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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:21am On May 28, 2019

BankyGee:
WRONG!

heat cos you cant catch it?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:20am On May 28, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Which is swifter, HEAT or COLD?
Give your reasons.

heat coz of radiation

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by donielord(m): 5:41pm On May 28, 2019

Nayo08:
this BankyGee sef

Yaff mad fa. Walahi grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:17pm On May 28, 2019

donielord:
Yaff mad fa. Walahi

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:36pm On May 28, 2019

Nayo08:
heat coz of radiation

WRONG!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:47pm On May 28, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Heat, because you can catch cold

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:50pm On May 28, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:12pm On May 28, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

zuze

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:13pm On May 28, 2019

BankyGee:
WRONG!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 7:42pm On May 28, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Johnny

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:51pm On May 28, 2019

Johnny or what

Choose one tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:04pm On May 28, 2019

pu7pl3:
Johnny or what
Choose one

It's you that should choose one bros undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:03pm On May 28, 2019

Kai! U ehn!!

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling sad with Nayo08, pu7pl3, Ayanfe29, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, McRhelax, otiwisdom, dimelo, donielord, greatme2good, Centino, EngrKem, JasonScoolari, TheFacelessMan, Topher052, lalasticlala, Mynd44, queengift, gly, highcollide, pinkfeet, HARMYMY, Teeteesho, HRHF, obinoscopy, all Nairalanders and 2,222,224 others

PAINFUL MEMORY

Today makes it exactly...

3 years...
6 months...
23 days...
2 hours...
17 minutes...
AND;
20 seconds...

That a mango seller ran away with my change

TO BE CONTINUED_

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:07pm On May 28, 2019

It's Johnny ooo

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:01am On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
It's you that should choose one bros

Both

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:26am On May 29, 2019

- I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have sex with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?" He said yes. That is when I had my revenge angry

- Your boyfriend dumped you 2 weeks to his wedding, Baby don't feel sad cry

, at least you made it to semi finals grin

- A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to his father-in-law,
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies,
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins? huh

- When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already tongue

- Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer undecided

- Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:58am On May 29, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Johnny

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
otiwisdom!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29! [/color]
*Claps, cheers*

NB: The pu7pl3 champion is still confused grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:01am On May 29, 2019

Nayo08:
zuze

WRONG!
The riddle said 98% will fail. Congrats bro, you're one of 'em grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:40am On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Johnny

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
otiwisdom!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29! [/color]
*Claps, cheers*

NB: The pu7pl3 champion is still confused

Lol...bruh you said and i quote "WHAT is the name of the fifth brother" that makes WHAT a viable answer

You also name dropped "johnny's father" before naming the other 4 sons which also makes JOHNNY a viable answer

Hence i said both and you say im confused? The champ is never confused bruh grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 2:24pm On May 29, 2019

pu7pl3:
Lol...bruh you said and i quote "WHAT is the name of the fifth brother" that makes WHAT a viable answer

You also name dropped "johnny's father" before naming the other 4 sons which also makes JOHNNY a viable answer

Hence i said both and you say im confused? The champ is never confused bruh

Buh you shoulda chosen one grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:57pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
Buh you shoulda chosen one .

I could not now cos there were 2 answers...well that one have passed

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:38pm On May 29, 2019

pu7pl3:
I could not now cos there were 2 answers...well that one have passed

'What' can't be the answer cos it ended with 'question mark' which makes it a direct question, had it been it ended with 'full stop', then it's a statement. hence, 'what' can be the answer in that case

. Well, it has passed sha grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:43pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
'What' can't be the answer cos it ended with 'question mark' which makes it a direct question, had it been it ended with 'full stop', then it's a statement. hence, 'what' can be the answer in that case . Well, it has passed sha

Its a riddle...the question mark can be for misdirection

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:59pm On May 29, 2019

pu7pl3:
Its a riddle...the question mark can be for misdirection

¿1st rule of RIDDLES. Punctuation counts. Riddles are questions, only when you don't see a question mark at the end of 'what', bro, then you should know there's a misdirection there grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:10pm On May 29, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 8:24pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < >

A hole

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:58pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < >

his foot...duh

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by uzhofficial: 9:17pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < >

his foot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:46pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
WRONG!
The riddle said 98% will fail. Congrats bro, you're one of 'em

I wanted to change but it's too late grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:47pm On May 29, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the first thing a man sets in his new garden? < >

his foot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 4:18am On May 30, 2019*

His foot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:52pm On May 30, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- His foot

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
uzhofficial
Nayo08
Hayqiu010
*Claps, cheers*

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