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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:06pm On Jun 02, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- They both have cockpits grin grin


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:09pm On Jun 02, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that thing that when you remove an eye is left with only a nose? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:40pm On Jun 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that thing that when you remove an eye is left with only a nose? undecided

im skipping this...i dunno it

Those challenging me can use this one to play catch up

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:10pm On Jun 02, 2019
pu7pl3:

im skipping this...i dunno it
Those challenging me can use this one to play catch up

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheKingIsHere: 8:26am On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS
BankyGee is feeling grateful grin with:
pu7pl3
Nayo08
ZoeyJ
walterterri555
otiwisdom
donielord
pinkfeet
topher052
Centino
wizi44
dimelo
uzhofficial
Hayqiu010
TheKingIsHere
MJBOLT
Highcollide
McRhelax
greatme2good
Ayanfe29
All nairalanders and;
2,264,012 others...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officialy announced that:








All short people can now use their full pics as passport (bankyreportts.com) grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED

Happy new month bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:47am On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that thing that when you remove an eye is left with only a nose? undecided


We don't know it ooooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:48am On Jun 03, 2019
Ahn ahn... Where are the riddle gurus in the house nah undecided undecided

wizi44
dimelo
Hayqiu010 (Show your power grin grin)
walterterri555
Ayanfe29
uzhofficial
Nayo08
Etc.......... 9hrs left gringringringringringringringringringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:52am On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:


We don't know it ooooo
coolcoolcool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:57am On Jun 03, 2019
You know what, just give us a little expo..... thanks as you comply


BankyGee:
Ahn ahn... Where are the riddle gurus in the house nah undecided undecided

wizi44
dimelo
Hayqiu010 (Show your power grin grin)
walterterri555
Ayanfe29
uzhofficial
Nayo08
Etc.......... 9hrs left gringringringringringringringringringringrin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 3:58pm On Jun 03, 2019
Am here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:00pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
HAPPY NEW MONTH GUYS
BankyGee is feeling grateful grin with:
pu7pl3
Nayo08
ZoeyJ
walterterri555
otiwisdom
donielord
pinkfeet
topher052
Centino
wizi44
dimelo
uzhofficial
Hayqiu010
TheKingIsHere
MJBOLT
Highcollide
McRhelax
greatme2good
Ayanfe29
All nairalanders and;
2,264,012 others...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) has officialy announced that:








All short people can now use their full pics as passport (bankyreportts.com) grin grin grin
TO BE CONTINUED
happy new month bro smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:02pm On Jun 03, 2019
Hayqiu010:
Thanks, I know that i will later be the champ here oneday.Pu7pl3 should wait and see.
undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:56pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:
You know what, just give us a little expo..... thanks as you comply


Alright, alright, alright
Little Expo:
You can get the answer by











Thinking hard. Simple! gringringringringringringringringringringringrin
3hrs left. Tick, tock wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Jun 03, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Noise. When an 'eye' (i) is removed, it is left with only a 'nose' grin grin


No winners for today...
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:13pm On Jun 03, 2019
This is wickedness of the highest order! We the committee members of riddles solvers on the page have declared it null and void! Infact, it is inconclusive!!


BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Noise. When an 'eye' (i) is removed, it is left with only a 'nose' grin grin


No winners for today...
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:19pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:
This is wickedness of the highest order! We the committee members of riddles solvers on the page have declared it null and void! Infact, it is inconclusive!!


Eyah... Sorry bby. I said think hard na wink. Well, it's in the past now gringringrin

Get ready for tha next bomb! angrygrinangry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:21pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:

Eyah... Sorry bby. I said think hard wink. Well, it's in the past now gringringrin

Get ready for tha next bomb! angrygrinangry


Lol.... we'll think about it and get back to you... grin tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:


Lol.... we'll think about it and get back to you... grin tongue
Well, I'm waiting... 5 minutes to think about it. Tick, tock wink wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:34pm On Jun 03, 2019
Bring it on.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:36pm On Jun 03, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

We are soldiers stretched across plains and valleys. We have many swords, yet, not a single shield to count. What are we? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:41pm On Jun 03, 2019
Grasses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:44pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

We are soldiers stretched across plains and valleys. We have many swords, yet, not a single shield to count. What are we? undecided


Lemon grass


We're done thinking tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:52pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:


Lemon grass

We're done thinking tongue
Hmmm. See your tongue tongue. Answers loading in 19hrs gringringrin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:54pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

We are soldiers stretched across plains and valleys. We have many swords, yet, not a single shield to count. What are we? undecided
Im back yo


Hair cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:56pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Noise. When an 'eye' (i) is removed, it is left with only a 'nose' grin grin


No winners for today...
*Claps, cheers*

I admit i did not think hard on this one grin and still nobody got it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:11pm On Jun 03, 2019
pu7pl3:

I admit i did not think hard on this one grin and still nobody got it
gringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

We are soldiers stretched across plains and valleys. We have many swords, yet, not a single shield to count. What are we? undecided
either hair, brush or lemon grass undecided

Modified grin a porcupine's spikes grin


Don't tell me to pick one wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:15pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ayanfe29:
This is wickedness of the highest order! We the committee members of riddles solvers on the page have declared it null and void! Infact, it is inconclusive!!


angry we're sueing him angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:17pm On Jun 03, 2019
pu7pl3:


I admit i did not think hard on this one grin and still nobody got it
undecided excuses �
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:52pm On Jun 03, 2019
Nayo08:
either hair, brush or lemon grass undecided


Don't tell me to pick one wink
Well, you know what to do:
More than one answer is NOT allowed gringringrin
So pick one wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:54pm On Jun 03, 2019
BankyGee:

Well, you know what to do:
More than one answer is NOT allowed gringringrin
So pick one wink
cheesy well you saw what I posted
Nayo08:



Don't tell me to pick one wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:58pm On Jun 03, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy well you saw what I posted
Bros, pick one na. Even if the right one is among the three, you'll not be counted o smiley

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