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Re: The Church Is Dead by sonmvayina(m): 8:39pm On May 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr: Just take a minute to think... You are worshipping a dead jew as God... And you say you have sense.. If you want to worship a human being... Why not your mum that gave birth to you... Or your dad that is working and worrying to put food on your table... Won't it make better sense.. Why a dead man that no one knows if he existed or not, all we have are 3rd person accounts written by unknown authors... Why?? |
Re: The Church Is Dead by ichuka(m): 10:41pm On May 15, 2019 |
Shepherd00:The truth is the church is already glorious without spots or wrinkles in Gods sight. If the Spirit of God cannot sin, so is the of Church. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 8:34am On May 16, 2019 |
THE CHURCH IS DEAD! |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 10:04am On May 16, 2019 |
sonmvayina:Of course you are worse than the dead, for such a conclusion can only be arrived at by someone who is deader than the dead. It's well obvious that the worse thing that happened and could possibly to Satan your master and god's works is the Person you claim to be dead, so it's understandable why you wouldn't want Him to be alive, and wish above all things that He is dead. But wishes are not horses satanist, for He's not just alive in one person, but the sowing of the seed of His Words upon the Earth, is to reap a harvest of His person upon the Earth. So I very understand the apprehension of hell concerning this, so you can keep trying all possible means to distract and deceive from the Truth, for those gullible humans inclusive of the christians that would fall for your deceit. But be rest assured that it's a toil in futility, because the Wordd of Jesus is already being sown and would keep being sown regardless, and once the Word of Jesus is sown, the harvest of the destruction of your master satan's works is guaranteed. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Shepherd00: 1:11pm On May 16, 2019 |
ichuka:Jesusjnr will never understand this. I wonder which Bible he reads. The bible that calls Apostle Paul an apostate. How can anyone who calls himself a Christian say the Bride of Christ is dead when Christ, her Bridegroom lives? 1 Like |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 8:37am On May 17, 2019 |
The church needs the breath of the Holy Ghost to bring it back to life. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 6:21am On May 18, 2019 |
A church without savor is a dead church! |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:12am On May 19, 2019 |
Good for nothing! |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:42am On May 20, 2019 |
How could the church get her savor back? |
Re: The Church Is Dead by EmperorHarry: 5:49pm On May 20, 2019 |
Lmaooo...I'm just seeing the work you've been doing on this thread bruh...Classic jesusjnr I take those words back.You haven't repented and it's still hilarious. Keep it up tho |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:09am On May 21, 2019 |
EmperorHarry:Lol! Ironically it's not original for I learnt from the otems when I first came here, so na copy, copy. EmperorHarry:Now you know why I told you not to bank on your imaginations and speculations concerning me. And also you should have also seen why I said you were anything but spiteful to me, for though we may not have agreed, but there was yet some extent of mutual respect going on and it wasn't malicious. EmperorHarry: You too bro, thanks and God bless. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 22, 2019 |
Wake up dead church! |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 24, 2019 |
Powerless church. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 24, 2019 |
LordReed:Michelle deleted her account? Jesusjnr, what happened? |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 9:37pm On May 24, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:She's been raptured. Jesusjnr was left behind because he watches porn. You didn't make it because you are an enemy of the Lord most high and you will rot in hell. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 24, 2019 |
Martinez39: Jesusjnr, is this true? 1 Like |
Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 9:54pm On May 24, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX: Yeah she deleted Michellekabod1, the other one is she's still using. What really happened I don't know. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 10:00pm On May 24, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:He won't answer. He is so downtrodden to have be left behind with unbelievers despite his labour in the lord's vineyard. He is heartbroken and begging the lord to come back once more and give him a second chance. I think you and I should change our ways and start taking god seriously. He is the alpha and omega . Marvel, DC and aquaman won't get you salvation. I have said my own. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 11:28pm On May 24, 2019 |
Martinez39:Indeed, Martinez . We have to stop probing christians for evidence and accept Jesus before its too late. We need to understand that God works in mysterious ways. So mysterious, as if he doesn’t exist! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 11:48pm On May 24, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Agreed. I have decided to follow Jesus before the day of reckoning comes. Who needs evidence when we can just believe? What if God exists? Who created you? Let me go for praise and worship. Good night and God bless you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 1:53am On May 25, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Am I Michelle You can ask her via her other moniker. What I know is that I wasn't happy that this false alligator called martinez has falsely alleged things against me because of her thread calling out Christians, and instead of coming out to clear my name knowing that it was absolutely false, she threw her weight behind the lying serpent and threatened to back him up when I came to do her job for her and defend myself, giving the impression that there was some truth to false alligator's allegations. And moreover she continued to yet put such ideas in people's heads that could make people assume just about anything to add on top of that. Hence I asked her to come out and clearly say what I did to her to all and sundry, that made her to be spoiling my rep here, so that it would clear all assumptions, because I felt it was very unjust and unfair to me, since I was completely innocent. So it was after that I had confronted her here in nairaland that i discovered that she had deactivated her account. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 2:02am On May 25, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:For you to have the audacity to ask me if this malicious question is true, you are no different from the spiritually brain-dead-satan-poo-infested-brain Satan zombie fool who asked the question. Yes it's true that you're utterly stupid for asking me a utterly stupid person's question. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 9:27am On May 25, 2019 |
jesusjnr: Martinez39 na true? Which thread is he talking about? |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 9:37am On May 25, 2019 |
jesusjnr:[img]https://media1./images/a2d2fbd3c8e559149b3360845f03b0c1/tenor.gif[/img] Bwahahahahaa!! You must be having a very bad day . Nigerians. You can't play with them again LOL. Seriously grow some balls and lighten up, Jesusjnr. It's not that deep. You know very well that i love jokes and banter . Cc. Martinez39 come and tell me what you said to make my Jesusjnr this emotional |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 10:31am On May 25, 2019 |
@ LordReed, jesusjnr and XxSabrinaxX I think I remember the thread he is talking about. Michelle called out the double standard and bad behaviours of many christians. Among these behaviours were christians trying to exploit her financially; christians pressurising her to come to their church programmes and some even trying to sexually exploit her. For the sexual exploitation, I said to jesusjnr that I hope he wasn't part of those trying to do such or else I would deal with him if I found out. This came after various exchanges between myself and jesusjnr. I did not accuse him of anything and I was playful about the whole thing. Why is he bitter and calling me and Sabrina names? Anything? |
Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 10:47am On May 25, 2019 |
Martinez39: Oh I remember that thread. I laughed really hard at you and jesusjnr's exchanges. Lemme find it. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 11:57am On May 25, 2019 |
Martinez39: Jesusjnr has been through a lot. He has been on the receiving end of jokes and insults here in the religion section from multiple monikers for some time. Let's leave him alone for once and pray that God eases him of his restlessness 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 12:18pm On May 25, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Yeah. It's not easy to be left behind just for watching porn. 1 Like |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:15am On May 26, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Good Sabrina! Thank you for taking the "i'm sorry" part out of your comment here? Okay "i'm not sorry" myself for my unprecedented reaction to your question here, for I expected you to easily discern that you must have done something unprecedented to provoke my provocations to that extent. If you want to talk to me, talk to me, don't involve in your dealings with the utterly stupid false alligator. You should understand that not all things should be joked with, so I expect to grow some sense of that when it comes to me except you want me to return the favor. You know I see you as my person, so I expect you to know and behave than the utterly stupid false alligators. Cheers. |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:24am On May 26, 2019 |
jesusjnr2:Right, JJ! I took away my "sorry" cos you actually overreacted like a big baby! But it's cool. I'm now giving it back now since even you realize you acted a little out of line. Hence, i'm sorry, JJ. And please let Martinez be. We don't want no bad blood here. Lad was just pulling your legs. Hope you're OK now 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 8:34am On May 26, 2019 |
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Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 8:42am On May 26, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:He knew I was pulling his legs but he misrepresented me and said I was accusing him of sexual exploitation and he took offence. Even though it happened a while ago, he is still offended and has taken things personal. Why is that? Well, that's because he is actually guil... *battery low 0%* 3 Likes 1 Share |
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