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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:02am On Aug 20, 2019
peeps4u:


OK. I will not go into mud with you

I go with what the Bible says; "Answer not a fool according to his foolishness so that you will not be like him, but answer so that he will not think he is wise in his own eyes"

I've done the later and I will not do the former. Have a good day
Speechlessly speechless
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fermlad: 11:40am On Aug 20, 2019
franksam2009:
you Don't need to construct a catalyst cos it LL choke be4 a month and you wouldn't want to stock bunch of wires there cos that's the worst but there's a new style in town, a catalyst lookalike stuff will be constructed with a special metal and a lifetime warranty(na so d panel talk o grin) nd watch ur engine breath fresh air of life lol
Ur car will sound just like a car with catalyst and you won't need to ever worry about it chocking, it's done for 10k
Oga, abeg ne sef need the guy's contact oh. Pls respond. Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by confusedworld17: 11:55am On Aug 20, 2019
Was not suppose to hit the road today due to not feeling too fine but bills push me comot for house. But I'm going to have an early shower today, heading home already after this post, done for today.

First request,
Rider : It's not professional of you to ask for my destination but I will tell you because I'm in a hurry. I'm going to the airport, are you going ?
ME : Yes.
Madam professional was only going to drop off some sturfs with someone at the airport and final destination was one hotel at Ikeja.
Got to the final destination, time to pay ...
RIDER, (AKA MADAM PROFESSIONAL) : Call your acc #.
Me : You know that's not professional. But I sha gave her my acc #. She smiled and did the transfer, alert enter immediately and off I go.

As I was about to reverse, Na him one bobo like that knock for my window signaling me to wind down.
As I wind down, bobo ask me say, Uber ? Me say, Yes. Did you make any request ? - make e no be say he dey expect a driver.
BOBO : No. But I'm gonna make one now, just wait let me get my things from the reception.
ME : In my mind while waiting, bobo looks very fresh and smells nice sha.
So bobo don come back enter motor. Me dey wait for him to bring out his phone and make the request...
BOBO : I'm going to badore, wait for me for some minutes, maximum of 30 minutes and bring me back here. Is that fine by you ?
Me : No qualms.
BOBO : You want make we do am offline or you want share money with uber ?
For my mind, I say, e be like na correct guy this one go be oo
ME : Offline.
BOBO : Wetin you go collect ?
ME : I don quickly do small maths for my head, I tell the guy 13k.
BOBO : Ah! ah! How much online come be ? but lets go.

On the way, we come begin dey gist... bobo na MANUNITED fan like me, we sha talk about last night game and other sturfs. Bobo come holiday from U.S
Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50.
I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 12:09pm On Aug 20, 2019
confusedworld17:


Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50. I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.

Now that's what's up!!

Get better bro. Me I don go house, did 3 trips. Sleep dey worry me for steering as I watch movie till almost this morning.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 12:50pm On Aug 20, 2019
tojahh:


Now that's what's up!!

Get better bro. Me I don go house, did 3 trips. Sleep dey worry me for steering as I watch movie till almost this morning.

Want to b like u, but em in lekki, set destination trip to mainland while praying... At most by 3 make I deh house deh rest till Thursday
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2019
pope191:


Want to b like u, but em in lekki, set destination trip to mainland while praying... At most by 3 make I deh house deh rest till Thursday

lol anytime I see your comment. First thing that comes to my mind is...... This is my mentor! Dru23 guys grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:01pm On Aug 20, 2019
tojahh:


lol anytime I see your comment. First thing that comes to my mind is...... This is my mentor! Dru23 guys grin

Lol... Back to Ikeja, home I come
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2019
Pls someone needs a dru23 04 (bulletproof) like how much be the tokunbo price for Lagos.

Cc: dru23
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by franksam2009: 4:50pm On Aug 20, 2019
fermlad:

Oga, abeg ne sef need the guy's contact oh. Pls respond. Thanks

alright I'm working on it
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sonshyne: 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2019
Pls house, am a fresher. Open an account with Uber on Friday (16/8/19), and did my online test same Friday, uploaded all my documents except "Vehicle Inspection" went to Uber office for training on Monday (19/8/19) as first batch and was told we will be activated today 20/8/19. But just uploaded vehicle inspection report today (20/8/19) and pending approval and account still not activated. Could that be the reason why my account is delay? If not,
Please what do I need to do?

I will appreciate your response
Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mistadayo(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2019
How much is car registration and how long does it take to be ready.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Rubbiish(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2019
mistadayo:
How much is car registration and how long does it take to be ready.
Around 35k
Duration is usually Within a week
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 6:52pm On Aug 20, 2019
Mjosh1000:
Pls someone needs a dru23 04 (bulletproof) like how much be the tokunbo price for Lagos.

Cc: dru23

Budget 1.3m naira

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 6:53pm On Aug 20, 2019
peeps4u:


OK. I will not go into mud with you

I go with what the Bible says; "Answer not a fool according to his foolishness so that you will not be like him, but answer so that he will not think he is wise in his own eyes"

I've done the later and I will not do the former. Have a good day

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 6:56pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gentlelife50:

Speechlessly speechless
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 6:59pm On Aug 20, 2019
Gentlelife50:
Somebody can not talk again because you don't have corolla if you talk they will remind u don't have Uber, typical Naija mentality. Maybe it's time we start advertising our cars and other achievements, I know there other things worth more than car that some of us have yet they will want u to shut up.

Broke people are not allowed to talk .. They should just listen and take notes from the ones that are doing better than them

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mistadayo(m): 7:23pm On Aug 20, 2019
Thanks
Rubbiish:

Around 35k
Duration is usually Within a week
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Maax23: 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2019
confusedworld17:
Was not suppose to hit the road today due to not feeling too fine but bills push me comot for house. But I'm going to have an early shower today, heading home already after this post, done for today.

First request,
Rider : It's not professional of you to ask for my destination but I will tell you because I'm in a hurry. I'm going to the airport, are you going ?
ME : Yes.
Madam professional was only going to drop off some sturfs with someone at the airport and final destination was one hotel at Ikeja.
Got to the final destination, time to pay ...
RIDER, (AKA MADAM PROFESSIONAL) : Call your acc #.
Me : You know that's not professional. But I sha gave her my acc #. She smiled and did the transfer, alert enter immediately and off I go.

As I was about to reverse, Na him one bobo like that knock for my window signaling me to wind down.
As I wind down, bobo ask me say, Uber ? Me say, Yes. Did you make any request ? - make e no be say he dey expect a driver.
BOBO : No. But I'm gonna make one now, just wait let me get my things from the reception.
ME : In my mind while waiting, bobo looks very fresh and smells nice sha.
So bobo don come back enter motor. Me dey wait for him to bring out his phone and make the request...
BOBO : I'm going to badore, wait for me for some minutes, maximum of 30 minutes and bring me back here. Is that fine by you ?
Me : No qualms.
BOBO : You want make we do am offline or you want share money with uber ?
For my mind, I say, e be like na correct guy this one go be oo
ME : Offline.
BOBO : Wetin you go collect ?
ME : I don quickly do small maths for my head, I tell the guy 13k.
BOBO : Ah! ah! How much online come be ? but lets go.

On the way, we come begin dey gist... bobo na MANUNITED fan like me, we sha talk about last night game and other sturfs. Bobo come holiday from U.S
Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50.
I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.
if dat Bobo wey tear U 50 box is tall, dark and handsome. Don't be confused. That is Dru no doubt about dat grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skolex(m): 8:47pm On Aug 20, 2019
sonshyne:
Pls house, am a fresher. Open an account with Uber on Friday (16/8/19), and did my online test same Friday, uploaded all my documents except "Vehicle Inspection" went to Uber office for training on Monday (19/8/19) as first batch and was told we will be activated today 20/8/19. But just uploaded vehicle inspection report today (20/8/19) and pending approval and account still not activated. Could that be the reason why my account is delay? If not,
Please what do I need to do?

I will appreciate your response
Thanks
B4 the end of today...
It will b activated, patapata 2moro morning...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Skolex(m): 8:49pm On Aug 20, 2019
I on my uber for 2 hrs around alimosho ( around igando, liasu and isheri... around 6pm.

Zero request..
Time to go finish this taxify registrations


I call senior man, e tell me say alimosho peeps no dey use uber....my mind cut,
I get 30k to pay nxt monday ...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 8:56pm On Aug 20, 2019
Maax23:
if dat Bobo wey tear U 50 box is tall, dark and handsome. Don't be confused. That is Dru no doubt about dat grin
Chaii
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lienn: 9:00pm On Aug 20, 2019
Skolex:
I on my uber for 2 hrs around alimosho ( around igando, liasu and isheri... around 6pm.

Zero request..
Time to go finish this taxify registrations


I call senior man, e tell me say alimosho peeps no dey use uber....my mind cut,
I get 30k to pay nxt monday ...

You for enter Gowon Estate
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnadu: 9:21pm On Aug 20, 2019
I have 2 Toyota Corolla to give out cheaply on HP agreement.
The 2 cars are tokunbo that came in few days ago.
Mileage 163k(2006) and 146k(2003) with proof.
I am in Ibadan with the cars.

1. 2006 Toyota Corolla Sport (Accident free)- N3.2M
2. 2003 Toyota Corolla- (clean with special alloy) N2.85M

20% initial deposit mandatorily required
35k weekly remittance not negotiable

Agreement is more friendly than typical HP.
Call me on 07082919252 or WhatsApp me on 08025369868(strictly WhatsApp). Please call only if can meet those conditions.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by drmikeadams(m): 9:34pm On Aug 20, 2019
Skolex:
I on my uber for 2 hrs around alimosho ( around igando, liasu and isheri... around 6pm.

Zero request..
Time to go finish this taxify registrations


I call senior man, e tell me say alimosho peeps no dey use uber....my mind cut,
I get 30k to pay nxt monday ...
grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gnykelly(m): 9:57pm On Aug 20, 2019
Skolex:
I on my uber for 2 hrs around alimosho ( around igando, liasu and isheri... around 6pm.

Zero request..
Time to go finish this taxify registrations


I call senior man, e tell me say alimosho peeps no dey use uber....my mind cut,
I get 30k to pay nxt monday ...

Alimosho na poverty capital of lagos... It is only meant for election

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 11:09pm On Aug 20, 2019
confusedworld17:
Was not suppose to hit the road today due to not feeling too fine but bills push me comot for house. But I'm going to have an early shower today, heading home already after this post, done for today.

First request,
Rider : It's not professional of you to ask for my destination but I will tell you because I'm in a hurry. I'm going to the airport, are you going ?
ME : Yes.
Madam professional was only going to drop off some sturfs with someone at the airport and final destination was one hotel at Ikeja.
Got to the final destination, time to pay ...
RIDER, (AKA MADAM PROFESSIONAL) : Call your acc #.
Me : You know that's not professional. But I sha gave her my acc #. She smiled and did the transfer, alert enter immediately and off I go.

As I was about to reverse, Na him one bobo like that knock for my window signaling me to wind down.
As I wind down, bobo ask me say, Uber ? Me say, Yes. Did you make any request ? - make e no be say he dey expect a driver.
BOBO : No. But I'm gonna make one now, just wait let me get my things from the reception.
ME : In my mind while waiting, bobo looks very fresh and smells nice sha.
So bobo don come back enter motor. Me dey wait for him to bring out his phone and make the request...
BOBO : I'm going to badore, wait for me for some minutes, maximum of 30 minutes and bring me back here. Is that fine by you ?
Me : No qualms.
BOBO : You want make we do am offline or you want share money with uber ?
For my mind, I say, e be like na correct guy this one go be oo
ME : Offline.
BOBO : Wetin you go collect ?
ME : I don quickly do small maths for my head, I tell the guy 13k.
BOBO : Ah! ah! How much online come be ? but lets go.

On the way, we come begin dey gist... bobo na MANUNITED fan like me, we sha talk about last night game and other sturfs. Bobo come holiday from U.S
Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50.
I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.


In dia confused world, I hope u r not confusing money sickness for malaria grin I hope I go jam client wey go pay me with dollars one day, I was dis close nah pounds d man give me, but the woman beside em collect em pay me in naira... Nah only heaven go help me judge her grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 11:48pm On Aug 20, 2019
confusedworld17:

On the way, we come begin dey gist... bobo na MANUNITED fan like me, we sha talk about last night game and other sturfs. Bobo come holiday from U.S
Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50.
I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.
Present Impossible Tense grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:39am On Aug 21, 2019
deedee44:

Present Impossible Tense grin

can never be cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:44am On Aug 21, 2019
Maax23:
if dat Bobo wey tear U 50 box is tall, dark and handsome. Don't be confused. That is Dru no doubt about dat grin

A wise man who loves his business and knows what he passed through at the hands of wicked drivers & soapy managers doesn't give out money anyhow (talkless of giving tip to a lazy sick driver).

civic23 is a well financially curtailed man and an economist.

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