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- If u can't pray in english,pls pray in yr dialect.I heard someone saying "lord u are nothing without me" imagine going to hell because of grammar.
- Some guys are good at breaking hearts,but common calabash dat dey use to cover their destiny in d village,dey can't break.
- A date is a meeting between two people,who wish to know more about one another not an opportynity to eat nd order for food have never ate before.
- When u go to an interview nd your Ex is d CEO dat is when u will understand y mathematics has been telling u to find d value of X.
- To those girls who says... I need a man who is tall,God fearing,respectful,faithful,handsome,intelligent,rich,brings me breakfast in bed,takes me on annual vacation,loves me for who i am,shop for e every week nd would never cheat on me.
My sister go to garden of eden,get some clay nd mould him yourself.

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- Before you have sex all in the name of cold weather,remember that a cup of tea is cheaper than baby pampers.
- A girl urinate in my backyard,a week after vegetable started growing... I don't want to mention where she is from,if not,igbo people will say am just wicked.
- The first people to drink juice are the jews and the first people to eat gala is the galatians.

Believe me am older than you.
- Only God can break the relationship between suya and newspaper.
- A kiss can remove anger but when its too much it remove one's boxer and pant.
- Some people will come to ATM,see others on the queue and still ask "is it paying?" No,we came here to vote for buhari for third term.
Nonsense
- After promising the church she won't take time with her testimony,she began with "it all started in april 1991".
Abeg free me make i go off the mic.
- You are in a hurry to meet your boyfiend or girlfriend you met on social media for the first time,then boom you fell in a gutter.
Just know your village people are at work.

ennymoney:
- Before you have sex all in the name of cold weather,remember that a cup of tea is cheaper than baby pampers.
- A girl urinate in my backyard,a week after vegetable started growing... I don't want to mention where she is from,if not,igbo people will say am just wicked.
- The first people to drink juice are the jews and the first people to eat gala is the galatians.

Believe me am older than you.
- Only God can break the relationship between suya and newspaper.
- A kiss can remove anger but when its too much it remove one's boxer and pant.
- Some people will come to ATM,see others on the queue and still ask "is it paying?" No,we came here to vote for buhari for third term.
Nonsense
- After promising the church she won't take time with her testimony,she began with "it all started in april 1991".
Abeg free me make i go off the mic.
- You are in a hurry to meet your boyfiend or girlfriend you met on social media for the first time,then boom you fell in a gutter.
Just know your village people are at work.

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I was at a restaurant eating amala and enjoying my drink at around 3pm yesterday.A man entered the restaurant with a brief case,i guess he is a politician because his dressing and pot belly potrays it.He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him.Suddenly a woman came to him that her children are dying of hunger since her husband died and no one to cater for her and the children.This man opened the brief case and gave the woman #500k.The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.I was watching when another man started crying and came to the man,he knelt doen and begged hm that he needed money to establish is business,immediately this man wrote cheque of ten milliion naira and gave the man.This time,i started forming and practicing a lie i would blow to have my own national cake.I started crying and went to the man,immediately i knelt down,i heard "cut! cut!! cut!!!".I turned and saw the director of the movie,he laughed and said "guy nah movie we dey shoot here o.
nah wetin ecomony cause be dat ooo

- The worst relationship break up is the one announced by the gateman. "Oga say make i no open gate for you".
- The world is funny,if diomond is found in your backyard,its government property but if they find grass.My friend its yours alone.
- That awkward moment you help your crush with her assignment and she got zero.My brother just forget about the explanation and go in peace.
- Boys don't cheat at all,they are just trying to know if jenny is better than bekky.
- Guys that turn back to look at girls bottocks the day u will turn to salt is coming.
Have said my own.
- Stop telling someone to go and marry because their mates are married.Your mates are also dead and nobody is forcing you to go and die.
- I saw a lady wearing a wedding ring on the wrong finger and i asked her why? she said its because she married the wrong man.
- Nowadays photographers are seeing more unclothedness than the doctos.I'm opening a studio straight away.










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English language is not by force,if you can't speak correctly kindly use pidgin or your mother tongue.Today at GTBank,i told a girl "excuse me,pls can you move back so i can pass" and she said "pls! pls!! pls!!! i can't go backer than this,this is the backest i can go,can't you see there is somebody in front of my back?
I don't get my self,i almost requested for a tissue paper instead of a withdrawal slip.