₦airaland Forum

euromilion:
You two love birds or Hot bees should I say,should move your Romance to Romance section.

Tsek!

XhosaNostra:
Chai, you won kill persin pikin with stress?

You are not very Optimistic on Nigerian men or Any man for that matter are you?

Pardon my curiosity, what kinda Work are you into?

gypsey:
You are not very Optimistic on Nigerian men or Any man for that matter are you?

Once bitten, twice shy

XhosaNostra:
Once bitten, twice shy

Aaaaa!! i see! were all the paranoia comes from.


Pardon my curiosity, what kinda work are you into? i mean proffesssionally.

gypsey:
Aaaaa!! i see! were all the paranoia comes from.


Pardon my curiosity, what kinda work are you into? i mean proffesssionally.

Customer relations.

XhosaNostra:
Customer relations.

what? you work in SPAR or CHECKERS supermarket as a checkout cashier? **jokes**

gypsey:
what? you work in SPAR or CHECKERS supermarket as a checkout cashier? **jokes**

Something similar to that

XhosaNostra:
Something similar to that

Not bad.


So you are never going to trust Any man? you are just gonna Assume that every man is the same? or will treat you the same? because of past experiences?

gypsey:
Not bad.


So you are never going to trust Any man? you are just gonna Assume that every man is the same? or will treat you the same? because of past experiences?

It remains to be seen. You got any ideas on how to change that?

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. That's exactly why I haven't dated them in real life. They're full of mischief & seem shifty.

things like honesty are considered vices in that shithole. Dishonest people are cleberated as sharp guys and brilliant. Things like faithfulness and honesty are for mumus

TMKsouth:
At least we know our stats. Do you loudmouths even have a credible national statistics bureau

Our economic stats are looking prettier than yours.

Zulus cannot tell Jew from white. And the Boers tell Zulus they too are settlers in their own land.

I still wonder how 7% white population feed 87% Zulus.

2019 and Zulus still practice subsistence farming.

You are Zimbabwe waiting to happen.

euromilion:
Good for you.

GL with your beautiful life.

up you go ontop your tree.

Jaqenhghar:
things like honesty are considered vices in that shithole. Dishonest people are cleberated as sharp guys and brilliant. Things like faithfulness and honesty are for mumus

Not even a single diamond in the rough?

XhosaNostra:
It remains to be seen. You got any ideas on how to change that?

you are asking me? A man? one of the same creatures you don't trust?

would even believe/trust me if i gave you an Idea?

gypsey:
you are asking me? A man? one of the same creatures you don't trust?

would even believe/trust me if i gave you an Idea?

Lol, but I'm asking you as an individual, not as a representative of the oxygen thieves

Fire away.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, but I'm asking you as an individual, not as a representative of the oxygen thieves

Fire away.

Oxygen thieves? chai!! you are not been Nice atall!!

Okay!! if you insist, i will give you Some Ideas, let me do more researches on oxygen thieves, I wouldn't want you making the same previous mistakes.

I am sure we will cross part again soon on Nairaland

Dammm! i am gonna need a beer or two.


Take care!

gypsey:
Oxygen thieves? chai!! you are not been Nice atall!!

Okay!! if you insist, i will give you Some Ideas, let me do more researches on oxygen thieves, I wouldn't want you making the same previous mistakes.

I am sure we will cross part again soon on Nairaland

Dammm! i am gonna need a beer or two.


Take care!

Hahaha. Cheers.

XhosaNostra:


Not even a single diamond in the rough?

Thats like looking for a needle in a haystack. Good luck in your search buddy

Jaqenhghar:
Thats like looking for a needle in a haystack. Good luck in your search buddy

Lol, I'll send them your way so you can sniff & certify them for me. Deal?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I'll send them your way so you can sniff & certify them for me. Deal?

I dey here One of the most honest nigerian. Mr integrity, second only to Buhari.

nisai:
I dey here One of the most honest nigerian. Mr integrity, second only to Buhari.

Butchy, we have an applicant, over to you my trusted steed

XhosaNostra:
Butchy, we have an applicant, over to you my trusted steed

Lol

And I do not even know the requisites to winning the romantic race.

Wisdomval67:
So South Africa and America are the only country in this world? Use your empty brain

Shut up! If you don't get the point, pls keep quiet. I said that cause I know most Nigerians condemn South Africa a lot cause of the level of crime and most probably would like to go to a country like the US which unfortunately has a high crime rate too.

wallezee:
Shut up! If you don't get the point, pls keep quiet. I said that cause I know most Nigerians condemn South Africa a lot cause of the level of crime and most probably would like to go to a country like the US which unfortunately has a high crime rate too.

You are really senseles*, I wonder if you have any brain in your head. I didn’t mention going to US. I just said Nigerians shouldn’t go to South Africa, but your empty head just concluded that I prefer US. If you have brain you would know there are lots and lots of country. Better than Us and South Africa. If you can’t think please don’t comment or quote me again. Wasted Sper*m. So US have higher rate of crime then South Africa? Google is your friend olodo rabata

Weathered:
Our economic stats are looking prettier than yours.

Zulus cannot tell Jew from white. And the Boers tell Zulus they too are settlers in their own land.

I still wonder how 7% white population feed 87% Zulus.

2019 and Zulus still practice subsistence farming.

You are Zimbabwe waiting to happen.

I hear tribalism is tearing your country apart. U think this constant mentioning of the word Zulu disturbs us in SA? Try another trick - this one's not working bleached go**illa.

TMKsouth:
I hear tribalism is tearing your country apart. U think this constant mentioning of the word Zulu disturbs us in SA? Try another trick - this one's not working bleached go**illa.

yes Zulu and Bantu and Xhosa have the best of relationship. Very enviable.

And the Boers justified aparthied by saying we're it not for it, the southern African tribes would have killed themselves

You're not intelligent at all.
I guess you can now understand why no Zulu ever won a Nobel prize for academics!!!

Wisdomval67:
You are really senseles*, I wonder if you have any brain in your head. I didn’t mention going to US. I just said Nigerians shouldn’t go to South Africa, but your empty head just concluded that I prefer US. If you have brain you would know there are lots and lots of country. Better than Us and South Africa. If you can’t think please don’t comment or quote me again. Wasted Sper*m. So US have higher rate of crime then South Africa? Google is your friend olodo rabata

You are obviously dying to go to the US and concerning the rate of crime in both countries, population aside, the US has more crime than SA. Forget Google and visit those places before you come talk to me. I'm very sure you've not even been to Benin rep.

Weathered:
yes Zulu and Bantu and Xhosa have the best of relationship. Very enviable.

And the Boers justified aparthied by saying we're it not for it, the southern African tribes would have killed themselves

You're not intelligent at all.
I guess you can now understand why no Zulu ever won a Nobel prize for academics!!!

Idiot, plz notice the smooth transfer of power among the ethnic groups come every national election in SA:
(1994)Xhosa, ('99)Xhosa, ('08)Sotho, ('09)Zulu, ('18)Tsonga. No need for senseless rotational crap. What do your beloved boers have to say about that?

Now run along and go hurl tribal insults at your own countrymen and leave me to enjoy my breakfast. Will u have any this morning I wonder - living in the poverty capital of the world and all?!

TMKsouth:
Idiot, plz notice the smooth transfer of power among the ethnic groups come every national election in SA:
(1994)Xhosa, ('99)Xhosa, ('08)Sotho, ('09)Zulu, ('18)Tsonga. No need for senseless rotational crap. What do your beloved boers have to say about that?

Now run along and go hurl tribal insults at your own countrymen and leave me to enjoy my breakfast. Will u have any this morning I wonder - living in the poverty capital of the world and all?!

You talk about senseless rotation in Nigeria yet your post says power has rotated between all black ethnic south African tribes since 1994 to date.

In one breathe you contradicted yourself in the only manner a Zulu could. Pap-guzzling fool.

South Africa is the world's capital of the most unequal country in the world! 87% blcks living in abject poverty while 7% white and 3% coloured live in affluence.

You lazy skanks can't even run a spaza shop or hold any reasonable employment.

Yes, south Africa is a country build by white migrants and it's economy sustained by hardworking migrant Africans.

While Zulus and co sits and around all day waiting for apartheid compensation.

Lost cow!

Weathered:
You talk about senseless rotation in Nigeria yet your post says power has rotated between all black ethnic south African tribes since 1994 to date.

In one breathe you contradicted yourself in the only manner a Zulu could. Pap-guzzling fool.

South Africa is the world's capital of the most unequal country in the world! 87% blcks living in abject poverty while 7% white and 3% coloured live in affluence.

You lazy skanks can't even run a spaza shop or hold any reasonable employment.

Yes, south Africa is a country build by white migrants and it's economy sustained by hardworking migrant Africans.

While Zulus and co sits and around all day waiting for apartheid compensation.

Lost cow!

We don't have MANDATORY regional and ethnic presidential rotation to keep peace in our country, fool.

After 50 years of independence u asswipes still cant get this democracy thing right/ or even READ for that matter. Go back to school (one outside Nigeria this time round) and come back quote more accurate stats on SA poverty levels. Do u even know what a "coloured" is?

U really admire white people neh? You'd probably sell your own mother to take a photo with one. We'll send a few more to you guys next time we open a Shoprite store in Lagos.

TMKsouth:
We don't have MANDATORY regional and ethnic presidential rotation to keep peace in our country, fool.

Yet in just 2 decades the seat of the presidency has rotated amongst all black ethnic groups. You're irk is the reason why your fathers were slaves for 400 years!

TMKsouth:
After 50 years of independence u asswipes still cant get this democracy thing right/ or even READ for that matter. Go back to school (one outside Nigeria this time round) and come back quote more accurate stats on SA poverty levels. Do u even know what a "coloured" is?

Go back to school? Zulu your national pass mark is 30% while the world is 50%. Your school attendance is also one of the lowest in Africa with your youth running after drugs and rape orgies. Your government had to introduce free lunch to spin up school attendance. You guys even bought a submarine and Zulus could sail it for 6 months without crashing it.
Your democracy is a sentimental race card with all thrity-somethig million blak tree-hopping, half-nakked Zulus voting for the ANC against every other party with Boer influence.

TMKsouth:
U really admire white people neh?

don't. But I am awed by how just 7% shackled almost 40 million Zulu monkeys for over 400 years until Africa rallied behind to unshackle you docile, unmotivated inferior strain of the black race.

TMKsouth:
You'd probably sell your own mother to take a photo with one.

Probably, the one your daddy worked for all his life as a butler while your mom worked as his kid's nanny, earning little bonus for midnight penile gags when the wife is out visiting relatives.

"South Africa will kick down the statue of a dead white man but won't attempt to slap a living one, but will stone to death a black man simply because he's a foreigner". Mugabe summed up your hopelessness and cowardice with that piece.

TMKsouth:
We'll send a few more to you guys next time we open a Shoprite store in Lagos.

You don't need to send one, the Boers are already here opening shops and running away from uneducated, entitled thieves like you who feel the world owes them everything. Afterall, if your DNA isn't made for servitude, how come you're the only piece of living shit enslaved for 400 years when the rest of the world is free!

Here's another Mugabe bomb for you
: "Only In South Africa will an illiterate Villager will think a qualified medical doctor from another African country is the reason for his unemployment".

You're a product of inferior DNA.

Mother nature never meant for you to be at par with average human intellect.

You're just another victim of your parents'inability to rise above slavery.

Keep squatting on a Nigerian forum looking for all the questions to the answers the Boers left behind.

Son of the damned!