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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Stevo35: 7:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
How much will they pay for 5 litres?
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Rajosh(m): 7:34pm On Jun 04, 2019
Fuqman:
Una dey trust this Naija clinic. Dem fit sell ur sperm to ritualist lol.. grin grin grin
brother you too get sense

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by UKBobo(m): 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.

Tell that to our healthy youths sleeping under Third mile bridge.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2019
where are the vaseline crew
oya make una show grin

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.
ehnn

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Morry10: 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2019
here in Abuja, I know of a fertility clinic dat pays 65k for sperm donors and 120k for egg donors
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Albertgr8: 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2019
[quote author=Nazarethnaza post=79014393]A Nigerian doctor who shared a new way to secure the bag for masturbators, disclosed that some fertility clinics in Lagos pay as much as N50K for sperm. 

The doctor who listed some egg and sperm donation clinics, however added some requirements for one to be taken in as a donor. Revealing that fertility clinics in Lagos now pay up to N50k for sperm, the Nigerian doctor who listed some clinics, wrote;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/04/fertility-clinics-in-lagos-pay-n50k-for-sperm-doctor-tells-masturbators/


[/quote
is like sperm have finished from his body he started looking for someone to buy from
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Albertgr8: 7:46pm On Jun 04, 2019
Nazarethnaza:
A Nigerian doctor who shared a new way to secure the bag for masturbators, disclosed that some fertility clinics in Lagos pay as much as N50K for sperm. 

The doctor who listed some egg and sperm donation clinics, however added some requirements for one to be taken in as a donor. Revealing that fertility clinics in Lagos now pay up to N50k for sperm, the Nigerian doctor who listed some clinics, wrote;

https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/04/fertility-clinics-in-lagos-pay-n50k-for-sperm-doctor-tells-masturbators/


Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Kingsley1000(m): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2019
how i fit apply.... i will be making 200k per week
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Elelfa: 7:48pm On Jun 04, 2019
Just 50k??

Nigerians like exploitation eh esp when they see you have less of a choice. They should go and ask their counterparts abroad how much they pay donors.

If it's blood they're talking about, would have been fair......but spermuuuuuu,, mba nu,, littering my seeds all over the world for 50k.

500k would have been a fairer deal.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Kingsley1000(m): 7:51pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]
you and who reject am?

There's one faction of vaseline crew that accepts the offer

imagine wanking2times in a week=100k

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by bluefilm: 8:02pm On Jun 04, 2019
tommyken:

You don't have to insult him to pass your point.


Guy, wetin be your own na?

Why you con dey talk like dis?

By the way, is it your insult?

I suggest you just park it there, okay?

Nekwenu m anya bikonu.
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by ikemesit4477: 8:10pm On Jun 04, 2019
See what I have been wasting! Address of the clinic please! grin
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2019
If I'm not inserting the sperm the old traditional way of missionary style, forget it. One should enjoy work, money is not everything!
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Aladdin1(m): 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]
SECONDED!!. I CONCUR!!!. LOL

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2019
Y is it d price varied, abi dem d bargain wowo pple sperm
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Kingsley1000(m): 8:37pm On Jun 04, 2019
ikemesit4477:
See what I have been wasting! Address of the clinic please! grin
my own will even sell above100k

i'm very healthy,handsome,intelligent,brilliant,sociable and have high immunity

abeg where is the hospital cheesy

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by amstardi: 8:39pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.
I need your kidneys

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by freg2000: 8:47pm On Jun 04, 2019
One guy dey gist me now that he just knack her Gf finish. He talk say the lady good for nodding and suck and lick everything. Meaning the lady just lick for mouth 50 thousannnd.
As from now on any lady looking for my long thing must pay a non refundable deposit on 50k. No more wastage. I don wise up
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by freemi(m): 8:49pm On Jun 04, 2019
thesicilian:
50k is too small for sperm that'll be turned into a full human being.
how much is it worth wen u jerk it off? Btw i'd neva father a child i'll wl neva knw or meet
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Eroms4life17(m): 8:57pm On Jun 04, 2019
Mastubators plenty here oo. Jeez!
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by thesicilian: 9:03pm On Jun 04, 2019
amstardi:
I need your kidneys
50million dollars for one. That's how much mine is worth.
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by enemyofprogress: 9:08pm On Jun 04, 2019
No wonder funjosh, seun and lalasticlala dey spend money anyhow these days. I no talk anything o tongue tongue
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Small080(m): 9:12pm On Jun 04, 2019
I pity your life, dey go use your sperm for money ritual
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by XavierD(f): 9:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
..

Hahahahahahahaha

many will like this but must sure fail number 2 & 3 conditions

Igbo smokers nothing for you o

Multiple baby mama guys with enough STD, nothing for you

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by lexy2014: 9:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]

In Nigeria today, those reatraints that used 2 hold us back, prevent us from going 2 far, are all gone
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Gerrard59(m): 9:34pm On Jun 04, 2019
Elelfa:
Just 50k??

Nigerians like exploitation eh esp when they see you have less of a choice. They should go and ask their counterparts abroad how much they pay donors.

If it's blood they're talking about, would have been fair......but spermuuuuuu,, mba nu,, littering my seeds all over the world for 50k.

500k would have been a fairer deal.

It's actually cheaper there than Nigeria and the cost of doing same is lower. So why should it be the same? So because crude oil has many derivatives, the price should be pegged to the myriads of derivatives? The price of a raw material can never be higher than the finished product. It cost a lot to raise a child so why should the raw material's (sperm) price be higher than the cost of raising the product (child)? It's simple economics. Tell me the economic reason why the price should be 500K?
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Gerrard59(m): 9:40pm On Jun 04, 2019
XavierD:
..

Hahahahahahahaha

many will like this but must sure fail number 2 & 3 conditions

Igbo smokers nothing for you o

Multiple baby mama guys with enough STD, nothing for you

Exactly. Most that are interested smoke, drink recklessly and take all manner of drugs. Oh! The STDs, epic fail before they commence. grin


Small080:
I pity your life, dey go use your sperm for money ritual

Why has your barber not done same with your hairs? Besides, money rituals don't exist.

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Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by habsydiamond(m): 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]
lolzzz...true talk mehn grin
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by idokokadiri200: 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2019
[quote author=Morry10 post=79021742]here in Abuja, I know of a fertility clinic dat pays 65k for sperm donors and 120k for egg donors[/quote. Let me get ur number bros..
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Gerrard59(m): 9:43pm On Jun 04, 2019
Lovelyn451:
When they finally marry they'll start having low sperm count...tueh

Low sperm count has nothing to do with masturbation.
Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Small080(m): 10:00pm On Jun 04, 2019
Gerrard59:


Exactly. Most that are interested smoke, drink recklessly and take all manner of drugs. Oh! The STDs, epic fail before they commence. grin




Why has your barber not do same with your hairs? Besides, money rituals don't exist.
Money ritual no do waiting?
If you're deceiving I won't deceive myself, thanks for your advise grin grin grin

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