I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight?

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.

Eat lots of noodles with fried egg with viju milk to top it! Potatoes are also good, but be careful cos your tummy might start shooting out.

Go and gym

How much do you have sex?

Try swallowing or taking in a lot of cum.

Yes, that is my answer. Let me also join you since you have chosen to be mad.

And if you need anyone to help you with that, daddy is here.

Start squatting and always eat balanced diet.

It's a bit antediluvian to want to command respect by being physically imposing. Chances are they won't respect you no matter how big you become. How big can you even grow anyway?
Give them something to respect; your aura, your brains, project mysteriousness. Also be independent. Don't "send them message" unless it is absolutely necessary.
Nigerians worship money. I would suggest telling them to keep the change on occasion. Not always though as it could have unintended consequences.

I suspect the adults around do not regard you highly as well. The kids take their cue from them most probably.

This is the second ridiculous thread you are creating in succession.
Hope all is well

How old are you by the way

Nairalanders ask this question all the time and are never serious regarding the issue. One asked me this question five years ago. I clicked on his profile early this year to find out not only did he not take my advice but he asked the same thing not too long ago. Enjoy your weight as it is. When you’re serious about gaining weight you’ll learn it on your own.

So you are small in stature and you are here on nairaland e-fighting all the time.

Go and get Apetamin syrup. Make sure you don’t work and you have enough food as well. Give yourself 2 to 4 weeks and thank me with your pvssy. I don’t give advice to girls for free

ThothHermes:
It's a bit antediluvian to want to command respect by being physically imposing. Chances are they won't respect you no matter how big you become. How big can you even grow anyway?
Give them something to respect; your aura, your brains, project mysteriousness. Also be independent. Don't "send them message" unless it is absolutely necessary.
Nigerians worship money. I would suggest telling them to keep the change on occasion. Not always though as it could have unintended consequences.

I suspect the adults around do not regard you highly as well. The kids take their cue from them most probably.

This is the second ridiculous thread you are creating in succession.
Hope all is well

How old are you by the way

I'm in my mid 30s. And yes, all is well.

Thanks guys. Thread is closed!

Hmmm....

You’re still in your early 20s. Please don’t wish for what you don’t want. I remember being 21 and praying for God to make me fatter. By the time I was 23, I was looking for ways to lose weight because I blew up more than I wanted. I’m 24 now and I’ve realised the older you get the more weight you will put on naturally If you don’t watch what you eat. You will add weight naturally as you grow older and you will even be looking for ways to slim down.

It is not about weight but self image.

UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm in my mid 30s. And yes, all is well.

In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

Newbreed2018:
In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

Na wah o

Newbreed2018:
In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

Hmmm. I'll be 40 next month.

Dear OP, you just want to be fat because you want a bunch of nobodies to respect you. I think that's preposterous. Why not achieve a level of success that makes you earn respect beyond food. I'm of a small stature and weigh 50kg. I'm in my mid 20s and people tell me I'm underweight but when I go for check up, all is always well and that's what matters to me while I focus on my career and build relationships and with this, I'll earn the respect I deserve. I'm not a food person and care less about my stature as people think I'm in my early 20s but then I'm a chartered accountant with years of experience. I'll only think of weight when doctors say it's necessary for child bearing.

Newbreed2018:
In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

You wan buy bridge

It's poverty that is worrying you madam.

You are poor.

You're saying 20 naira is your sweat?

How do you want to even eat enough chicken to give you rosy cheeks when you can't dash an 18 year old 20 naira?

Better go and make money

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks guys. Thread is closed!

This thread can't be closed without a before-and-after look at your mammary gland.A pic would do,in this case.

Newbreed2018:
In ur mid thirties? Your crude and unruly behavior might be a factor that has hindered u from getting married upto this moment.
For instance, guys on this forum are scared of u becos of the venom that comes out of your mouth.
You are more or less a bitter human being online no doubt offline too.
No man wants to be with a bitter woman.


Don't take my assessment in bad light, I always saw u as a teenager prolly still displaying her youthful exuberance but seeing u r in ur mid thirties and u still like this all hope is lost if u go on this way, that does not mean u r irredeemable tho.

Lol. Charlie, the babe don laf you scata.

Yea, she is blunt and down-to-earth, but she is one of the most principled, decent, sweetest and lovely girls you can ever know. Don't mess with her though, except you're ready to findout if truly there is life after death.

backbone503:


Lol. Charlie, the babe don laf you scata.

Yea, she is blunt and down-to-earth, but she is one of the most principled, decent, sweetest and lovely girls you can ever know. Don't mess with her though, except you're ready to findout if truly there is life after death.

Asslickers like u are the problem with men. Keep on sniffing asss.

Newbreed2018:
Asslickers like u are the problem with men. Keep on sniffing asss.

You need not know who you' calling names. I don't rant, particularly online. So be careful. Be really careful.

Newbreed2018:
Asslickers like u are the problem with men. Keep on sniffing asss.

To me, you sound more like an asslicker though. Anyway, I hate that cultist. you guys can just go ahead and clash. we are watching.

backbone503:


Lol. Charlie, the babe don laf you scata.

Yea, she is blunt and down-to-earth, but she is one of the most principled, decent, sweetest and lovely girls you can ever know. Don't mess with her though, except you're ready to findout if truly there is life after death.

Attention seeker. Is this all you can say to make her like you?

Eat alot of chicken Gizzard, Gizzard meat is also low in fat, and high in vitamins. Gizzard contains several vitamins including Vitamin B12, which is essential for brain function and forming white blood cells, niacin, which is good for circulation and producing hormones, and riboflavin, which keeps your skin and hair healthy. Consuming gizzards will lead to increased levels of iron, phosphorus, and zinc consumption. Iron helps your body form red blood cells, phosphorus, which benefits heart and muscle function, and zinc, which, improves immune system functions. Like two to three times a week, couple WITH Bean and Noddle's

RoseyJ:


Attention seeker. Is this all you can say to make her like you?

Why do you follow my threads around like a plague?

SHOPPERS:
It's poverty that is worrying you madam.

You are poor.

You're saying 20 naira is your sweat?

How do you want to even eat enough chicken to give you rosy cheeks when you can't dash an 18 year old 20 naira?

Better go and make money

.

Yes. I suffered for that 30N. I shall not take it.

RoseyJ:


Attention seeker. Is this all you can say to make her like you?

It seems you both know each other offline.

Jcole1985:


This thread can't be closed without a before-and-after look at your mammary gland.A pic would do,in this case.

Come to my house.

Esthered:
Dear OP, you just want to be fat because you want a bunch of nobodies to respect you. I think that's preposterous. Why not achieve a level of success that makes you earn respect beyond food. I'm of a small stature and weigh 50kg. I'm in my mid 20s and people tell me I'm underweight but when I go for check up, all is always well and that's what matters to me while I focus on my career and build relationships and with this, I'll earn the respect I deserve. I'm not a food person and care less about my stature as people think I'm in my early 20s but then I'm a chartered accountant with years of experience. I'll only think of weight when doctors say it's necessary for child bearing.

Don't mind me, eyeneka. I'm just trolling around. I'm even planning to shed some weight off.

SHOPPERS:
It's poverty that is worrying you madam.

You are poor.

You're saying 20 naira is your sweat?

How do you want to even eat enough chicken to give you rosy cheeks when you can't dash an 18 year old 20 naira?

Better go and make money

Na me you dey open eyes for, ba?