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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:39pm On Aug 05, 2019
IamPlato:
I Have A Great Idea... We Are Going To Be Rich sweetheart, chat Me Up On Facebook

You should learn decorum.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by XhosaNostra(f): 4:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


Yes babe. smiley

Will be throwing a birthday bash. Hope you'll come? smiley

You look fabulous! I'll definitely be there on the next one. Fingers crossed. Have a great one in advance.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
RoseyJ:


There is nothing special about you. why then should I stalk you?

I dunno. I'm just scared for my life. You pose to be a threat to me.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
XhosaNostra:


You look fabulous! I'll definitely be there on the next one. Fingers crossed. Have a great one in advance.

Namaste. wink

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by IamPlato(m): 4:40pm On Aug 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:

You should learn decorum.


Overripe undecided
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:41pm On Aug 05, 2019
Goalnaldo:
you know her personally?

He doesn't.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:42pm On Aug 05, 2019
Jcole1985:


Address?

Send me a mail when you get to Ajah.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:43pm On Aug 05, 2019
Mizwisdom:



And still weeping profusely for N20? I come in peace

Yes! I suffered for that money!
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 4:44pm On Aug 05, 2019
Offpoint:

ÿ what's up? been long, I've tried your both lines countless times ain't going through.. haven't seen you here either. Hope you good?

I'm good. Send me your number so i will add you on my special Whatsapp.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by IamPlato(m): 4:50pm On Aug 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


You should learn decorum.
If You Like Dont Chat Me Up, I Will Take The Idea To Some Other Babe... Bye
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by RoseyJ: 5:02pm On Aug 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


I dunno. I'm just scared for my life. You pose to be a threat to me.

How? Have I hurt you or someone you love? I don't even know you. How then can I hurt you?

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Offpoint: 10:47pm On Aug 05, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm good. Send me your number so i will add you on my special Whatsapp.
Putting my line here might not be possible, got some enemies herecheesy

Send me a whatsapp message here pls +234 708 877 2858, I'll give you my line.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by kwaso2: 7:11am On Aug 06, 2019
You are even a low budget lady, well, its good to aspire big. But, I think u can achieve it on ur own without a man, husband. Manage ur arrogance shaa
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:12am On Aug 06, 2019
kwaso2:
You are even a low budget lady, well, its good to aspire big. But, I think u can achieve it on ur own without a man, husband. Manage ur arrogance shaa

undecided
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Nobody: 10:04am On Aug 08, 2019
OladimejiRufai:


Which one be zaddy again?

I said I am daddy sad
You don't know. You don't know what is going on.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by generationz(f): 1:08pm On Aug 14, 2019
stupidity:
So you are small in stature and you are here on nairaland e-fighting all the time.

Go and get Apetamin syrup. Make sure you don’t work and you have enough food as well. Give yourself 2 to 4 weeks and thank me with your pvssy. I don’t give advice to girls for free

Na short people like fight pass grin
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by kelcy1: 10:16am On Aug 15, 2019
Dear!! Is so easy , I have added a lot weight using this method
Step 1: get a ripe bananas about Two or three in a blender, add peak liquid milk or whole milk , some nuts like cashew, almond and lastly , add a half cup of water and blend altogether , and drink up.... amazing results

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by kelcy1: 10:16am On Aug 15, 2019
Dear!! Is so easy , I have added a lot weight using this method
Step 1: get a ripe bananas about Two or three in a blender, add peak liquid milk or whole milk , some nuts like cashew, almond and lastly , add a half cup of water and blend altogether , and drink up.... amazing results[color=#550000][/color]
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Nobody: 11:31am On Aug 15, 2019
number one reason why I can't marry someone who is short or has small statue like the op. they are very troublesome both online or offline

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Geofavor(m): 12:54am On Aug 16, 2019
officialfestus:
Go and gym
I thought gyming makes one lose weight?
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by officialfestus(m): 9:29am On Aug 17, 2019
Geofavor:

I thought gyming makes one lose weight?
yeah it does... But you'll be muscular with nice body build if done well

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Geofavor(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2019
officialfestus:
yeah it does... But you'll be muscular with nice body build if done well
Okay. I'm interested in doing this. What do I do and How do I start?
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by officialfestus(m): 12:14pm On Aug 17, 2019
Geofavor:

Okay. I'm interested in doing this. What do I do and How do I start?
register for a gym class... Or create some yourself and download a body building app from playstore and also be doing push ups and be increasing the reps day by day

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 10:20am On Aug 21, 2019
Esthered:
Dear OP, you just want to be fat because you want a bunch of nobodies to respect you. I think that's preposterous. Why not achieve a level of success that makes you earn respect beyond food. I'm of a small stature and weigh 50kg. I'm in my mid 20s and people tell me I'm underweight but when I go for check up, all is always well and that's what matters to me while I focus on my career and build relationships and with this, I'll earn the respect I deserve. I'm not a food person and care less about my stature as people think I'm in my early 20s but then I'm a chartered accountant with years of experience. I'll only think of weight when doctors say it's necessary for child bearing.




this sounds more like you are advertising yourself for a potential spousecheesy. I like it. you have a nice cvcheesy. can you cook? what type of delicacy can you cook? tell me that and we are good to go.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 12:38pm On Aug 21, 2019
ashewoboy:

this sounds more like you are advertising yourself for a potential spousecheesy. I like it. you have a nice cvcheesy. can you cook? what type of delicacy can you cook? tell me that and we are good to go.

Cooking is a chore and not a hobby for me. I'd rather hire a professional cook than perfect a skill I wouldn't want to commercialise as long I know beyond the basics. I work hard to earn to ease my living sir. You can look elsewhere as I have a wedding to plan. wink

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 1:12pm On Aug 21, 2019
Esthered:


Cooking is a chore and not a hobby for me. I'd rather hire a professional cook than perfect a skill I wouldn't want to commercialise as long I know beyond the basics. I work hard to earn to ease my living sir. You can look elsewhere as I have a wedding to plan. wink



you have what?cheesy a picture of you and your potential hubby or adonbilivit. abi you are event planner?
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 5:53pm On Aug 21, 2019
ashewoboy:

you have what?cheesy a picture of you and your potential hubby or adonbilivit. abi you are event planner?

I'm getting married sir. grin
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 6:35pm On Aug 21, 2019
Esthered:


I'm getting married sir. grin


see me in my dmcheesy. Let me know if you are for real.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 9:11pm On Aug 21, 2019
ashewoboy:

see me in my dmcheesy. Let me know if you are for real.
I can't access the mail I used in opening this account and what does it profit me to lie.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Acidosis(m): 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2019
Esthered:

I'm getting married sir. grin
Wow! cheesy Congrats my dear

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 2:01am On Aug 22, 2019
Acidosis:


Wow! cheesy Congrats my dear
Thanks sir.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by zed7: 6:25am On Aug 22, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:


I'm in my mid 30s. And yes, all is well.

You look like you're in your 20's. If you are indeed in your 30's, then I'm afraid you are lagging behind in terms of intelligence and emotional maturity for your age. You should be more worried about that.

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