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StrikeBack:
I'm happy for them oo

sure? Speak your mind.

Oyindidi:
if you see me for my wedding dress I be like I. See as fat dey rush me now I do exercise for 4 days e be like world wan end

u don forget say i don see u. u no fat reach d lady wey op post nau.u dey average.

I was in my room last night when my neighbor started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed nto her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbor inside her sitting room and other neighbors joined me.
We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!" .
I wanted to be a hero
that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye.
Then, i said if i count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed.
I started counting, 1...2....3 go!
Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA took d
light, (dat was wen I knew my village people have finally descided to kill me).
We all started screaming in the dark
because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room.
We nearly killed ourselves.
If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake.
If I touched someone too, I will receive a bombastic beating too.
My Brothers and Sisters, as am talking to you now... We are all in the hospital because we nearly killed ourselves with the wood instead of the snake.
I have stopped helping people since then.
you cannot come and kill me for my children.

What a big family in the making

For this next level Person fat like this

sinaj:
They will make a big happy family

happy birthday pretty! I wish you long life and prosperity

Chei I pity their bed. Na for ground their matress go dey stay till thy Kingdom come.

childofdoom1:
happy birthday pretty! I wish you long life and prosperity

mtcheeeeeeew

toluwa1:
What a big family in the making

let's do our own soon

Fountainofyouth:
I think the guy is good at cunnilingus, she looks soo happy, yep she reaches orgasm through clit sucking, his diick can't do the job.

dem take sex and prick swear for you?singlest shame no dey your body mtcheeeeeeew

Gisters:
Lalasticlala

is that the guy's name

childofdoom1:
happy birthday pretty! I wish you long life and prosperity

thanks dear

ValCon888:
That shirt he wore can be used to sew agbada for 5 people.

I had to scroll back up to see the shirt...jeez you can exaggerate

Titugirl:
I had to scroll back up to see the shirt...jeez you can exaggerate

We live in a harsh world already so learn to take a joke when you see one

Poor innocent bed.

Na to hire bricklayer build bedstand remain; conventional bedstand will be grossly inadequate

Hmmmm

Bia, make una respect una self this early morn

ifeanyija:
How they go do for bed?

Ask Dele Momodu ���

sinaj:
They will make a big happy family

Happy birthday!

ohhh boyyyyy, am speechless

lefulefu:
aghh u don see person wey fat pass dis man ...haba .a guy wey too obese is suppose to marry a slim babe..same as a very fat lady so wen dem go born pickin weight go dey balanced.

Oluwa o! Nai b say for night, neighbours no go dey sleep o. The Kai snoring wey go dey comot that house ehn. Ego be like wr crowd of hippopotamus dey fight community fight

NOC1:
no missionary for them, it is Doggy and spoon.
for me i can't do without missionary, i can't kill myself with difficult styles.

God bless the union.

may the bed not collapse when work is in progress.

Which one is spoon style again

bunnae:
I wish them all the best in their marriage. Me sef wan marry. Na to get job be wahala.

Na man you be? na man need job to settle down no be woman

bunnae:
I wish them all the best in their marriage. Me sef wan marry. Na to get job be wahala.

Where is your picture...

DavidEsq:
Oluwa o! Nai b say for night, neighbours no go dey sleep o. The Kai snoring wey go dey comot that house ehn. Ego be like wr crowd of hippopotamus dey fight community fight

hahahaha

tunary:
Which one is spoon style again

when both of dem face one direction lying down on their side.

Birds of the same feather

H

lefulefu:
hahahaha

enemyofprogress:
let's do our own soon

Lol

destinie2019:
Happy birthday!

Thanks dear

[quote author=NOC1 post=79550093]no missionary for them, it is Doggy and spoon.
for me i can't do without missionary, i can't kill myself with difficult styles.

God bless the union.

may the bed not collapse when work is in progress.[/quote
Wow doggy is now a difficult style]