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NairobiWalker:
Yeah,

I am not going to let a Kikuyu woman womanhandle me around though. I have dated a few and they all say I am a chauvinist just because I don't take their crap.

Maybe i should take your style

I'd be deranged if start making jikos after a painful 5 years at the varsity!

NairobiWalker:
At least those are 'science stuffs'. Unfortunately, I doubt you'd fancy making jikos after all that education.

Arts are important too! They both have a role to play in our lives !

Kazikazi:
Yes most people who has science or engineering are more practical in almost all aspects of their lives.Thats makes them more valuable than those who wasted their time to study empty theoretrical subjects like history

NairobiWalker:
Yeah,

I am not going to let a Kikuyu woman womanhandle me around though. I have dated a few and they all say I am a chauvinist just because I don't take their crap.

I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.

tylann:
That remains to be seen
The psychopath i have is a Kikuyu

Hahaha. Chisos! It all makes sense now. Hope she wasn't abusive to you. They sound gangsta.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Chisos! It all makes sense now. Hope she wasn't abusive to you. They sound gangsta.

They are supportive
They are also good at cutting of dcks of their husbands
She is not abusive
She is a good girl
But a drama queen

XhosaNostra:
I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.

Some are terrible cooks but not all
But they can be really supportive
A Kikuyu woman will make you rich
They will motivate you to work smart and hard

XhosaNostra:
I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.

A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of beef, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

tylann:
They are supportive
They are also good at cutting of dcks of their husbands
She is not abusive
She is a good girl
But a drama queen

Lol, just be careful & be a good boy.

tylann:
Some are terrible cooks but not all
But they can be really supportive
A Kikuyu woman will make you rich
They will motivate you to work smart and hard

I'm starting to like this more & more.
Well, I guess everybody has their strengths & weaknesses. They sound like keepers, minus the violence.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, just be careful & be a good boy.

Of course tylann is always a good boy

NairobiWalker:
A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

LMFAO. I read that they like potatoes & cabbage What's brag?

tylann:
Of course tylann is always a good boy

No, you're not! Haaaa. What is your very little tribe known for?

NairobiWalker:
A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

You are somehow right
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice

tylann:
You are somehow right
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice

Does she beat him?

tylann:
You are somehow right
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice

I forgot to add cabbage to it?

Why cabbage though? Cabbage is like the worst vegetable you can get.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. I read that they like potatoes & cabbage What's brag?

I intended to type beef. Add cabbage to the concoction and you have the perfect Kikuyu meal.

XhosaNostra:
No, you're not! Haaaa. What is your very little tribe known for?

Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

tylann:
Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

Sure, I will.

NairobiWalker, what's your tribe?

XhosaNostra:
Does she beat him?

No
Her husband is just bored by her cooking

Nairobi - Mombasa Railway - one of top ten train rides in the world.
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NairobiWalker:
I forgot to add cabbage to it?

Why cabbage though? Cabbage is like the worst vegetable you can get.

I don't know why
Because the climate in the region favours cabbage growth
And it is easily available .

tylann:
Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

Very interesting culture, Wanjala

Were you also named after the weather, external events etc?

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama GPA ikishtuka! Those are the times you'll pitch a tent at the library!

tylann:
Hmm.....
Not bad
Tylann is trying

XhosaNostra:
Sure, I will.

NairobiWalker, what's your tribe?

I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

tylann:
I don't know why
Because the climate in the region favours cabbage growth
And it is easily available .

Sure. Catch me dead eating cabbage. I can never touch that even with a rod.

Now I get why folks say that Kikuyu women have watery coochies. The tribal stereotypes are just comedy gold!

NairobiWalker:
A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

NairobiWalker:
I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

I'll check it quickly.

As for the rest...hmmm...

XhosaNostra:
Very interesting culture, Wanjala

Were you also named after the weather, external events etc?

Wanjala is a name of other luhya subtribe called bukusu

In my sub tribe we don't name people because of weather or climatic events
Mostly we are named after geographical features
Like rivers , hills , even plants and animals

NairobiWalker:
Sure. Catch me dead eating cabbage. I can never touch that even with a rod.

You like kienyeji mbogas
As for tylann i fear vegetables any type

NairobiWalker:
I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

Lol, do you really have names like "Imbarambara"? That one cracked me up

Very interesting cultures. Thanks for sharing.

NairobiWalker:
I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

Maragoli women are like Kikuyu women
People say so is it true