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nateDZA:


JuSt gO faCebOok...see nOnsenSe there, some kyn men dOn tOo caSt for there__they think that by giVing likes every time theSe Lil' slay queens pOst piCtures the slay queens gO some how magically start dey gbadun them...the wOrst form of selling Out I have seen Since the advent of almighty faCebOok is those uncLes like me & some Papas tOo who giVe thanks & show appreciation When theSe slayqueens accept a non-threatening & harmLess gesture like a friend request, this iS 2019 & I still dOn't care about having an inStagram aCcount either.

Out of a thousand likes or reactions on a particuLar sLay queens pic on facebook, I can bet that 980 likes go be from men, the remaining 20 likes go be from some of her randOm female friends ...my Naija men stOp seLLing out pls, wuna dOn tOo caSt__you won't die & nothing will happen if yOu stOp giving this slayqueens attention.

Say and repeat after me : I Will Stop Giving This Slayqueens Likes on Instagram & FaCebOok

nateDZA:


JuSt gO faCebOok...see nOnsenSe there, some kyn men dOn tOo caSt for there__they think that by giVing likes every time theSe Lil' slay queens pOst piCtures the slay queens gO some how magically start dey gbadun them...the wOrst form of selling Out I have seen Since the advent of almighty faCebOok is those uncLes like me & some Papas tOo who giVe thanks & show appreciation When theSe slayqueens accept a non-threatening & harmLess gesture like a friend request, this iS 2019 & I still dOn't care about having an inStagram aCcount either.

Out of a thousand likes or reactions on a particuLar sLay queens pic on facebook, I can bet that 980 likes go be from men, the remaining 20 likes go be from some of her randOm female friends ...my Naija men stOp seLLing out pls, wuna dOn tOo caSt__you won't die & nothing will happen if yOu stOp giving this slayqueens attention.

Say and repeat after me : I Will Stop Giving This Slayqueens Likes on Instagram & FaCebOok

Budline:
must you date a slay queen? What happened to the simple pretty ladies around you?


In as much as I agree with most things you said, I want you to view it from my own point of view too. Have you noticed lately since the introduction of social media, girls have been more difficult to woo(the average and pretty) we shower them with so much compliments, they see men as 'tasty' and they will always play on our intelligence, wooing a girl of your choice&taste wasn't as complex back then like it is now because they have raised the bar to the highest bidder now because of what we have exposed them to. They have been materialised. Diamond is expensive because we attach value to it, bitcoins is nothing but numbers and alphabets until we attach value to it, same is happening with our slay queens and they will never respect you except you have what it takes(money) to bid for them. Some days ago, a guy told a slay queen on her IG page that she didn't respond to his message, to my surprise the girl started cursing and bullying the guy saying he's not worthy of her standard and he should never try to chat with her again. This will keep on going because of our mistakes, they take some of the blame too tho but the society and men on social media keep reminding them that they are way superior and too special. Sometimes I wonder how they will respect their husbands when they get married because of all this hypes. They will keep slaying, treating us badly and never respect us if we keep giving them all the attentions and compliments. Respect a woman that only respect you, when she doesn't compliment you back, don't like, chase or complement her too. If all men could do this, women will change, they will respect us and we can all be friends.

Oyindidi:
My niece and her friends dey piss me off for Facebook. The only English her friends sabi na cute, hot, I heart you, nice one. They dey change pix every day and poor me go dey vex why I confirm their request. Their makeup be like curry powder for face

pansophist:
IamPlato, you get it. Kudos to you.

Your iteration about women's behaviour is not something recent, although modern technologies have give different expression to it. Every old religion seems to know this aspect of women's nature.

From the age of 14 as you said, a woman realizes that society place a value on her body, from music to fashion, everything. She realises she doesn't have to do anything and men will flock to her, at that tender stage, many let's it get to their head without understanding such privilege is short lived. It is later in life, she realises that society value youthful women, not just women, and value older men, not younger men. Gender dynamics is complex that if one understands it, wont be surprised by all these as it merely a manifestation.

men should know this, time is your best friend. Those slay mama, forget them. Go and horn your craft and be your best, then your market value will increase and can even shoot down in dating, and get the younger women lol

Elder0001:
Your perceptions about women and your ideology makes me sick .

Preshy561:
Cry cry all you want.

When our mothers were down to earth, respected you all and made you feel like a king even when you didn't deserve half of that, what was your reward to them?
You treated them badly, subjugated and subverted their opinion, made sure you relegate them to 4-5th wives, had many concubine and all what not.

Who cares now? You people should turn gays or mgtow and quit infesting the cyber space with your inept shabby and sordid cries.

Whoever cares to listen to the sleazing rants of an emotional deficiency innuendos.

IamPlato:
na Me Get All These?

prettysassygirl:
You get time sha

Preshy561:
Lol.
Nope.
For the guys shedding bunkum tears on your thread and the ones yet to.

Wizywiz:
And then.. They change their names to fit in

Oyindidi:
My niece and her friends dey piss me off for Facebook. The only English her friends sabi na cute, hot, I heart you, nice one. They dey change pix every day and poor me go dey vex why I confirm their request. Their makeup be like curry powder for face

Oyindidi:
My niece and her friends dey piss me off for Facebook. The only English her friends sabi na cute, hot, I heart you, nice one. They dey change pix every day and poor me go dey vex why I confirm their request. Their makeup be like curry powder for face

IamPlato:
na Me Get All These?

IamPlato:
Lalasticlala Mynd44 is My Article Front Page Worthy?

virgoquin:
I deactivated my Facebook account because of the way little children of yesterday has flooded it.

They post nothing reasonable other than displaying senseless pictures and dirty shorthand writings.

All what the young guys there know is haters, haters this haters that you begin to ask yourself what has this little youngsters achieved in life that will attract Haters to their life

ikhileomotayo:
I stopped using facebook in 2011

ikhileomotayo:
I think its front page worthy
cc: lalasticlala mynd44

IamPlato:
THE TIMELINE OF A SLAYQUEEN



Was coming back from the fuel station; I made sure I looked everyone who walked passed me in the eyes, especially ladies. and then along came this girl I knew quite well although we were not the talking type and as she walked with a guy, in order to avoid eye contacts or greeting me, she laughed at the lame thing he said then looked away, I just smiled and walked passed with my black poly bag and five litre gallon.
Her type of life style ran cross my mind, she was the slay queen but in her early stage; I usually say that young girls do not understand what they are doing, they surely know what they are doing but do not understand it, many may not understand until experience makes them understand


For those who do not understand the meaning of slay queen, let me tell you how Google defines a slay queen...

A slay queen is a woman who wants to choke everyone else with how beautiful and cool she is.

Now allow me to define slay queen

A slay queen is a woman who believes strongly that the world revolves around their bum bum and as a consequence becomes resistant and defensive to facts and evidences that flaws this belief.


Slay queens and social media are like man and oxygen; their headquarters is Instagram then there is face book and twitter but unlike the devil roaming about seeking whom to destroy they are busy seeking attention of promiscuous men although also seeking the destinies of men to destroy.
They are the latest spices of women in town


They are not limited to social media, as a matter of fact; social media is the platform where they advertise their goods and services (I believe you know what I mean)


Various times I have tried hitting off a conversation with slay queens, I began to feel pity for myself; their English don’t usually match their makeup polished face, their command of English is epileptic... they find it difficult to use impressive words and they end up punctuating their sentences with more than enough “As in”, “Oh my God” and “Duh”...

Talking about them can drain ones energy but quickly I will help you understand the timeline of a slay queen and their miserable life at old age if they fail to change






1. SLAY PRINCESS (Stage 1)
It usually starts from age 14 but the ones with stronger liver start at 12 or 13. At this stage they start with face book, you will see them so eager to own a face book account and once they do, it begins to look like early stage of madness; they start by posting a photo of their face that has gone through the tortures and furnace of photo grid crowned with the usual vegetable on their head, the next things is that they come up with posts about fake friends that they themselves don’t know backed up with pictures of them showing you the size of their growing hips and back side. They usually don’t mind borrowing clothes just to take pictures for Facebook posts; it gives them satisfaction than food


No one has enough joy than a slay queen who gets 100 likes for the first time, their inbox is choked with messages from boys and men; I remember one time I held the phone of a slay queen, her face book was right in my face and I was shocked to see over 250 messages , over 700 notifications... I just weak.

Things like that give them joy...


Their next plan is attending every praise vigil in town where they can find the attention of guys; their targets are usually, instrumentalists, back bench boys and cute male singers. They usually forbid prayer vigils and churches that dress like the mother of Jesus. Also, the way they get attracted to yahoo boys and thugs is beyond me.





2. SLAY QUEEN (Stage Two)


Usually 20-35, they are usually almost not without makeup, they don’t want to be caught off guard so they don’t mind sleeping with makeup. They would rather stay hungry than be without makeup, it becomes their oxygen. If you are smart enough to catch them off guard, you wouldn’t mind preaching to people that king Kong is real...

At this stage church is too boring, they now spend almost every night in hotels and clubs, drinking, smoking shisha like a patient on oxygen support, as well as receiving different sizes of dicks to the point that it begins to taste like breakfast.

At this stage she has advanced to twitter and Instagram and now runs a premium account, they tell you Facebook is for kids like us.


On Sunday they go to church and thank him for the success in their hustle, God being so merciful tell them “you are welcome”. They go online on Sunday and post bible verses that they themselves don’t know what it says, verses that cannot even be related to the Sunday, you see posts like “#Slaybae... blessed Sunday... genesis 14v3”... “#Slaybitch... small girl with big God... Jonah 1v6”... when will you girlsd have sense?
On Sunday night, for God’s sake they will reduce the number of dicks for the night and pile them up for tomorrow Monday and you see the Mumu come online and post on Sunday night “Will be very busy tomorrow, no messages please”...


At about 28-30 and above, they start losing their sanity and start making posts like “I love black cucumbers”, “I want to have sex with the first cute guy that comments”, “White dicks are the best” “I am tired of dicks I want cucumber” and they back up the posts with nudes; all for attention... signs that they have received dicks beyond limits and their brain is experiencing maximum damages.

Their type of husband standard is insanely high; it baffles me how they have the guts to ask God for a God-fearing husband who is rich and handsome and earns at least 3million and rides Benz...

What I love most is that as time begins to tell on them; they are forced to reduce their standards slowly. Some even become baby mamas (New title). Single motherhood begins; I can very much imagine the life of a child raised by a slay queen... SMH





3. SLAY MAMA (Stage three)

I love this stage most... at this stage they are ready to marry anything in trousers that looks like a man.
This stage usually starts from 36/37-50.


These ones are usually very bitter, nothing in life excites them again, nothing funny to them; not friends, not dicks, not drinks, not clubbing, nothing at all, they now become their own worst enemy because they now know that evening newspaper is more useful than they are.
At this stage I usually like to dedicate a song to their boobs; now everybody sing after me:
“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall”
“Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall”
“And all the Slay queen and their big gods could not put humpty Dumpty together again”...
Their big back side is now full of wrinkles and stretch marks that look like the lightening from Thor’s hammer... nothing to slay again...


Some will travel to Italy and start transporting younger girls to Italy for prostitution; frustration will make some join baby factory business...
They usually don’t have eyebrows anymore at this stage because they have shaved the whole generations of eye brows, the remaining ones inside will now decide to start growing inside instead of outside and at this critical stage they begin to look like boxing champions that have received enough blows to the eye brow, their faces like Mayweather and Mike Tyson...






4. SLAYED MAMA (Final Stop)

Many don’t usually live above 50 because they consequences of their miserable life would have ended them. As for those who live on, some begin to give motherly advice and join women empowerment
Some others will now run to church out of frustration, they now become prayer warriors, some will even join Good women choir, sanitation, ushers, all in the hope that God will repair their lives... abeg, where God won start from


Anyway, in conclusion, I dedicate this song 2Ordinary People” by Cobham to all the Slay Queens out there...

Let us have a world of ordinary people, living life the way god wants us to

And if we have a world of ordinary people, extraordinary things will happen through me and you...

*drops pen and sips zobo*...




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