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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
. It's a case of choosing your fight ... Make them no go collect your golden belt ...lol
U can never be more righter and righted cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:22pm On Aug 30, 2019
If we no find trouble, wetin we gain?

bobowaja:

You are always out to look for trouble undecided

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 1:22pm On Aug 30, 2019
BenFlash:


Ori e pe baje
Baba I hail o... Tuale!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by theSpark(m): 1:29pm On Aug 30, 2019
So all these pages and APL did not drop? Na wa o
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:31pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
Wallahi....

I saw d comment yesterday, but I been dey busy with month-end stuffs for one of my clients at McKinsey

I just put a bookmark on it for today, b4 I come back pages don boku!


Lol
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:33pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
Baby yen ya were gan oh...

Abeg make I maintain cover under gentleman

E don slide already!

before she take you shine... grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:36pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
Ode!

U wey wan carry me give Calabar gal chop.

lol
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 30, 2019
My issue is mostly dudes quoting him....cos u dignify someone opinion or word by quoting it...
Trust me, he will still do exactly what he has been advised even by his LOMS loyalists....and u will come here and tell me he is smart, intelligent, ben10, jark Bauer, Richard cipher, this and that....
tyakson99:

grin grin, bro, if others were to be like me there would be no such talk about anybody's personality here because I don't care about what anybody claim to be or not as it doesn't affect my chances of NNPC APL.
So even if you tell me you were part of the Apollo mission to the moon with NASA due to your brilliance, it doesn't matter to me and I only note what you have told me, believing you is another thing and that would only be if I have met you physically and proven it to me
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:43pm On Aug 30, 2019
We are in AOB.....till lastest September
theSpark:
So all these pages and APL did not drop? Na wa o

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by theSpark(m): 1:45pm On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:
We are in AOB.....till lastest September

OK sir.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by scobyy2007: 1:49pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
I just wanted to determine the comparative difficulty in NNPC's recruitment process relative to other IOCs, as a way of determining the degree of correlation which will help me extrapolate the probability of considering a career in that industry, instead of just taking up an offer with Elon Musk to build a new planet beside Venus.

From my time at McKinsey, carrying out strategic studies for governments of similar 3rd world countries like Nigeria who are our clients, I have been able to draw a preliminary hypothesis that industries with a high correlation coefficient between the recruitment processes of their National flagship companies and other international competitors in the same industry often provide a rewarding enough career path.

Although, I might just end up just looking for seed capital and starting my own space research company by October if this recruitment is not concluded by then.

WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE


A. Mosgoon
B. Mugun
C. Jarus
D. Beeam

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nairanema: 1:50pm On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:
We are in AOB.....till lastest September

Please what is the meaning of
AOB,
LOMS, and
MBB

I’ve been seeing them on the thread lately

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 1:53pm On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


grin grin I would have contacted another sauce for hot info grin but the snakes on this thread are all filled with Poisonous venoms.... They scare me.. Bli'v me
I know se u no de fear any person for this thread ....
And to further assure you me and my guys de behind you...
Any person that do any how go see any how ooo...

Ok sister ladyjane oyaa come tell us wetin you know
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
I just wanted to determine the comparative difficulty in NNPC's recruitment process relative to other IOCs, as a way of determining the degree of correlation which will help me extrapolate the probability of considering a career in that industry, instead of just taking up an offer with Elon Musk to build a new planet beside Venus.

From my time at McKinsey, carrying out strategic studies for governments of similar 3rd world countries like Nigeria who are our clients, I have been able to draw a preliminary hypothesis that industries with a high correlation coefficient between the recruitment processes of their National flagship companies and other international competitors in the same industry often provide a rewarding enough career path.

Although, I might just end up just looking for seed capital and starting my own space research company by October if this recruitment is not concluded by then.

WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE


grin grin grin grin grin




Chai see raw savagery
grin grin grin grin grin
Abeg make I go buy popcorn
This thread go sweet die....

Lwkmd
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
On my interview date, i sounded stupid asking the few guys sitting around me prior to verification if they were on nairaland.

I just came up with a better idea of how to decipher the NLanders when we gather for medicals without looking stupid cheesy





Local men and women, when we are in cue for medical, if you see any 'potbellied' niccur graciously stands up in the midst of the quietness and loudly exclaims "this building reminds me alot of my time with mckinsey" cheesy

Pls u guys should not lynch the local man, no be mosgoon, its me just trying to check something grin

By their reactions i shall know them grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Phenolic: 1:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
I just wanted to determine the comparative difficulty in NNPC's recruitment process relative to other IOCs, as a way of determining the degree of correlation which will help me extrapolate the probability of considering a career in that industry, instead of just taking up an offer with Elon Musk to build a new planet beside Venus.

From my time at McKinsey, carrying out strategic studies for governments of similar 3rd world countries like Nigeria who are our clients, I have been able to draw a preliminary hypothesis that industries with a high correlation coefficient between the recruitment processes of their National flagship companies and other international competitors in the same industry often provide a rewarding enough career path.

Although, I might just end up just looking for seed capital and starting my own space research company by October if this recruitment is not concluded by then.

WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE



Sorry to say bro. You are just bitter. Hiding your achievements so as to look humble is just an African idiosyncrasy. A look at foreign social media shows people talk like he does all the time. It's called speaking from experience. If you don't like how he types, just move on. It's a free world.
You sardonic attitude is not masking your bitterness at. Just leave the guy and move on.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by nihelimitretep: 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
Nairanema:


Please what is the meaning of
AOB,
LOMS, and
MBB

I’ve been seeing them on the thread lately
AOB - Another Opposite Banter
LOMS- Length Of Mortal Scrutiny
MBB - Middle Bay Business

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 1:58pm On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:

I know se u no de fear any person for this thread ....
And to further assure you me and my guys de behind you...
Any person that do any how go see any how ooo...

Ok sister ladyjane oyaa come tell us wetin you know
grin grin grin grin grin



grin grin why body come dey sweet me laidis? cheesy

No news yet... U know I won't hesitate to drop the akara once mama nkechi don do am finish! grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 2:00pm On Aug 30, 2019
number5:
On my interview date, i sounded stupid asking the few guys sitting around me prior to verification if they were on nairaland.

I just came up with a better idea of how to decipher the NLanders when we gather for medicals without looking stupid cheesy

grin



Local men and women, when we are in cue for medical, if you see any 'potbellied' niccur graciously stands up in the midst of the quietness and loudly exclaims "this building reminds me alot of my time with mckinsey" cheesy

Pls u guys should not lynch the local man, no be mosgoon, its me just trying to check something grin

By their reactions i shall know them grin
grin cheesy
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2019
Lol... grin grin grin...
U can't make hell
But why lead local man to sin
nihelimitretep:

AOB - Another Opposite Banter
LOMS- Length Of Mortal Scrutiny
MBB - Middle Bay Business
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:01pm On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
lol... So you will just let this slide?

I will just be disappointed if he does that grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 2:05pm On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:




grin grin why body come dey sweet me laidis? cheesy

No news yet... U know I won't hesitate to drop the akara once mama nkechi don do am finish! grin
Ok naa

Local men are patiently waiting....
grin cool

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:07pm On Aug 30, 2019
If I shout any "recory keeper in here"?.... whoever responses his Number5...and I will just be looking like
number5:
On my interview date, i sounded stupid asking the few guys sitting around me prior to verification if they were on nairaland.

I just came up with a better idea of how to decipher the NLanders when we gather for medicals without looking stupid cheesy





Local men and women, when we are in cue for medical, if you see any 'potbellied' niccur graciously stands up in the midst of the quietness and loudly exclaims "this building reminds me alot of my time with mckinsey" cheesy

Pls u guys should not lynch the local man, no be mosgoon, its me just trying to check something grin

By their reactions i shall know them grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 2:07pm On Aug 30, 2019
Beeam:
If not that we have both been staunch brothers of the ABT, I would have said u were a goat for this comment

Am I Bobrisky?

lmao
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:10pm On Aug 30, 2019
And has he gotten NNPC experience....
Phenolic:



Sorry to say bro. You are just bitter. Hiding your achievements so as to look humble is just an African idiosyncrasy. A look at foreign social media shows people talk like he does all the time. It's called speaking from experience. If you don't like how he types, just move on. It's a free world.
You sardonic attitude is not masking your bitterness at. Just leave the guy and move on.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by FreshShavedBalls(m): 2:10pm On Aug 30, 2019
This thread will def exceed 1000 pages before APL drops
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by simplebb: 2:15pm On Aug 30, 2019
tyakson99:

Lol grin,... Bros, me just dey wonder oh cause if i have bigger offers and am seemingly not interested in the outcome of this recruitment regardless of whether I was interviewed or not, I bet you I would hardly comment let alone make my self the subject matter and I know more than 90% of us would do same. But it is perplexing for some one to say he is sure of not taking up an offer, yet he is always on the thread wanting to know when the outcome would be out and even making himself a subject matter. Any rationale human being would begin to wonder to what end? grin

Even in the case of Oga jarus that has let us know he may not take the offer, it is understandable why he still comment time to time and that's partly because of his career coaching job which would definitely make him interested in the outcome. I doubt he would even bother himself to comment if he had no interest whatsoever let alone make himself the subject matter. In short I am pretty sure 99% of us here wouldn't even bother to comment if we aren't going to take up this offer and having something higher as our target.

I posted here days ago on this same subject.

Why would I expend/be expending so much energy on a job I would 99.9% or 100% reject and even be everywhere on the job thread bothering myself with issues as regards the recruitment.

If you know you won't 100% take up a job, then you won't even be here at all, or would check the thread once in a bluemoon just to know what's going on with those that are interested in it, definitely as a low key follower.

This doesn't conform to logic.

But then, what do I know

This thread lost its sanity after the interview with so many unrelated and unneeded information, baseless theories here and there...

The arrival of APL would really help in restoring it.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2019
AOB....any other business (item not listed on the
agendaa for the meeting)
MBB..... McKenzie and company (MBB is an
abbreviation that stands for McKinsey &
Company, Boston Consulting Group (BCG) and
Bainn & Company. It is an acronym used by
candidates applying for jobs at what's often
considered the top 3 firms in the management
consulting industry)
LOMS....let chasteguy complete am for u....pls
Nairanema:


Please what is the meaning of
AOB,
LOMS, and
MBB

I’ve been seeing them on the thread lately

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by souljar(m): 2:17pm On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
. It's a case of choosing your fight ... Make them no go collect your golden belt ...lol
Lol... Even ladyjane de repeat "joke, joke" when she de mention beeam cos she know her level... She even thinks he's a gentleman

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Kevlala: 2:19pm On Aug 30, 2019
simplebb:


This doesn't conform to logic.

But then, what do I know

This thread lost its sanity after the interview with so many unrelated and unneeded information, baseless theories here and there...

The arrival of APL would really help in restoring it.


Better still ending it.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nairanema: 2:19pm On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:
AOB....any other business (item not listed on the
agendaa for the meeting)
MBB..... McKenzie and company (MBB is an
abbreviation that stands for McKinsey &
Company, Boston Consulting Group (BCG) and
Bainn & Company. It is an acronym used by
candidates applying for jobs at what's often
considered the top 3 firms in the management
consulting industry)
LOMS....let chasteguy complete am for u....pls


Thanks a lot. Chasteguy please what does LOMS mean?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Jarus(m): 2:21pm On Aug 30, 2019
simplebb:


I posted here days ago on this same subject.

Why would I expend/be expending so much energy on a job I would 99.9% or 100% reject and even be everywhere on the job thread bothering myself with issues as regards the recruitment.

If you know you won't 100% take up a job, then you won't even be here at all, or would check the thread once in a bluemoon just to know what's going on with those that are interested in it, definitely as a low key follower.

This doesn't conform to logic.

But then, what do I know

This thread lost its sanity after the interview with so many unrelated and unneeded information, baseless theories here and there...

The arrival of APL would really help in restoring it.


Probably need to clarify my own o. I have always used "may not" or "likely not" in my posts on this subject before someone sees me at Block D and asks wetin you dey do here. lol grin

I have analysed the cases for and against in several posts here so no need to rehash. Decision if given the offer, will depend on which is stronger at that point in time.

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