiAbali post=76901380]I thought it's from the Anus.

I didn't know until my JSS when I read it from Biology books by myself and still doubted it because I thought it's

Biology in jss. Continuing your lying.

I used to think it was from their stomachs.
I thought when the time is right, God will put the baby in my mother's stomach and then she will go to the hospital to deliver it but cutting her stomach and sewing it back.

That's what my mum told me then.

I only got to know about sex when I was in junior secondary school,nollywood was so decent that time,just lik I see in movies I tot all u have to do is gt married and hug ur wife once in a while and boom,pregnancy comes....I Neva tot about birth

Good innocent days

stupidity:
At age 4 and my sister age 6 when she’s going to the toilet(pit toilet), she’ll ask me to follow her so I can help watch when she’s pooping to check if baby will fall out of her anus. Na grandma lie for her say na anus baby Dey come from. That’s what got her scared and always beg me to watch her poop to see if baby will fall out.

Crazy and weird.

u and sis are mad asap.

Lol... firstly I tot through anus,later I thought by cutting stomach that's how mums gave birth...mnow I know better hehehe

Wen i was a child i thought we came from anus
But now i ave know the truth

As a child I used to think that women went to the hospital and got babies given to them by the nurses. I thought that pregnant women had too much food to eat hence the big tummy.

I actually thought it's from the stomach....do some kind of operation and remove the baby. Datz all

Seriously from Anus my thoughts too...

I still think it's through the stomach. That "train a child in the way he should grow...he will not depart from it" maxim is still active in me.

Guest007:

TessBiwom:
I remember arguing that it was from the stomach that the doctors will cut the stomach open and pull out the baby......my mum was just there smiling and see me feeling fly that I was saying something reasonable sef.I wonder what was even going through her mind..
Derailing this thread,while growing up I had this notion in my head that"those beautiful aunty in my neighborhood didn't make use of the toilet"I felt it was unheard of..

Same thought I had too... Anytime I ask my mum "how did the baby enter her stomach"? she would tell me it was God that put it there... Whenever I asked her how did the baby come out she either chase me away or she says God opened her stomach.

Exactly how i think,too bad

TessBiwom:
I remember arguing that it was from the stomach that the doctors will cut the stomach open and pull out the baby......my mum was just there smiling and see me feeling fly that I was saying something reasonable sef.I wonder what was even going through her mind..
Derailing this thread,while growing up I had this notion in my head that"those beautiful aunty in my neighborhood didn't make use of the toilet"I felt it was unheard of..

sparkle7:
From the bum bum. That was what mama told me o. And i lived by that till my 16th year. Still remember the time I asked that question in Biology class in SSS3. And all girls and dudes come dey laugh. I was seriously standing my grounds with our fine biology teacher, erupting more laughter. She explained and explained but i stuck to my guns. I even stretch neck on top the matter that my biology teacher gave up. Funny I was regarded as brilliant but the brilliance no reach girl matter. Until i watched some child delivery films. Was so shocked thinking that ladies give birth through the urethra. I was even planning of using surgery if my wify wants to deliver. Since i know how painful deliverying from the urethra sounds. So naive of me! And i thought i know something. Na later last 2 years i just grab the truth o. My mum have some explaining to do.
Imagine for ss3 wey Boys don wise, i come dey carry last. I stretch neck for that matter for many months with my dude them. I even thought that se.x was by touching a girl. Na why i fear to touch girls through out secondary school. Mummy no try at all.

So women give birth through the urethra?

Even till now, you still dont know the answer � �


It is vagina (birth canal)

chenzen:
@ 5 l knew a woman pushes a big head from there.

Poor you...

You must have been traumatized with such information at a tender age .

I tot babies are being bought.

Biglittlelois:
I use to think the couple will just pray to God for a child, it will appear inside the stomach, after nine months they'll go somewhere to pray, like a vigil or something, then the baby dissappear from the stomach to the mum's hand, we were very churchy churchy while growing up. I didn't even know man and woman have to do something to have a baby till I was in the University, lol.

Chai !

Mine was similar to yours.
I believed if you wanted a child, you just pray to God.
After that, your belly starts to grow, then when your belly has grown really really big, you just go to the hospital, they hand you a baby, then your belly deflates.

So how do women give birth?

back then I used to ask my mum that question. There was a day she told our neighbors & they all burst into laughter & I knew that something was involved

Then i thought it from the anus

Boyooosa:
Me n my brother used to say:
Me: mummy let us open your tommy and bring out a baby and Mumsie will be like:
Go and collect key from your dad .
I now know what the key looks like...

Lwkmd! Your mumsy sef

encryptjay:

Lwkmd! Your mumsy sef

She go dey look us like mumu

King44:
as for me I don spoil from small no one told me I just knew at a point though I wonder how women v.... could expand for the passage of a baby but with the help of books and YouTube I understood the process

Youtube pikin

Through the anus. I thought they were pooped out, I had no idea there was a hole in-between my legs except the pee hole. I almost had a panic attack the day I was told. I was really confused.