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Ace comedian, Alibaba joins FRSC on duty yesterday, controls road traffic for 3 hours in Lagos.

Spent 3 hours today... and came to the conclusion again, that we are the cause of our problems.
After the #tdwcafrica2019 at Landmark, I was on the road linking Ligali, going back to my office and noticed there was a gridlock.

My driver said it will soon clear. When soon turned to 35 minutes, I came down and walked through the vehicles to see the cause of the HOLD UP was.
4 lanes coming from Ligali towards Landmark and 5 lanes filtering onto the end of Ligali. Plus traffic from 3 streets pouring into the same road. The little spaces inbetween cars were all taken over by okada riders. While the spaces wider than those okadas could squeeze through had been pegged close by keke Napep.
Managed to merge 4 lanes to 2 and 3 lanes in the opposite direction, to form 1 lane, just to decongest the gridlock. Worked. And after 2 hours, decorum had resumed.
Hmmm.
A thought hit me. If @jidesanwoolu wants to make extra N200b to develop Lagos, he should just invest in CCTVs at major and busy junctions. With STOP signs to boot. Borrow money fix the roads and drainages. Then set up a system that will get drivers and vehicles to be linked together. When you are caught on tape, beating the traffic lights or breaking traffic laws, you will just get the alert that the payment has been deducted from your account.
To make this work, each car will have its registration number linked to the BVN of the owner. No need to set up any other means of collecting the money. And if you sell the car, you must go to the licensing office to change the BVN. Failure to do that means whoever drives the car and commits an offence, will not be debited. The original owner pays.
If it's a military vehicle, the debit comes from the military account. Same with corporate bodies. Individuals too. You can imagine Oga is sitting at home, in Ikoyi, and he gets a debit alert for traffic infractions in Lekki PHASE 1, N45,000. How? He will call the driver or whoever is with the car. Kilode? "I beat red lights sir". Just sack yourself.
And it doesn't matter whether you have money in the account. The account will be on debit. Any day money comes in it will be deducted with interest.
No traffic

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All for the gram

Patriotism, I hope.




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Alibaba king of everything!!!

Baba wan run for one post sha

Very intelligent man... Wedding MC

I respect him a lot, well done.

baba wan contest

Lalasticlala

Political ambition?
We'll see

Ali get political dreams.
He will soon declare for a seat politically.
Just at the point of deciding which party to join.

screenshot my post.
just a deep thought here.

Good Naija

Useless task

Special Marshall wee!

Okay

Who's thinking what I'm thinking?

His idea on how to regulate traffic iss and checkmating drivers is quite cool. Imagine getting deducted for traffic disobedience every time will bring sanity to all drivers, and reduce traffic congestion.




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For show..

Nice one from Ali Baba. If we can join hands, things will work

JasonScoolari:
Lol, this my Delta brother sef.

The king of Comedy have been restless since the citizens of Ukraine elected a "Comedian" as their President.

Osè, we know the scope already and we thank your driver for taking pictures of you being "Patriotic." Just relax, the Lifeless comedian will soon leave and God willing, your dreams shall come to fulfillment.

You be man wey sabi.

Like play... like play... someone go just take style declare for presidency.

It seems no one saw the strategy Alibaba is suggesting to LASG to curb traffic

If only implementation can take place

The idea is brilliant but what if someone drops his car for repairs and after the mechanic has fixed it, takes the car for test running and disobey traffic, so the innocent chap will get debited automatically or if one is been chased or has his cat stolen and beats traffic signs, will one also be debited?

FemiCare:
His idea on how to regulate traffic iss and checkmating drivers is quite cool. Imagine getting deducted for traffic disobedience every time will bring sanity to all drivers, and reduce traffic congestion.




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seriously the idea is cool if it can be implemented.

tohyorsih2:
All for the gram

you don't have sense

JasonScoolari:
Lol, this my Delta brother sef.

The king of Comedy have been restless [b]since the citizens of Ukraine elected a "Comedian" as their President.


Osè, we know the scope already and we thank your driver for taking pictures of you being "Patriotic." Just relax, the Lifeless comedian will soon leave and God willing, your dreams shall come to fulfillment.[/b]

Sense wee not keee you there