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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:35pm On Jun 06, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- They've both stopped quacking

No winners for today
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:26pm On Jun 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided
shadow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:32pm On Jun 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided

A shadow

Im getting sloppy...i need to up my game grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:08pm On Jun 06, 2019
pu7pl3:

A shadow
Im getting sloppy...i need to up my game grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:23pm On Jun 06, 2019
[quote author=BankyGee post=79088693][/quote]

you trust me abi?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:27pm On Jun 06, 2019
pu7pl3:


you trust me abi?
Sure... That's why I'd tell you that your answer is wrong. I thought you'd get the answer without reading the question seff... But I still trust you... Think pu7pl3, think!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:43pm On Jun 06, 2019
BankyGee:

Sure... That's why I'd tell you that your answer is wrong. I thought you'd get the answer without reading the question seff... But I still trust you... Think pu7pl3, think!

wait i failed this one again?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:53pm On Jun 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided

A pair of glasses

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:58pm On Jun 06, 2019
pu7pl3:


A pair of glasses
Still WRONG

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:12am On Jun 07, 2019
BankyGee:

Still WRONG

We wont sleep this night oo grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:15am On Jun 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

'Tis true I have both face and hands,
And move before your eyes,
Yet when I go, my body stands,
And when I stand, I lie.

What am I? undecided

An alarm clock

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:15am On Jun 07, 2019
tell me im wrong again smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emiron18(m): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20pm On Jun 07, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A Clock

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:30pm On Jun 07, 2019
dimelo:


BankyGee
anytime I don't get it right
just declare the riddle inconclusive or else...
undecided who's this one tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Jun 07, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:46pm On Jun 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? undecided
he's always turning from one side to the other undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:49pm On Jun 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? undecided

Cos he lies on one side and turns around and lies on another smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Adejal: 8:53pm On Jun 07, 2019
Because he's a talkative

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:46pm On Jun 08, 2019
How A Professor Explained Marketing Concepts To A Class

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you walk up to her and say, "I'm very rich, marry me."
That's direct marketing. grin

You are at a party with your friends and you see a gorgeous girl, one of your friends goes up to her pointing at you; "He is rich, marry him."
That's advertising. grin

You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl, she walks up to you and says, "you are rich, can you marry me?"
That's brand recognition. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her and say, "I'm rich, marry me," and she gives you a hard slap!
That's customer's feedback. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you walk up to her and say, "I'm rich, marry me," and she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap. grin

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her, before you say "I'm rich marry me," your wife arrives.
That's reconstruction of entry into new market. grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 4:13pm On Jun 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? undecided
he doesnt stay on one side for long

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:34pm On Jun 08, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Because he lies on one side, then turn around and lies on the other

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3! (Hit the nail on the head! grin)
wizi44! (Incomplete answer though wink)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:37pm On Jun 08, 2019
Adejal:
Because he's a talkative
WRONG answer bro wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:43pm On Jun 08, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:24pm On Jun 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? undecided

grin Drop clues jare...this one looks international amd ive never left naija grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:11am On Jun 09, 2019
pu7pl3:


grin Drop clues jare...this one looks international amd ive never left naija grin
Answers are in the question bro... Just think hard.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? undecided

Cos they stole the idea?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why does a Russian soldier wear brass buttons on his coat, and an Austrian soldier wear steel ones? undecided

Or cos russia is colder?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 4:21pm On Jun 09, 2019
Maybe cos the two s'es in brass corresponds with the two in Russia and the one in steel goes with the one Austria

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