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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:36am On Jul 28, 2019
cucumbar:
bros, don’t mind the people here...let us continue to live in self denial.
I’m a Nigerian. Anyone that is saying Nigeria is better than Kenya either hasn’t visited Kenya or is only being patriotic. All the GDP talk is just on paper. It doesn’t reflect in the standard of living of the man on the street.

Add volume please grin you're wise.
Most of them are too ignorant to the extent that they can't be told anything, talking like as if other Africans are lifeless.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:



Hahaha. Don't start abeg cheesy The guys have a good built though, but sometimes you wish a different head came with ze body grin

grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra Ndinomyalezo wabucala, ke phendula cheesy cheesy

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 12:50pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:



Hahaha. Don't start abeg cheesy The guys have a good built though, but sometimes you wish a different head came with ze body grin

Why are you making fun of my head?
God knows your address.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 1:14pm On Jul 28, 2019
Yobeezy:
XhosaNostra Ndinomyalezo wabucala, ke phendula cheesy cheesy

Ok, sure.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 1:15pm On Jul 28, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


Why are you making fun of my head?
God knows your address.

But you have a beautiful head tongue
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by TSRC: 1:47pm On Jul 28, 2019
Yobeezy:



Why are you so stupid?
You're the one who was screaming that your tax revenues from Nigerian banking sectors is bigger than all the corporate sectors in Kenya combined.And if you check from internet, entire Nigeria's tax revenues were worth $14 billion against Kenya's $16 billion as of 2018 collection data, so how's bank tax revenues bigger than entire Kenya's corporate sectors??
You don't have to prove to everyone that you're ignorant and stupid.


How's the revenue of a single Nigerian bank bigger than entire Kenyan banking sector revenue? Like for example, how's GTB's revenues worth $500 bigger than entire Kenya's banking sector revenues worth over $2 billion?
Learn to be sure of what you're arguing about.

Others you can get more insights from Kenya Nigeria thread in this forum which was created by your fellow Nigerian admitting that Kenya ranks ahead of Nigeria in most basic development indices.
You're just extremely ignorant, you want others to believe your write up emernating from your thick skull while you don't want to believe whatever others are telling you.

Before you type back, make sure you go through the Kenya Nigeria thread from the beginning to the end, it's about 5000 pages. That's where you'll bury your ignorance.
GTB revenues is the size of your entire banking sector.
That is a bitter fact.
How many Kenyan banks can compete outside Kenya?.
I don't even know any.

It is obvious you don't comprehend the vast difference between the Nigerian economy and the Kenyan economy.
The gap is like from heaven to hell.

If you allow your self to be deluded by a nairaland thread, that is your business.
Nigerians can be self hating. You would be foolish to believe that is how worse things are.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by iloveyou82(f): 2:15pm On Jul 28, 2019
Yobeezy:


Are you normal at all girl?
Do you even understand what you're arguing about or you're just arguing to win?
Now show me a proof where 30 million Kenyans are extremely poor, am waiting.
ARE YOU NORMAL? And you believe 86m nigerians are extremely poor but you dont believe 30m kenyans are also extremely poor. in terms of percentage of the extreme poor to each country population, you can see why nigeria is stil the giant of africa.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by iloveyou82(f): 2:23pm On Jul 28, 2019
Yobeezy:


Add volume please grin you're wise.
Most of them are too ignorant to the extent that they can't be told anything, talking like as if other Africans are lifeless.
you are talking as if nobody is poor in kenya. My point is that, nigeria has more poor pple in africa becos of his population, and nigeria also has more rich pple in africa becos of the same population
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 2:24pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Hahaha. The irony is, Nigerians are some of the darkest people in Africa, so it really doesn't make sense when they poke fun at others for being black. It's a literal case of the pot vs. the kettle grin
And how it is your fvcking business?

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Can you tell them apart from your own people in Kenya? Nigerians tend to have distinctive features & built.
South African women way fat like hippopotamus, their face Look like Dead body, This low life cunt want to troll.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:34pm On Jul 28, 2019
WorWorBoy:
And how it is your fvcking business?

Oh believe me, it's none of my business, but I still have an opinion. You got a fucking problem with that?

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 2:37pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Oh believe me, it's none of my business, but I still have an opinion. You got a fucking problem with that?
It is not your business, and yet you bring your wide Monkey mouth into other people affairs. Your stupid Opinion matters not.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:38pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
South African women way fat like hippopotamus, their face Look like Dead body, This low life cunt want to troll.

Lol @ fat. I don't expect you to understand curves since your women are shaped like Hercules with stony, manly faces to match. Dickhead!

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
South African women way fat like hippopotamus, their face Look like Dead body, This low life cunt want to troll.
grin grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:42pm On Jul 28, 2019
WorWorBoy:
It is not your business, and yet you bring your wide Monkey mouth into other people affairs. Your stupid Opinion matters not.

Listen here, I couldn't careless. I was brought into this discussion by someone who's directly involved. I responded to him, not you. You wait until I call your name. Meanwhile, shut your trap, you're stinking the whole place up with that crap oozing from the sides of that manhole you call a mouth!

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol @ fat. I don't expect you to understand curves since your women are shaped like Hercules with stony, manly faces to match. Dickhead!
Look at this clown. grin grin so in your tiny little mind being fat is the sane thing as being curvy? grin grin Dead brain Nincompoop. grin grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:51pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
Look at this clown. grin grin so in your tiny little mind being fat is the sane thing as being curvy? grin grin Dead brain Nincompoop. grin grin

You're conveniently posting extreme cases, while knowing fully well that the majority of South African women don't look anything like that.

More like this

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 2:58pm On Jul 28, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Listen here, I couldn't careless. I was brought into this discussion by someone who's directly involved. I responded to him, not you. You wait until I call your name. Meanwhile, shut your trap, you're stinking the whole place up with that crap oozing from the sides of that manhole you call a mouth!
You Want to cry? Let me give you tissue to wipe your tears?
grin grin

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:03pm On Jul 28, 2019
WorWorBoy:
Want to cry? Let me give you tissue to wipe your tears?
grin grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 3:06pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
Look at this clown. grin grin so in your tiny little mind being fat is the sane thing as being curvy? grin grin Dead brain Nincompoop. grin grin
Jehovah what is that? shocked shocked
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2019
WorWorBoy:
Jehovah what is that? shocked shocked
Curvy South African woman grin grin

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WorWorBoy: 3:16pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
Curvy South African woman grin grin
Yuck.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:17pm On Jul 28, 2019
Allen02:
Curvy South African woman grin grin

Even your brodas living in SA can attest to the fact that the picture you posted is not of a typical South African woman.

This is the typical size & shape of a woman down South, don't get it skewed. More feminine than that of your shemales grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jul 28, 2019
TSRC:

GTB revenues is the size of your entire banking sector.
That is a bitter fact.
How many Kenyan banks can compete outside Kenya?.
I don't even know any.

It is obvious you don't comprehend the vast difference between the Nigerian economy and the Kenyan economy.
The gap is like from heaven to hell.

If you allow your self to be deluded by a nairaland thread, that is your business.
Nigerians can be self hating. You would be foolish to believe that is how worse things are.


Oh God! What's wrong with this rotten Nigerian brain? Even after proving to you that GTB revenues is lesser than the entire Kenyan banking sector, you're still arguing?
Let me leave you with your ignorance.
Kenyan banks are the largest multinational banks in east and central Africa.Equity and KCB leads the pack which have branches in more than 6 countries.
You're just an ignorant fool.
Stay out of my mentions with your ignorance.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 28, 2019
iloveyou82:
ARE YOU NORMAL? And you believe 86m nigerians are extremely poor but you dont believe 30m kenyans are also extremely poor. in terms of percentage of the extreme poor to each country population, you can see why nigeria is stil the giant of africa.

Yes I am, you're the one who is abnormal and dumb cause you never understand what you do argue about.You're the same person who was screaming that Nigeria is better than Kenya because of its huge population, I pity your wretched education system.

The number of Nigerians living in abject poverty is roughly 90 million, the highest in the world.This information was compiled by world bank and it's flooded in different internet sites, so instead of arguing about it you should be proud of being the global poverty hostages.

I'll ask again, show me a proof where 32 million Kenyans are living in extreme poverty.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by SmallSimba: 5:21pm On Jul 28, 2019
mrpaedo:
Calm down.E-wars are never based on logic and facts.Just like rumours,they are simply based on spreading a narrative about one's supposed enemy/enemies

E-wars are based on perceived insults. How come Nigerians never insult Kenyans of being too brown?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jul 28, 2019
iloveyou82:
you are talking as if nobody is poor in kenya. My point is that, nigeria has more poor pple in africa becos of his population, and nigeria also has more rich pple in africa becos of the same population

Did you see me denying Kenyans are not poor?
I didn't do that even for once, show me a proof where 32 million Kenyans are living in extreme poverty.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2019
SmallSimba:


E-wars are based on perceived insults. How come Nigerians never insult Kenyans of being too brown?

Nigerians are just racist fools, they've been dissing Ghanaians as well about their skin appearance.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 6:24am On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol @ fat. I don't expect you to understand curves since your women are shaped like Hercules with stony, manly faces to match. Dickhead!


100% true grin grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jul 29, 2019
After Kenyans blasted Nigerians with facts based on their problems and failures, they resorted to attack Ugandans and now they want to drag themselves to a Twitter war with south Africans.
This confirms how super lazy these jackasses from the poverty giant of the world are.

XhosaNostra

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 1:53pm On Jul 29, 2019
Yobeezy:
After Kenyans blasted Nigerians with facts based on their problems and failures, they resorted to attack Ugandans and now they want to drag themselves to a Twitter war with south Africans.
This confirms how super lazy these jackasses from the poverty giant of the world are.

XhosaNostra

Hahaha @ the 1st one saying they helped us with our laziness. What a delusional set of people. Charity begins at home, that's all I can say. I hope the South Africans ignore them. That's the only way to deal with attention-seekers with nothing better to do with their time. While they're busy talking tosh online, the 1st citizens of their land are coming to graze on their doorstep & there's absolutely nothing they're going to do about it. Zilch. So why should South Africans be that cruel by fighting with severely abused children of neglect? grin We got far more important issues than to kickoff with paraplegics online grin

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