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tydi:
lol.. teaspoon ain't that deep dear.. comeback again.

Na teaspoon deep true true, see reply.

MariaLavina:
*kneels down*
*clears throat*

Erm , I've been to the north, south, west and east of the world but fate brings me back to you. I've made money and right now I have 330 billion in the account, money isn't a problem. I've decided between you and LordKO and I've chosen you.

Oya marry me let's travel the world together. on 50 karate gold keke napep.

My sweet potato, the only Maria wey I wan marry. The only Lavina wey I wan love

Are you submissive ? Are you a feminist ? If your answer to these questions are in the affirmative, then baby, I'm in. I've seen your pictures and you fine, but hey, no negotiations to the above. You must not be a feminist and must be submissive.

Dudeweedlmao:
...choosen...

Thanks. Typological error.

MariaLavina:
Na teaspoon deep true true, see reply.

leave that olodo feminist, if I curse her eehh,, she go deny feminism look for better kondo to knack her

pansophist:
My sweet potato, the only Maria wey I wan marry. The only Lavina wey I wan love

Are you submissive ? Are you a feminist ? If your answer to these questions are in the affirmative, then baby, I'm in. I've seen your pictures and you fine, but hey, no negotiations to the above. You must not be a feminist and must be submissive.

Baby let me shock you I'm submissive, I submit pass hungry puppy , feminist ke? me and feminism fought even before I was born.what is feminist?

Where is the wedding? Here or there? Travelling isn't a problem, I have 50 jets in my garage.

tydi:
leave that olodo feminist, if I curse her eehh,, she go deny feminism look for better kondo to knack her

MissRaine63 you are wrong, his IQ is paper deep.

MariaLavina:
Baby let me shock you I'm submissive, I submit pass hungry puppy , feminist ke? me and feminism fought even before I was born.what is feminist?

Where is the wedding? Here or there? Travelling isn't a problem, I have 50 jets in my garage.

Calm down na, make we do compatibility test.

Hope you no fat after you born pikin. As in, you must get the mental strength and perseverance to shed fat conceiving. If not, the consequence na to go the way of our ancestors, that is, to carry additional wife join body

And I no send your jet, your value to me no de base on your material acquisition, I'm not hypergamous lol, but the natural biological wealth women are born with (youthfulness, chastity, femininity, beauty).

Oya ask your own

MariaLavina:
Teaspoon?

I was feeling generous.

MariaLavina:
MissRaine63 you are wrong, his IQ is paper deep.

Sometimes I feel generous this was one such instance.

rosy1992:
Although some ladies may do such, it just isn't proper, because the guy in question should have proposed if he wanted her, is visible that the lady loves him more than he loves her.

Where is it written that it’s not proper? Book, chapter and page would be appreciated. Men do have self esteem issues too, worry about rejection. They are humans after all.

tydi:
goan sleep abeg! ..make ur brain reset.

I envy everyone you have never met.

MissRaine69:
I need to know your ring size, so while you sleep I will measure EVERYTHING......can’t come out short just before such an auspicious moment.

Size 8 for everything

MissRaine69:
I envy everyone you have never met.

see who is using reverse psychology for me...you still be leaner... women never seize to be women..

it's a man's world dear

tydi:
see who is using reverse psychology for me...you still be leaner... women never seize to be women..

it's a man's world dear

Are you naturally this dumb or do you have to put in effort?

FantasticJ:
Size 8 for everything

Centimetres or inches?

MissRaine69:
Are you naturally this dumb or do you have to put in effort?

lol.. you're just filled with rage dear

tydi:
lol.. you're just filled with rage dear

Bros stop replying please, person dey pummel you like this you still dey throw fist. . Go get textbooks on idioms and sarcasm


Knowledge is bliss.

MariaLavina:
Bros stop replying please, person dey pummel you like this you still dey throw fist. . Go get textbooks on idioms and sarcasm


Knowledge is bliss.

Am ain't bro doing sh!t bro.. trust me on this.. .. I just wish she opens up, so I could be of help to her in anyway.. don't you see she needs help.. she needs a shoulder to cry on bro.

Yes if I wanna marry her.

pansophist:
Calm down na, make we do compatibility test.

Hope you no fat after you born pikin. As in, you must get the mental strength and perseverance to shed fat conceiving. If not, the consequence na to go the way of our ancestors, that is, to carry additional wife join body

And I no send your jet, your value to me no de base on your material acquisition, I'm not hypergamous lol, but the natural biological wealth women are born with (youthfulness, chastity, femininity, beauty).

Oya ask your own

Fat,? lol fat is alien to my body.Sometimes I wish to be a little fatter than I am now but its not just happening and I've given up already. . If I add weight after childbirth I will gladly embrace it Not too much fat though but at least a change.


Another wife? Really? so your own no be for better for worse? Nawa oooo , you shattered my heart.


Are you calm, quite and composed? Are you flexible? Like welcome change? Are you a listener and how often do you take advice? Do you love children? are you accessible? are you decisive? Are you handsome and adventurous?


Na you say make I ask o.

tydi:
lol.. you're just filled with rage dear

I will reiterate just quit being yourself.

MissRaine69:
I was feeling generous.

Lol I hope to witness more of your generosity.

MariaLavina:
Another wife? Really? so your own no be for better for worse? Nawa oooo , you shattered my heart.


Are you calm, quite and composed? Are you flexible? Like welcome change? Are you a listener and how often do you take advice? Do you love children? are you accessible? are you decisive? Are you handsome and adventurous?


Na you say make I ask o.

If I am handsome lol, chai, olorun o. I be model

Yes to all your question, everything baby, Ayam perfect. Seriously unicorn does exist.

About getting another wife, well, na consequence of failing your woman duties, to look good for your man regardless of age. Just as me, wont fail in my obligation towards you. So better take heed, make I no take to my heels.

pansophist:
If I am handsome lol, chai, olorun o. I be model

Yes to all your question, everything baby, Ayam perfect. Seriously unicorn does exist.

About getting another wife, well, na consequence of failing your woman duties, to look good for your man regardless of age. Just as me, wont fail in my obligation towards you. So better take heed, make I no take to my heels.

Mama I've found a Match!!!!!



your last paragraph give me chills, what happens to love conquering all or working things out? So am I also allowed to go for another man if you suddenly go broke or your face falls off? grrrrrhhhhh.

MariaLavina:
Mama I've found a Match!!!!!



your last paragraph give me chills, what happens to love conquering all or working things out? So am I also allowed to go for another man if you suddenly go broke or your face falls off? grrrrrhhhhh.

Go ke? You want make I die ? We go work am out.

Na joke, I no fit leave my iyawo, and the mama of my pikin

pansophist:
Go ke? You want make I die ? We go work am out.

Na joke, I no fit leave my iyawo, and the mama of my pikin

You will never go broke In Jesus Christ Mighty Glorious name!

Now you are talking... Oya where is the wedding at?

If there's going to any proposing it should come from me...

MariaLavina:
You will never go broke In Jesus Christ Mighty Glorious name!

Now you are talking... Oya where is the wedding at?

For your village na

Abi you no want make your grandma and friend visit ni? Honeymoon na for abroad

hmm

logan2:
Why would she do that,it's an insult to me,and my manhood

Your manhood?

*Just messing around*

pansophist:
For your village na

Abi you no want make your grandma and friend visit ni? Honeymoon na for abroad

Baby you are grandma and friend now, but at thy word, village it is. Lemme go and clear the bushes and construct the village road. O maa bad gan.



Obodo oyinbo here I come.