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Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2019
illitrate:
Always work, sometimes work after a slap.
grin
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:29pm On Sep 08, 2019
40secondsMan:
More of a poet. Haven't written anything since my last compulsory school project angry


But em...it seems am about to dig up some Gold with this your character
grin compulsory? You cant write about me embarassed
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Funmmyastic(f): 2:01pm On Sep 08, 2019
Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.
grin[quote author=Prectega post=82001700]From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by HenryThegreat1(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2019
Noblefirstlady:
Guys pay attention and learn from your mistakes.

Mine is, I would get you a job even when the mumu was jobless himself.
. Someone that's without a job at a moment can as well get u a job info. U can not expect someone with over 8-10 experience to accept a job of fresh or 2-3 year experience.
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Gofwane(m): 5:19pm On Sep 08, 2019
Me: can i borrow your lighter cos baby you look like a smoker cool
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by DonroxyII: 5:23pm On Sep 08, 2019
Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.
Ladies use to define what they don't like using a guy they don't have interest in.

I am a guy but I was convinced by the above and I know most ladies will like that too. Unfortunatley if it comes from a dum.bass dude.
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by LINTUNE(m): 5:42pm On Sep 08, 2019
agbonkamen:
Me entrying a city for the first time guy said you look familiar.....familiar kill you there. grin grin
lol.. That's my favorite pick up line..it atleast draws the ladies attention.. But ill make it obvious thats its a joke, just to get ur attention. Most lady i use this pick up line always laf at first, then feel free with me, grin
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 6:17pm On Sep 08, 2019
DonroxyII:
Ladies use to define what they don't like using a guy they don't have interest in.

I am a guy but I was convinced by the above and I know most ladies will like that too. Unfortunatley if it comes from a dum.bass dude.
Lol
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by vickyhow(m): 6:34pm On Sep 08, 2019
illitrate:
Who get time for pickup line when I simply walk to a girl and ask hey babe, I wan nyash you. angry
Olosho_man
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Noblefirstlady(op): 7:01pm On Sep 08, 2019
HenryThegreat1:
. Someone that's without a job at a moment can as well get u a job info. U can not expect someone with over 8-10 experience to accept a job of fresh or 2-3 year experience.
Shouldn't he use the info himself? A person gat to start from somewhere right?
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by HenryThegreat1(m): 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2019
[Do u read what i wrote at all.
So someone that have over 8-10 years experience should start somewhere? quote author=Noblefirstlady post=82042714]

Shouldn't he use the info himself? A person gat to start from somewhere right?[/quote]
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 10:26pm On Sep 08, 2019
Blackivy29:
grin compulsory? You cant write about me embarassed
I am able to can tongue

Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:30pm On Sep 08, 2019
40secondsMan:
I am able to can tongue
You arent a local man. wink
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 10:33pm On Sep 08, 2019
Blackivy29:
You arent a local man. wink
Yea...that brings me to this question? What locality are u in RN?


*modified * I just checked ur profile, Abuja?
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:35pm On Sep 08, 2019
40secondsMan:
Yea...that brings me to this question? What locality are u in RN?

*modified * I just checked ur profile, Abuja?
Yes. Wuse. How about you?
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 10:37pm On Sep 08, 2019
Blackivy29:
Yes. Wuse. How about you?
Lasgidi cool
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 08, 2019
40secondsMan:
Lasgidi cool
Lol. I didnt know the meaning of lasgidi. I just checked it out on google. It means lagos right? Thats nice. How is it?
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 10:51pm On Sep 08, 2019
Blackivy29:
Lol. I didnt know the meaning of lasgidi. I just checked it out on google. It means lagos right? Thats nice. How is it?
Lagos, is just Lagos...crazy grin

I think amma send u a PM soon. So I could get a glean into your character, start to create the plot...
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 08, 2019
40secondsMan:
Lagos, is just Lagos...crazy grin

I think amma send u a PM soon. So I could get a glean into your character, start to create the plot...
I would like to visit lagos.

shocked to write a book about me? Im blushing. Send when you feel like.
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Tendency86(m): 9:18pm On Sep 11, 2019
Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.
This is suicide grin
Guy how could you disgrace guyhood so badly�
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 9:46pm On Sep 11, 2019
Tendency86:
This is suicide grin
Guy how could you disgrace guyhood so badly�
grin grin
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Johnsonkelvin: 10:33pm On Sep 11, 2019
illitrate:
Who get time for pickup line when I simply walk to a girl and ask hey babe, I wan nyash you. angry
bush man!
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Frankicent(m): 10:49pm On Sep 11, 2019
me no get time for pickup line jawe. I'll walk up to and tell her " Anu I really like you, I want you to be mine alone ". and I'll just play with her and collect her number.

or I'll tell her.


Anu I really like you, I want you to mine alone " Am coming for you really soon . Don't make it hard for me.. then I'll walk again if don't want to collect her number.


it might be boring or silly that what me say ooo

All this poem link are boring. I don't know if my own words are boring me just go straight to the point.

or if I want to be funny it might be boring I might just think of one yeye line. you tell me if its stupid.



Me: Hey, telling you your beautiful is a word you've heard a 100 times. You indeed a queen. I feel like we've met before, like we both reincarnate from a pass life. Me the husband you my wife

She: Swear for me or whatever

Me: My name is magic Mike
she: My name is Diana

Me: I like you, I want to spend time with you. Wanna call you on phone , play with you, make you my bestie, cuddle you, take pictures with you, kiss you, make love to you. blah blah blah..

She:

Funny peom like.

" In the jungle, there are many animals but the lion is the king. etc
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