Thalinzrcng:
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lol

If people like you can channel such creativity into developing the nation,

Nigeria will be greater than America.

Mizwisdom:
Fertilizing eggs with a self-servicer's sperm will lead to future Wankers

Lol

Just 50k? When the hospital will rake in millions from prospective clients.

Headlesschicken:
Not for ugly looking wankas though, nobody wants to have a nightmare for a baby...

It's business bro.

The buyer would never know whether it was a Donald Duke or an Adams Oshiomole who donated the sperm.

ITbomb:
Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells 60% 100% of male Nairalanders

ITbomb:

Headline Fixed

Fixed again ..

SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money.
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

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You made me laugh even though I'm not in the mood.

thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

Chai, enu ti fe. Wetin u wan give to get 50k? Just sperm . Something u will waste away with your Gf and still give her money 4 her hairdo. I have marked you now, you will donate a coke bottle free b4 u get paid.

Not a good bargain...the pay should be more than 50k

toffyz:
Not a good bargain...the pay should be more than 60k

Dont worry, continue to bleed and waste it away and still pay the ladies for wasting it

Hmmm

Nawao!!!


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tesppidd:
It's business bro.

The buyer would never know whether it was a Donald Duke or an Adams Oshiomole who donated the sperm.

And if na MC oluomo sperm, hire killer go fruitful and multiply

If they want people to respond fast, let them provide free toto for fvck but on a condition that you will have to leave the used condom behind. In that case you'll be going home with 50k and free sex, that's if you can deal with the fear that arises from knowing what it's been used for. Whether it's for ritual or medical.

Unfortunately nothing comes for free even in Freetown.

ChangeMachine:
Bet9ja is in trouble

Not really.

Bet9ja get luck say na only AA genotype dem want.

If not eh...

Lovelyn451:
When they finally marry they'll start having low sperm count...tueh

is it ur own low sperm count??

Nazarethnaza:
A Nigerian doctor who shared a new way to secure the bag for masturbators, disclosed that some fertility clinics in Lagos pay as much as N50K for sperm. 

The doctor who listed some egg and sperm donation clinics, however added some requirements for one to be taken in as a donor. Revealing that fertility clinics in Lagos now pay up to N50k for sperm, the Nigerian doctor who listed some clinics, wrote;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/04/fertility-clinics-in-lagos-pay-n50k-for-sperm-doctor-tells-masturbators/

It's the people who'll buy sperm from these fertility clinics that I pity. The clinic can do all the screenings they want. Can they detect some genetic traits in a donor? Definitely not! That's someone would just use his/her money to buy a replica of Lawrence Antibiotics even something worse all because they want have children.
May God save us from evil.

Its a great deal if you ask me. You can earn not less than 500k weekly just by wanking mornin and night from Monday to Friday.You can regain easily by eating enough banana's,fruit salad, coconut and drinking raw pastured eggs!!Remember,wot evr is worth doing is worth doing well so invest in your wanking business!!

Vaseline crew! Ova to you

person fit dey self-service 4times na. 200k. no more girlfrend o. cool money. gimme address abeg

Anusiemgood:

is it ur own low sperm count??

it is their wife's low sperm count cos na the woman go suffer pass when they become childless, this is why i keep saying i dont want anything to do with a masturbator...God help me..Amen

This is serious oh

SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money.
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]

Don't just Self-Service AWAY got me ROTFLMAO

greggng:



Selfish man..remember you have been throwing it a way via masturbation. How much the devil gave you for using Vaseline to masturbate

Lol is it ur sperm

Nazarethnaza:
A Nigerian doctor who shared a new way to secure the bag for masturbators, disclosed that some fertility clinics in Lagos pay as much as N50K for sperm. 

The doctor who listed some egg and sperm donation clinics, however added some requirements for one to be taken in as a donor. Revealing that fertility clinics in Lagos now pay up to N50k for sperm, the Nigerian doctor who listed some clinics, wrote;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/04/fertility-clinics-in-lagos-pay-n50k-for-sperm-doctor-tells-masturbators/

the money is too small

Alexrayz:


Lol is it ur sperm

Abeg no kill me here with laughter. Is not your own either na Gods gift...lol

SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money.
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]

lols

Not interested, I don't wanna walk the street 20 years to come and walk into my photocopy. I got a strong gene.

thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

Chicken egg is sold for 50naira, while full grown broiler is sold for 3500naira. You do the math.

Benz must pay Use ur brain