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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by EternalBeing: 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by kikilove(f): 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
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thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.
the sperm that is thrown into the toilet goes out for free infact in some cases the guy has to pay for it. So i think 50k is very ok

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by kokoye(m): 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by landforeast(m): 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
When the Boy that emerge as a result of the sperm you donated fall in love with your daughter

Is that not incest

I know some hungry wankas are already giving it a second taught, trust Nigerians some will start donating every week.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by tydi(m): 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

Is it now better you waste it inside 100naira condom. . in most cases borrowed or picked one for that matter.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by santopelele(m): 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
hmmmmm! abeg whr the clinic dey, maybe i wil be making 200k per 3 days because sperm don plenty for my body

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by dheaven: 5:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
During test if they find out you are infected will they treat you for free or leave you to go home and cry?

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

But you give it to your soakaway for free. tongue

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Uncleodi(m): 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2019
This is a way to help humanity, especially those families that can not conceive naturally and at the verge of loosing their marriages.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Jakasibo(m): 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2019
Wow!!
I'm gainfully employed finally
Can anyone help me with their mobile number

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Authoreety: 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2019
Hahahaha
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Ijawwomaninoyo: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
Good news for NL Vaseline crew or whatever they call themselves.
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by bugggg: 5:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
cheesy

Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by ChangeMachine: 5:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
Bet9ja is in trouble

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Angelfrost(m): 5:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
Simply put: Help a brother's ministry; stop wasting the good stuff!... Go "self-service" into a condom, and get paid. So much wisdom. grin
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Thalinzrcng: 5:27pm On Jun 04, 2019

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Mizwisdom(f): 5:27pm On Jun 04, 2019
Fertilizing eggs with a self-servicer's sperm will lead to future Wankers

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by shomutuski(m): 5:27pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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Very funny grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by bluefilm: 5:28pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

Hahahahaha

Guy you be total mumu.

All those nonsense sperm you been dey wànk off to pörnhub and xvīdeos, how much dem don pay you since?

My friend, you better go and make good use of this wonderful opportunity.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by VCE45(m): 5:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
don't give a f**k

Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by marleymalibu(m): 5:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
Employment status: self employed cheesy

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Danwakae(m): 5:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
I can only trust a Muslim HAUSA doctor


Benz on the Doctor's mind

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by israelmao(m): 5:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
Yahoo guys may consider this as an alternative now that EFCC is hitting hard on them.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by tesppidd: 5:30pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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grin

You are a genius.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by chibaby1985(f): 5:30pm On Jun 04, 2019
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Tonyspecial(m): 5:31pm On Jun 04, 2019
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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by GMbuharii: 5:31pm On Jun 04, 2019
Not for coneheaded agberoes and sophisticated touts.. nobody wants pikins wey go dey USAIN Bolt danfo and Okada

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by CeeJay9ja(m): 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2019
See business grin

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by saint4larin(m): 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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Mr Speaker sir.

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