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kehinde1588:
God just wants him alive....

no!!! god wasn't there!!!

Grupo:
Mumu, so why did God take out the tyres mid air?

Na air demon sieze im tyre. God no dey do half job!

Octopusssy:
Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.

It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.

When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.

He kept moving.


And moving.


And moving




I say he kept moving...





Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.

All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.

Whew! To be a pilot takes guts.

Chaiii!!!! You must be a good storyteller. I was almost tilting to my left and balancing to my right as I cruised to the end of your description.

Well done! Keep writing!

Octopusssy:
Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.

It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.

When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.

He kept moving.


And moving.


And moving




I say he kept moving...





Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.

All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.

Whew! To be a pilot takes guts.

8pussies?

Octopusssy:
I'm actually a flight announcer. I am planning to transition to a air hostess next year. It would have been this year but I'm still struggling with my big bum. Gotta cut down on Fufu and banga

I can't ever be a pilot. I don't have the stomach for controlling those big, iron birds biko.

Nice. please cut down on those Fufu and Banga o so that the bum can reduce too. I wish you successes in your future endeavors. Cheers

RealAdewole:
8pussies?

What about 8 pussies?

Octopusssy:
Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.

It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.

When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.

He kept moving.


And moving.


And moving




I say he kept moving...





Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.

All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.

Whew! To be a pilot takes guts.

Chai! You sabi capture person attention, u too much jor!

Octopusssy:
What about 8 pussies?

Your moniker....

You have cats as pets?

Grupo:
God took out the tyres mid air. He wanted to kill those passengers the same way he killed passengers of the Ethiopian airline Boeing 737. But the pilot saved them. Glory be to the pilot.

shame on you

RealAdewole:
Your moniker....

You have cats as pets?

Yes indeedy

VillagePipu:
You're an ill-mannered frustrated nonentity and I'm not surprised you are advertising your inherited stupidity about. Oponu ayerare, epe n ba aye e ja o de ti siere. Oloriburuku Omo aja, oo ni kuure awon Obi e o de ni jere e.

Awon oloriburuku ton pe ni Obi e maa sunkun lori Iwo ati awon oloriburuku ton pe ni Omo e. Iwo aja buruku masanfani. Ogun ma pa e re ni.

Ko ni daa fun Awon to bi e. Won o ni jere e. Omo oni Iran ki ran. Ko ni daa fun iwo at'Awon ebi. O ni kuu re. You will suffer in this life. No matter how much you might think you have now. A time is coming when your peanut money won't be able to help you. You will cry BLOOD. You will cry and ask,tani mo se. Not everyone you can bully on the internet and go free. I say you will suffer.

Octopusssy:
Yes indeedy

Isn't that a little bit fetish? Having 8cats?

RealAdewole:
Isn't that a little bit fetish? Having 8cats?

I know people who have more

Octopusssy:
I know people who have more

tell me something...
Not in Nigeria right?

RealAdewole:

tell me something...
Not in Nigeria right?

Of course not

Octopusssy:
Of course not

Very understandable now...
Had it been it's in Nigeria y'all would have been regarded as witches and wizards