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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:36pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
BankyGee: The scales 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - It's scales Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! Eagleyes! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() What are the most patient objects in the shape of humanity? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:26pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
BankyGee: Ask this question well bro ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:55pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
pu7pl3:E dey correct egbon... Just one word needs to be modified |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:59am On Aug 17, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:31am On Aug 17, 2019 |
BankyGee:modiified ** statue maybe 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:54pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Statues Winner of yesterday's riddle:- wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:58pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
BankyGee: The one in the envelope ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:49am On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:letter 'a'[/color][quote author=BankyGee post=81347684][color=red] 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The letter D, it would begin the 'Descent' No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee: ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee: 3 ducks 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:3 ducks 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
BankyGee:4 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
- Why is it that you usually give your life to Christ every Sunday as if salvation is a weekly subscription? ![]() - Once she starts answering you with,"whatever" or "do what you want", just know that you have used 90% of your relationship bundle ![]() - Give girls money, they'll be like: "Awwn sweetie, I'd do anything for you" ![]() Okay, tell them to give you a Mouth Gig, their face will turn to *Graphic photos* ![]() - Those of you that gave your teachers headache that year and are teaching now, how market? ![]() - Nothing hurts than when you forgot to pay for what you bought and turn to leave, the woman shouts, "Heyss, come! You no gimme money" ![]() People wee na start looking you like thief ![]() - Nollywood wee not kee me o, what is Viju milk can doing in Heaven? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:55pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Three ducks Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:01pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS ![]() ![]() You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What is that? ![]() |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:52pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
BankyGee: A corn 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2019 |
BankyGee:maize 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee is feeling ![]() 10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo TO BE CONTINUED 9 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by sylve11: 4:04pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
in those days we used to turn this joke section upside down................. ![]() ![]() me and crew shall be back soon ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
sylve11: We are the kings of joke section now... Join our crew. Ahbi pu7pl3? How u see am? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
Prostitute Yawa A man called a prostitute and asked: MAN:How much is 'it'? ![]() PROSTITUTE: It's 5k on the bed ![]() 2k on the chair ![]() 1k on the floor ![]() (Man counts 5k and handed it to her) PROSTITUTE: Woow ![]() ![]() MAN: Class kill you there! Five times on the floor! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:01pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
How to steal a lion from a zoo. It's very easy ![]() ![]() BankyGee will lead us ![]() ![]() 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
BankyGee:Eh! ![]() LMAO ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:13pm On Aug 20, 2019 |
PrincessB1:No wahala na, onward brave soldiers! Let's march to the zoo! 1 Like 1 Share |
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