khia:


Go to bed and get your much needed rest, your body is trying to tell you something.

Thanks I did that and woke up feeling refreshed

husbandsnatcha:
.....Sorry about ur loss ...wat is ahead is bigger vicky ,
I was married b4 ,but not as single now

Amen, thanks dear

Oh OK. That's good as well, as u are not that single in quote but have a companion. I like such too

BlueAirMother:


Hi Vicky, Bigcowhorn speaking (I'm under 6 days ban due to some bastard but came back as the bastard's mother to fix him)


Listen babe.

You are one of the most physically beautiful women i have ever seen. You are independent too and very vocal (you love to talk a lot).

Do not take your beauty for granted, for it will fade as sure as the sun dies even evening in the west. Do not take your independence for either for it is neither joy and peace. Get yourself a partner... one that loves to hear your voice. Even if if he is poor pick him up and dust him for he will be your heart and protector.

Get pregnant at least twice... two kids...they will be your true joy even when your heart throb and protector fails.

There is a huge void in you.. i sense it each time you talk. My boss @Eze.2000 has sensed it as well. We talked about you once. We couldn't pin the reason down but now i know.... your family.

You need a new family.... to fill the void in your heart.


Fill that void soonest and be happy. You can thank me later by emailing me a huge chunk of your welding cake.

Oh hi Bigcowhorn

Good morning dear. Yea I know I need a void to be filled in my physical life, which is my own family.. I don't doubt it. But i ain't dusting any poor guy up. I tried it twice in the past, the dusting up thing, about to get a confirmed job for them in access bank during the period I dated them, that's few years apart.
On of the two guys on particular was scheming on how to use me for rituals. He almost did anyways, and I was meant to die after 7 days but God saved me. This is a guy, I thought truly loved me, I had already contacted one of my best designers to change his wardrobe, another client of mine who is so close to me, a lady said Princess Victoria if u end up married, I promised to give u and your husband a wedding gift of two weeks Dubai trip, hotel and feeding, all paid by her husband, if I get married not baby mama things o. Another client of mine said Princess if u get married, I will place two full page of your wedding in our magazine free for you and your husband, cause u are wonderful lady to work with and a friend to count on.

All these things I didn't tell the struggling guys i was dating.. I wanted it to come as a surprise to them on the wedding night! The only thing I promised them was getting them a good job. I can pull one or two strings for that.

But lo and behold, the first guy had already taken my name to one shrine on Benin and on the 7th day I'm meant to slump and die . Thank God i knew immediately he left for Benin after spending the weekend with me. The spirit of God alerted me, I felt strange and fell ill that same night he left. But God saved me and revived me back on the 4th day.
The second guy, was even a junior pastor. He also tried using me for rituals but God saved me by using another divine man of God to restore me back to great health. After that episode, men come dey fear me. To even have sex was war! I just kept clear from anyone called man! For two years !

There was a time. I kept away from Men for another 5years, over a terrible breakup. The guy was a sadist . I was suicidal back then.

So my dear, struggling guys? I'm done with such guys.


I have someone in mind nw, since yesterday

He's a young great man, a success in his field. We spoke yesterday on phone. I like him alot We are both thirsty in worshipping God. If everything turns out well, like I'm praying it would. I will be the happiest woman on earth.
This guy has a marvellous voice and he's doing well. He's not broke or struggling either. You can see the grace and favour of God rested on him. That's the kind of man I want.

A man who loves God and worships God. If you love God, you won't struggle the way unbelievers do. Things come easy ND effortlessly to you. That's the kind of man who can win my heart.

And he's so handsome Hahahahahahahahha


But thanks for the advice . I dodge poor guys mehn!

Warm hugs #

husbandsnatcha:
....Adviser general ,Marriage my foot ..b4 u know now ritualist will be asking 4 her hand in marriage!

You don already enter grade A marriage come out with pikin to show for it so you go dey make mouth upandan, fulfilled woman that you are. Victorian needs at least 1 grade A marriage and kids in her life. Period.


If divorce happen late she can still thank God for a somewhat full life. Now she is empty and that's very bad.


How many guys dey pursue you for here now? If you say make we submit CV now how many of us go rush you, grade A mature beauty like you? You go dey laugh ni, you are fulfilled. Don't compare yourself to vicky wey never even start.

jimyjames:


Thanks I did that and woke up feeling refreshed

See crazy man wey drink 200 naira panadol last night

IamPlato:
husbandsnatcha said she Was Your Milady...


It Makes Me Want To Meet Her Faster... And If I Perish I Perish (which Is Impossible)

Luk @ him
Anyway
Yes and so what !

BlueAirMother:



See crazy man wey drink 200 naira panadol last night

Lol I can't remember the last time I took drugs o , I hate drugs

AnalQueenluci:










Luk @ him
Anyway
Yes and so what !

so she taught you all those bad stuff you know... is she the inspiration behind your moniker

BlueAirMother:



You don already enter grade A marriage come out with pikin to show for it so you go dey make mouth upandan, fulfilled woman that you are. Victorian needs at least 1 grade A marriage and kids in her life. Period.


If divorce happen late she can still thank God for a somewhat full life. Now she is empty and that's very bad.


How many guys dey pursue you for here now? If you say make we submit CV now how many of us go rush you, grade A mature beauty like you? You go dey laugh ni, you are fulfilled. Don't compare yourself to vicky wey never even start.

Which grade A marriage ? Marriage wey no single peace reign

Koyyess/koyyes knew her

IamPlato:
so she taught you all those bad stuff you know... is she the inspiration behind your moniker

Something i do when my military dad dosent give his rose a breathing space















And it mastered Me Mr walker not vivian aka husbandsnatcha ,she no reach

AnalQueenluci:










Something i do when my military dad dosent give his rose a breathing space















And it mastered Me Mr walker not vivian aka husbandsnatcha ,she no reach

so her name is vivian; thats the name of a girl crushing on me

Ubunja thats A Nice Profile Picture You Got There...


I Got A pretty Female Friend Who Loves Tying That Exact Material over Her Nose, you Got Any Idea Why They Like Doing That or This Is Probably Nothing But A Coincidence

AnalQueenluci:










Which grade A marriage ? Marriage wey no single peace reign
Koyyess/koyyes knew her

Lucy! Not Good at All.

Dont Talk About Her Marriage To Anyone Here, you Know The Way These People Are

IamPlato:
Lucy! Not Good at All.


Dont Talk About Her Marriage To Anyone Here, you Know The Way These People Are

Do i look lyk a lowlife to you?
Go Bleep yaself ok

AnalQueenluci:











Which grade A marriage ? Marriage wey no single peace reign

Koyyess/koyyes knew her

I know her. Adaibeku's stepsister of sorts

And this is not anybody this is bigcowhorn. Don't mind that son of kane

IamPlato:
Ubunja thats A Nice Profile Picture You Got There...


I Got A pretty Female Friend Who Loves Tying That Exact Material over Her Nose, you Got Any Idea Why They Like Doing That or This Is Probably Nothing But A Coincidence

Asthmatic patients do that or people affected badly by dust particles in the air. Some just love to do it to keep their lungs clean etc. Some women even turn it to a thing of fashion but it has a valid purpose.

Watch Arab movies and you'll see a lot of that with men moving about in the dusty dry deserts. They pull it up when silent and drop it when talking.

BlueAirMother:



You don already enter grade A marriage come out with pikin to show for it so you go dey make mouth upandan, fulfilled woman that you are. Victorian needs at least 1 grade A marriage and kids in her life. Period.


If divorce happen late she can still thank God for a somewhat full life. Now she is empty and that's very bad.


How many guys dey pursue you for here now? If you say make we submit CV now how many of us go rush you, grade A mature beauty like you? You go dey laugh ni, you are fulfilled. Don't compare yourself to vicky wey never even start.

At the bolded, divorce will not happen when I eventually make up my mind to marry Biko. My marriage will last forever, amen!
That's why I'm taking my time to choose right. I don't want to make a disastrous huge mistake.

Then point of correction, I'm not empty. I'm fulfilled with a buzzing career with good friends and extended families around me. So biko keep your emptiness one side. Its not part of me.

Also please calm down on the harsh words ,haba. No be quarrel.

victorian:








At the bolded, divorce will not happen when I eventually make up my mind to marry Biko. My marriage will last forever, amen!
That's why I'm taking my time to choose right. I don't want to make a disastrous huge mistake.

Then point of correction, I'm not empty. I'm fulfilled with a buzzing career with good friends and extended families around me. So biko keep your emptiness one side. Its not part of me.

Also please calm down on the harsh words ,haba. No be quarrel.

Amen to your hopes, prayers and faith.

Just remember my cake or i won't speak to you again.

BlueAirMother:




Amen to you hopes, prayers and faith.

Just remember my cake or i won't speak to you again.

Hahahahahahahahhah


I will... I wont forget


Thanks dear

IamPlato:
Ubunja thats A Nice Profile Picture You Got There...


I Got A pretty Female Friend Who Loves Tying That Exact Material over Her Nose, you Got Any Idea Why They Like Doing That or This Is Probably Nothing But A Coincidence

well I got the pic from Pinterest under Thug Women or Gangsta Women, or something like that.

It's a fashion statement thing with the girl on my pic.

You're better off asking tha pretty female friend why she does it.

ubunja:
well I got the pic from Pinterest under Thug Women or Gangsta Women, or something like that.

It's a fashion statement thing with the girl on my pic.

You're better off asking tha pretty female friend why she does it.

Yea, now You Mentioned Gangster women, i Think I' better Off asking

IamPlato:
Yea, now You Mentioned Gangster women, i Think I' better Off asking

does she have tattooes and listen to hip hop rap?

ubunja:
does she have tattooes and listen to hip hop rap?

tattoo? No. Hip hop? Yes... She Is More Of A Cardi B Fan

IamPlato:
tattoo? No. Hip hop? Yes... She Is More Of A Cardi B Fan

you have a "Thug Life" girl on your hand. Methinks.


Why don't you take her bandana shopping?

ubunja:
you have a "Thug Life" girl on your hand. Methinks.


Why don't you take her bandana shopping?

thought The Various Colours Of Bandana should Represent Something...


She Is Light Skin, chubby and So Fine, would Like To See What She Has Down There Though

AnalQueenluci:










Do i look lyk a lowlife to you? Go Bleep yaself ok

what The Fvck is Wrong With You?
What Was That For?
Who Said Anything About You Being A Low Life?

IamPlato:
thought The Various Colours Of Bandana should Represent Something...


She Is Light Skin, chubby and So Fine, would Like To See What She Has Down There Though

maybe the colors do mean something but I don't have an idea.

Lool you wanna leave the friendzone?

ubunja:
maybe the colors do mean something but I don't have an idea.

Lool you wanna leave the friendzone?

of Cause... Touch My Face At The Slightest Opportunity, give Me The Fvck you Finger, Throws Objects At Me, wantin To Put Her Hand Over My Shoulder Despite Knowin She Is A Shorty... Thats Enough Green Light

IamPlato:
of Cause... Touch My Face At The Slightest Opportunity, give Me The Fvck you Finger, Throws Objects At Me, wantin To Put Her Hand Over My Shoulder Despite Knowin She Is A Shorty... Thats Enough Green Light

@IamPlato

why don't you snatch her phone when she's concentrating on it and hold it behind your back. That ALWAYS leads to interesting developments.

That fight and tussle for the phone will yield more body contact than you have ever achieved with her before. Play it right and you'll go far.


(Damn took too long to reply. Network was being a hoe)

ubunja:


@IamPlato

why don't you snatch her phone when she's concentrating on it and hold it behind your back. That ALWAYS leads to interesting developments.

That fight and tussle for the phone will yield more body contact than you have ever achieved with her before. Play it right and you'll go far.


(Damn took too long to reply. Network was being a hoe)

hahahaha. Damn! That Old trick still Works?


I'll do That, thanks For Remindin me...


Oh God! I Am Going To Love My Sunday

BlueAirMother:


I know her. Adaibeku's stepsister of sorts

And this is not anybody this is bigcowhorn. Don't mind that son of kane

Are you a haemophrodite ! Blueair is your son ?
You guys are so funny !
And what happened to your bigcow's acc?

IamPlato:
what The Fvck is Wrong With You?

What Was That For?

Who Said Anything About You Being A Low Life?

Did you just typed fvck ?
Gifted walker you know somepple will bite you in the ass without avoiding shxt , am just trying to forget the pass but since we ar all in nairaland is an impossible task ,
Y i mentioned lowlife is because lowlives spill the beans like no one cares dis isnt the issue here!