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10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:18am On Apr 12, 2019
Be proud of your state. In this short post, I'm going to be proud of my state and tell you 10 reasons I'm happy to be a Rivers man.


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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:18am On Apr 12, 2019
1. No BIG tribe issues. I'm not Igbo, Hausa, or Yoruba. When these people I listed above argue online, I never take part because it doesn't concern me. I always wish they'll learn to love one another.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:19am On Apr 12, 2019
2. Marriage. I can marry an Hausa, Igbo, or Yoruba woman and my family will accept her wholeheartedly.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:19am On Apr 12, 2019
3. Light. Since 2005, I have never paid light bill, yet there is 24 hours free light in my local government. When things get bad, it's 22 hours free power supply daily.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:20am On Apr 12, 2019
4. Cultism and Rivers of Blood. Cultism is bad and it should be stopped, but as a Rivers man, whenever I go to other states, people always fear me. Why? They don't know if I belong or not, so they're careful not offend me to avoid trouble.

The same way they fear Fulani herdsmen is the same way they fear us. Let me be honest with you. In Nigeria, it's better to be feared than to be respected.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:21am On Apr 12, 2019
5. Money. If you're from Rivers, everyone from other states assumes you're rich. When a Nigerian assumes you're rich, you get instant respect or envy.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:23am On Apr 12, 2019
6. Oil. I'm proud to say that our oil and other southern states' oil is what is keeping Nigeria's unity. If not for our oil, Nigeria would've separated.

So, Rivers is the mother of Nigeria—we feed the entire nation. Without our oil money, Abuja wouldn't have been built. Without our oil money, Lagos wouldn't have been the 2nd go-to state in Nigeria. We have sacrificed a lot for Nigeria as a mother.

Though, we don't control the oil money, but we are happy to be the breath of Nigeria. Whenever we want the country to face an asthmatic attack, we'll shutdown all oil wells and the Federal government will start search for a way to breathe.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:23am On Apr 12, 2019
7. Scholarship. In Rivers, you can easily get an international or local scholarship from NDDC, government, or oil companies than other states.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:24am On Apr 12, 2019
8. Water. The rainfall in Rivers state makes the land wet and happy.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:25am On Apr 12, 2019
9. Farming. Despite the oil damages, our land is always green and our crops always grow because there is enough water and sunlight. Remember photosynthesis, right?


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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by MJBOLT: 10:26am On Apr 12, 2019
and you feel this is something to brag about undecided

iLegendd:
4. Cultism and Rivers of Blood. Cultism is bad and it should be stopped, but as a Rivers man, whenever I go to other states, people always fear me. Why? They don't know if I belong or not, so they're careful not offend me to avoid trouble.

The same way they fear Fulani herdsmen is the same way they fear us. Let me be honest with you. In Nigeria, it's better to be feared than to be respected.

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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:26am On Apr 12, 2019
10. Our Governors Love to Work. Sadly, there is usually election crisis, but fortunately, our governors love to work and build project the moment they win.

Amaechi was a project man when he was a governor. He built schools in all communities in Rivers state that didn't have any.

Wike is also a project man, he's constructing and patching roads, building houses, and other projects. Unfortunately, maintenance is the only problem we have.

So, the above are a few of the reasons I'm proud to be a Rivers man.


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Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:27am On Apr 12, 2019
My post may offend some of you, but that isn't the deal. The deal is, I'm happy to be a Rivers man, but I feel sad I'm a Nigerian man. I wish Rivers state is a country of its own just like Singapore.

God, please grant Rivers state a country of its own. We want to be like Singapore, or even better.

What are you proud of your state?
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:29am On Apr 12, 2019
MJBOLT:
and you feel this is something to brag about undecided
It's not something to brag about. I hate it, trust me, but since this is Nigeria, it's better to be feared than to be respected.

If a policeman respects you, he'll tax you for money, but if he fears you, he'll ask you to go without paying.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by dominique(mod): 10:37am On Apr 12, 2019
iLegendd:
3. Light. Since 2005, I have never paid light bill, yet there is 24 hours free light in my local government. When things get bad, it's 22 hours free power supply daily.

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That's illegal, I hope you're not one of the people insulting the government?
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by ImaIma1(f):
Some of your points refers to my state especially tribe issues, marriage, oil, scholarships.

They hardly expect us to marry from our tribe alone. We are more liberal minded and free.

I love the freedom and liberty especially in the terms of not being bound under the tradition of calling people who are not so much older "aunty" "brother" especially among siblings.(my brother is over 10years older and i call him by name).

Even after giving birth, you are not mandated to call mama this or papa that cheesy.

Our delicacies are unique and a lot...ekpang nkukwo, editan, ataama, afia efere, afang, ukom, etc.

My people are sexually aware and they talk about it freely. Even in our traditional marriage ceremony, the guy has to show that he is fit especially around the waist area grin.

Many more stuffs but that's it for now.

Proudly AK
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:53am On Apr 12, 2019
dominique:
That's illegal, I hope you're not one of the people insulting the government?
My sister, in the local government I stay, we have nothing to do with the government. We don't even know if government exists. Our greatest joy is free light from year to year and nothing more.

The last time we saw NEPA was in 2004. The free light is from Agip and Total, not govt. If these oil companies had left it for the useless government, we would've been suffering by now like the rest of Nigeria.

So, I still do insult the government to make sure they give constant light to the entire nation. With light everywhere, business will flourish and Nigeria will grow technologically.

Crime and lack of light is keeping the nation backward.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 10:57am On Apr 12, 2019
ImaIma1:
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Ah, I trust una. Una be betta pikin, but na we sabi the "tin" pass sha.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by ImaIma1(f): 11:19am On Apr 12, 2019
iLegendd:
Ah, I trust una. Una be betta pikin, but na we sabi the "tin" pass sha.
I hear you.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by Easybela(f): 11:31am On Apr 12, 2019
Whatever, I rep 042,anytime, anyday
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by Nonstoprain: 11:56am On Apr 12, 2019
ImaIma1:
Some of your points refers to my state especially tribe issues, marriage, oil, scholarships.

They hardly expect us to marry from our tribe alone. We are more liberal minded and free.

I love the freedom and liberty especially in the terms of not being bound under the tradition of calling people who are not so much older "aunty" "brother" especially among siblings.(my brother is over 10years older and i call him by name).

Even after given birth, you are not mandated to call mama this or papa that cheesy.

Our delicacies are unique and a lot...ekpang nkukwo, editan, ataama, afia efere, afang, ukom, etc.

My people are sexually aware and they talk about it freely. Even in our traditional marriage ceremony, the guy has to show that he is fit especially around the waist area grin.

Many more stuffs but that's it for now.

Proudly AK
Eyen Eka Abasi odiong fi ye ufork mfo.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by ImaIma1(f): 12:04pm On Apr 12, 2019
Nonstoprain:
Eyen Eka Abasi odiong fi ye ufork mfo.
Amen ke eyin Obong Jesus!
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by TheManofTomorrow(m): 8:18pm On Apr 13, 2019
I just love being an indigene of Ogun State. The love is unfathomable and I will come and state the reason when I gat time for a real type.
Nkce thread. Might gear up tribal war from the insecure tho grin grin
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by anthonyuncle(m): 5:50am On Apr 14, 2019
iLegendd:
6. Oil. I'm proud to say that our oil and other southern states' oil is what is keeping Nigeria's unity. If not for our oil, Nigeria would've separated.

So, Rivers is the mother of Nigeria—we feed the entire nation. Without our oil money, Abuja wouldn't have been built. Without our oil money, Lagos wouldn't have been the 2nd go-to state in Nigeria. We have sacrificed a lot for Nigeria as a mother.

Though, we don't control the oil money, but we are happy to be the breath of Nigeria. Whenever we want the country to face an asthmatic attack, we'll shutdown all oil wells and the Federal government will start search for a way to breathe.

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Lagos don't need ur oil money to be where it is
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by Valleys(m): 8:22am On Apr 14, 2019
To the ignorant dude up there, it was oil money they used to develop Lagos. Ask around.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by frankanyiks(m): 9:24am On Apr 14, 2019
I love Anambra.
I'm proud to be an Anambraian.
We 're very hardworking people.
Anambra pride of Ndi Igbo.
Importers kwanu.
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by MelaninGold(f): 11:13am On Apr 14, 2019
I rep Rivers State. Lion of the Niger Delta. Treasure base of the nation. Op has said it all.

Mynd44

Lalasticlala
Re: 10 REASONS I'm Happy I'm A Rivers State Person — Brag About Your State Challenge by iLegendd(op): 8:46pm On Apr 14, 2019
anthonyuncle:
Lagos don't need ur oil money to be where it is
You won't understand until you dig the history.
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