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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 8:06am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


Yeah,

I am not going to let a Kikuyu woman womanhandle me around though. I have dated a few and they all say I am a chauvinist just because I don't take their crap.


Maybe i should take your style
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 8:23am On Apr 04, 2019
I'd be deranged if start making jikos after a painful 5 years at the varsity!
NairobiWalker:


At least those are 'science stuffs'. Unfortunately, I doubt you'd fancy making jikos after all that education. cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 8:26am On Apr 04, 2019
Arts are important too! They both have a role to play in our lives !
Kazikazi:
Yes most people who has science or engineering are more practical in almost all aspects of their lives.Thats makes them more valuable than those who wasted their time to study empty theoretrical subjects like history
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 8:28am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


Yeah,

I am not going to let a Kikuyu woman womanhandle me around though. I have dated a few and they all say I am a chauvinist just because I don't take their crap.

I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 8:32am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

That remains to be seen
The psychopath i have is a Kikuyu

Hahaha. Chisos! It all makes sense now. Hope she wasn't abusive to you. They sound gangsta.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 8:38am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Hahaha. Chisos! It all makes sense now. Hope she wasn't abusive to you. They sound gangsta.

They are supportive
They are also good at cutting of dcks of their husbands
She is not abusive
She is a good girl
But a drama queen

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 8:42am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.

Some are terrible cooks but not all
But they can be really supportive
A Kikuyu woman will make you rich
They will motivate you to work smart and hard

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 9:22am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


I've been reading on them & I have mixed feelings. I kinda love them & hate them at the same time. Is it true they're bad cooks?
TBH, they remind me a lot of what has been said about my tribe, except we don't beat men up lol. Well, I think only a strong man can handle a woman like that, so maybe you got what it takes to tame the shrew.

A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of beef, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:24am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

They are supportive
They are also good at cutting of dcks of their husbands
She is not abusive
She is a good girl
But a drama queen

Lol, just be careful & be a good boy.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:28am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

Some are terrible cooks but not all
But they can be really supportive
A Kikuyu woman will make you rich
They will motivate you to work smart and hard

I'm starting to like this more & more.
Well, I guess everybody has their strengths & weaknesses. They sound like keepers, minus the violence.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 9:30am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, just be careful & be a good boy.

Of course tylann is always a good boy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:30am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

LMFAO. I read that they like potatoes & cabbage grin What's brag?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:32am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

Of course tylann is always a good boy

No, you're not! Haaaa. What is your very little tribe known for? tongue
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 9:33am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.

You are somehow right grin
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:36am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

You are somehow right grin
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice

Does she beat him?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 9:37am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

You are somehow right grin
My sister's husband is always complaining to my mum
He is always saying my sister is always cooking minji Irish potatoes cabbage and rice

I forgot to add cabbage to it? cheesy

Why cabbage though? Cabbage is like the worst vegetable you can get.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 9:38am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. I read that they like potatoes & cabbage grin What's brag?

I intended to type beef. Add cabbage to the concoction and you have the perfect Kikuyu meal. cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 9:39am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


No, you're not! Haaaa. What is your very little tribe known for? tongue

Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:40am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

Sure, I will.

NairobiWalker, what's your tribe?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 9:41am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Does she beat him?


No
Her husband is just bored by her cooking

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by rvp2018: 9:46am On Apr 04, 2019
Nairobi - Mombasa Railway - one of top ten train rides in the world.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 9:48am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


I forgot to add cabbage to it? cheesy

Why cabbage though? Cabbage is like the worst vegetable you can get.


I don't know why
Because the climate in the region favours cabbage growth
And it is easily available .
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 9:52am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:

Iam a luhya ,khayo sub tribe to be precise
People say we like eating alot
Mostly ugali and chicken
Just google you will find funny things about my tribe
But i know both kikuyu and luhya

Very interesting culture, Wanjala grin

Were you also named after the weather, external events etc?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 9:52am On Apr 04, 2019
Hakuna kitu mbaya kama GPA ikishtuka! Those are the times you'll pitch a tent at the library!
tylann:

Hmm.....
Not bad
Tylann is trying cool
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 9:55am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Sure, I will.

NairobiWalker, what's your tribe?

I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 9:57am On Apr 04, 2019
tylann:


I don't know why
Because the climate in the region favours cabbage growth
And it is easily available .

Sure. Catch me dead eating cabbage. I can never touch that even with a rod.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 9:58am On Apr 04, 2019
Now I get why folks say that Kikuyu women have watery coochies. The tribal stereotypes are just comedy gold!
NairobiWalker:


A joke goes, a Kikuyu woman's definition of cooking is pealing 1kg of potatoes, chopping 1/2kg of brag, throwing in a few vegetables and tomatoes and onions then pouring 20 litres of water in it. Generally, the average Kenyan doesn't fancy a Kikuyu woman's cooking.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 10:00am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.


I'll check it quickly.

As for the rest...hmmm...

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 10:05am On Apr 04, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Very interesting culture, Wanjala grin

Were you also named after the weather, external events etc?

grin
Wanjala is a name of other luhya subtribe called bukusu

In my sub tribe we don't name people because of weather or climatic events
Mostly we are named after geographical features
Like rivers , hills , even plants and animals

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 10:08am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


Sure. Catch me dead eating cabbage. I can never touch that even with a rod.

You like kienyeji mbogas
As for tylann i fear vegetables any type
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by XhosaNostra(f): 10:08am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

Lol, do you really have names like "Imbarambara"? That one cracked me up grin

Very interesting cultures. Thanks for sharing.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 10:09am On Apr 04, 2019
NairobiWalker:


I am Maragoli - a Luhya subtribe. Google the Kenyan rugby team and those are my people. We are know for eating and fvcking. Joke goes that before you take a Luhya man to bed, have a gallon of water ready because you'll need it.

Maragoli women are like Kikuyu women
People say so is it true

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