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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 1:28am On Sep 09, 2019
Beeam:
Chai....

I yaff missed.

Bro! Yo rock....!

But u no try oh.... Na Agbero title u come call Beaam?

U are very stoooo-peed


Lolz. Senior beaam.. I sight u ooh grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by EmmyteeTosin(m): 1:30am On Sep 09, 2019
Nice write up man.. I felt it in my veins. Keep the flames burning
number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources have stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, moogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mentions to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. It can be very well recalled that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners, ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with drop-dead composure , sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS grin

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date, though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notable from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot-soldiers: farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu, ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence for one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mentions to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme grin (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by EmmyteeTosin(m): 1:33am On Sep 09, 2019
mathology5431:
Thank you everyone! To all members of this great platform! We say a big thank you, to our speakers @unclejarus @mosgoon @Teaser @number5 @easysnipermoney and my co fellow local men @gbriels @enrypech @bobowaja @chastey @femokleen @ladyjane @ladyheaven @Gybms @Benflash @jobseekar @souljar and many more! I will keep on updating this list till all notable local men are recognized and documented!
It is with great elation we thereby bring to a close this divine program of progress. As we await our APL to fall in, I wish us all God's grace and Goodluck!
Mehn! I love you y'all grin grin grin
Tomorrow is a big day!
Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Association for Local men committee for NNPC cool
Thank God say no be you dey share APL... I don mark your face like that grin grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by EmmyteeTosin(m): 1:38am On Sep 09, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin
Beeam:
Abi wayray dey worry this one ni?

Shey na me no get IQ abi?

I wee soon start writing big English about McKinsey, Chevron amd Shell now....

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Dmamasboy(m): 1:46am On Sep 09, 2019
So you guys have been giving narrations of the past few months, sending love upandan and hope flying everywhere all because of an unverified sauce. Ok ooo. My eyes are open and my arms crossed. cool
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:11am On Sep 09, 2019
number5:


Wow.. Awesome expository. Reminds me so much of my interview, when asked about CDM, the chairman gave me a sign to spew as much as i knew about the topic, i breathed forth and did my thing.. It ended in smiles, i hope so too for the time of release of APL..

Nice one, i been dey lookout to see dose ur deep pigin sha.. Lol.

LMAO @ bolded. Later, If this dude doesn't get APL he'll begin to blame village people, haters of merit, process hijackers and even cook up theories & excuses. It's like you don't know nigerian interviewers. They will be nodding and smiling at you as your confidence to spew more trash/misfirings continues to grow and then they give you a handshake and score you zero in the end. I am trusting that that was not your case but then, you should know that a good manager of optimism is rarely heartbroken.

#Modified
Just saw a piece you posted some pages back. It was brilliant!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:42am On Sep 09, 2019
Macgyver1:


I create whiteboard animation videos using VideoScribe and FxVideoMaker.

Make APL drop first, make we know hwfa!

Correct. U wise
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 4:56am On Sep 09, 2019
LocalNietzsche:
I read about Climate change from NASA's website. I came up with more questions than answers sir.
1. Anybody with knowledge of meteorology knows that predicting climate over the short time is not an easy thing talk less of trends. Based on the factors mentioned by NASA's website I am not convinced?
2. I saw a graph with a spike in the CO2 levels in the 1950s, I am not an expert but that spike is not enough to explain a drastic climate change. Remember a single variable cannot shift climate. Everything is in balance
True.
3. Increase in CO2 (CO2 even though greenhouse gas actually suffocates fires) will not cause more wild fires but a spike in vegetation growth. Increase concentration of Oxygen however is far more likely to account for more Forest fires.
I don't understand what you mean by the bolded, care to explain? Is CO2 the only factor responsible for plant growth and health? One could argue that the increment in CO2 levels would result in more reflection of terrestrial radiation to the earth, consequently raising its temperature (global warming), and therefore increasing the likelihood of fires especially in the tropics. Secondly, if there is a corresponding increase in vegetation from increased CO2, then this could also correspond to increase in O2 (that supports combustion) because plants release O2 also via photosynthesis. More also, an increase in vegetation lush appears to translate to more fuel for fire during the dry seasons. An increase in potential for all the 3 parameters of the fire triangle to cause more fires could be adduced from these scenarios.

The premise of the suffocating effect of CO2 as used to support your argument (albeit implicitly) seems to be flawed from my point of view because I don't see how a CO2 of 0.04% by mass in the earth would prevail over the corresponding 21% oxygen to the point of minimising the incidence of fires in the biosphere.

Except you've got sufficient and objective data to simulate these scenarios, one could only speculate but not say with certainty as you have, what the combined effect of these variables would be.
4. The fact about melting glaciers and high snowfall in record numbers is more of a balance in my opinion than contradiction.
These individual processes have so much uncertainties in them to determine if they could balance each other out. The best one could attempt to do is to estimate the net effect of these two opposing processes but then all other ecological would suffice.
5. The tilt in the axis of our earth as it's orbits the sun is far much more of a risk than CO2 to our climate. So far that is not predictable. A methodology to predict that is of utmost importance.
LMAO. Some theoretical physicists think these are just educated speculations, conspiracies and/or vendetta against oil guys.

6. Climate change hysteria and attribution of disasters to climate change reminds alot of superstitious belief where natural disasters are attributed to evil of mankind. It just feels that way to me.
7. I am stronger supporter of sustainability because of economics. That is, I believe that we have finite resources on Earth hence we should strive towards a model that utilize our scarce resources efficiently. The key for me is the free market system. It is best system we have developed as humans for the allocation of economic value in our lives.
8. The pursuit for technological development and better theories is among our keys for having a better relationship with our environment. The bottleneck for solar power and wind is battery power(Highly inefficient). This because they have variable outputs depending on natural causes. At the extreme of both the north and south hemisphere, solar is basically useless.

9. I still believe the key is in nuclear power. Developing nuclear power to be safer, smaller and acceptable might be the future.
Nuclear power is relatively safe and the probability of accidents have been greatly mitigated even as at now. But however small a likelihood of accident is, an accident could still occur and the effects are just so bad that they could transcend through generations. Also, people are worried about the various political and military applications.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by xeforesansh(m): 6:17am On Sep 09, 2019
One very interesting fact about this recruitment is that we've come to a stage where no one knows what is happening or about to happen. grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 6:21am On Sep 09, 2019
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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by moogoogaipan: 6:23am On Sep 09, 2019
Having studied Envtl. Health & Mgt. for 7yrs & 3yrs practice in the field of environment, i can tell you for a fact that climate change is real, though overflogged but then you cannot deny it, AAMOF, No one should deny it cos it's visible to the blind & audible to the deaf.

LocalNietzsche:
I read about Climate change from NASA's website. I came up with more questions than answers sir.
1. Anybody with knowledge of meteorology knows that predicting climate over the short time is not an easy thing talk less of trends. Based on the factors mentioned by NASA's website I am not convinced?
2. I saw a graph with a spike in the CO2 levels in the 1950s, I am not an expert but that spike is not enough to explain a drastic climate change. Remember a single variable cannot shift climate. Everything is in balance
3. Increase in CO2 (CO2 even though greenhouse gas actually suffocates fires) will not cause more wild fires but a spike in vegetation growth. Increase concentration of Oxygen however is far more likely to account for more Forest fires.
4. The fact about melting glaciers and high snowfall in record numbers is more of a balance in my opinion than contradiction.
5. The tilt in the axis of our earth as it's orbits the sun is far much more of a risk than CO2 to our climate. So far that is not predictable. A methodology to predict that is of utmost importance.
6. Climate change hysteria and attribution of disasters to climate change reminds alot of superstitious belief where natural disasters are attributed to evil of mankind. It just feels that way to me.
7. I am stronger supporter of sustainability because of economics. That is, I believe that we have finite resources on Earth hence we should strive towards a model that utilize our scarce resources efficiently. The key for me is the free market system. It is best system we have developed as humans for the allocation of economic value in our lives.
8. The pursuit for technological development and better theories is among our keys for having a better relationship with our environment. The bottleneck for solar power and wind is battery power(Highly inefficient). This because they have variable outputs depending on natural causes. At the extreme of both the north and south hemisphere, solar is basically useless.
9. I still believe the key is in nuclear power. Developing nuclear power to be safer, smaller and acceptable might be the future.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by moogoogaipan: 6:29am On Sep 09, 2019
DanXplore came to my rescue, i don't even have the will to start tackling each of his point's cos it's pointless, me doing so. Climate change is real, deny it at your own peril.
DanXplore:


True.

I don't understand what you mean by the bolded, care to explain? Is CO2 the only factor responsible for plant growth and health? One could argue that the increment in CO2 levels would result in more reflection of terrestrial radiation to the earth, consequently raising its temperature (global warming), and therefore increasing the likelihood of fires especially in the tropics. Secondly, if there is a corresponding increase in vegetation from increased CO2, then this could also correspond to increase in O2 (that supports combustion) because plants release O2 also via photosynthesis. More also, an increase in vegetation lush appears to translate to more fuel for fire during the dry seasons. An increase in potential for all the 3 parameters of the fire triangle to cause more fires could be adduced from these scenarios.

The premise of the suffocating effect of CO2 as used to support your argument (albeit implicitly) seems to be flawed from my point of view because I don't see how a CO2 of 0.04% by mass in the earth would prevail over the corresponding 21% oxygen to the point of minimising the incidence of fires in the biosphere.

Except you've got sufficient and objective data to simulate these scenarios, one could only speculate but not say with certainty as you have, what the combined effect of these variables would be.
These individual processes have so much uncertainties in them to determine if they could balance each other out. The best one could attempt to do is to estimate the net effect of these two opposing processes but then all other ecological would suffice.

LMAO. Some theoretical physicists think these are just educated speculations, conspiracies and/or vendetta against oil guys.

6. Climate change hysteria and attribution of disasters to climate change reminds alot of superstitious belief where natural disasters are attributed to evil of mankind. It just feels that way to me.
7. I am stronger supporter of sustainability because of economics. That is, I believe that we have finite resources on Earth hence we should strive towards a model that utilize our scarce resources efficiently. The key for me is the free market system. It is best system we have developed as humans for the allocation of economic value in our lives.
8. The pursuit for technological development and better theories is among our keys for having a better relationship with our environment. The bottleneck for solar power and wind is battery power(Highly inefficient). This because they have variable outputs depending on natural causes. At the extreme of both the north and south hemisphere, solar is basically useless.


Nuclear power is relatively safe and the probability of accidents have been greatly mitigated even as at now. But however small a likelihood of accident is, an accident could still occur and the effects are just so bad that they could transcend through generations. Also, people are worried about the various political and military applications.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Charlssey(m): 6:31am On Sep 09, 2019
Dear Lord, please arise and have mercy upon me; the set time to favour Zion has come.

Please take away my shame and show me your glory.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by moogoogaipan: 6:32am On Sep 09, 2019
He missed bobowaja too, wawu. who am i to complain then.
You're right, he did well, bloke been writing abstract since belle.
hehehehehe
bobowaja:

He does miss mine too. But that calls for lesser concern. He wrote d post beautifully and that is all that matters.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 6:36am On Sep 09, 2019
geektrovert:
One takeaway for me from this Easymoneysnip and C12112,

In my future political career, I will learn to speak with cold confidence and stick to it. Whether it is a fact or it is balderdash.

Sooner or later, I'll have massive following. cheesy

Very funny no one has said Easymoneysnip is C12112 and vice versa grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Phenolic: 6:39am On Sep 09, 2019
Beeam:
Abi wayray dey worry this one ni?

Shey na me no get IQ abi?

I wee soon start writing big English about McKinsey, Chevron amd Shell now....

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin.
I didn't even mention which is which. You have high SQ though. "Street Quotient"
Don't ask me where i got that from
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Firstgentleman1(m): 6:40am On Sep 09, 2019
Beeam:
Oga Sir....

U were interviewed on the 4th? Or the guy told d same story on different days?

So I been dey d same hall with one of d mad members of this AOLMAW that day.......


Lol. I interviewed on the 4th. 12pm
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Donas11(m): 6:41am On Sep 09, 2019
APLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by qwertyboss(m): 6:50am On Sep 09, 2019
Donas11:
APLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Madass!!!!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 6:53am On Sep 09, 2019
Charlssey:
Dear Lord, please arise and have mercy upon me; the set time to favour Zion has come.

Please take away my shame and show me your glory.
..

U are a stingy person and self centered....


And don't ask me How or why .. I just told u as a psychologist...

PS! Don't insult -quote me o... I'm waiting for my APL

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by CircleOfWilis: 6:55am On Sep 09, 2019
Funny how easysnipermoney has many disciples

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Lawlife: 7:10am On Sep 09, 2019
Good morning to all local men and women. I nearly turned Joseph the dreamer last night. How my dream took off...

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 09, 2019
Issokay...

I'll be waiting for you on NNPC street in Abuja

Phenolic:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin.
I didn't even mention which is which. You have high SQ though. "Street Quotient"
Don't ask me where i got that from
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by CommanderMoh: 7:34am On Sep 09, 2019
number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources have stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, moogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mentions to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. It can be very well recalled that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners, ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with drop-dead composure , sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS grin

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date, though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notable from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot-soldiers: farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu, ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence for one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mentions to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme grin (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.



Special mention to the AOLMAW (jarus, mosgoon, bobowaja, etc. Make una no vex oh, can't mention everyone), number5 in particular, you brought me out of Ghost Mode, you are that good, thanks for this wonderful piece.

Thanks to everyone who has in one way or another, extinguished the fires burning in my heart everytime someone in this same thread sets one in it. LOL.

A certain man said "No love lost, no love found". On this thread, you'll find love, just to lost it to find it again, and to lost it again, and find it again, and... grin

I've always wondered what words like "Mixed feelings, bitter-sweet, etc" meant, but I assure you now, that by this thread, I can not only describe them, but draw them (and label their parts) if you give me a paper and a pencil, thanks a lot guys. cheesy cheesy

It has been a wonderful journey so far, and I pray we make it to the end.

Shout out to my families in these areas that make my CV:

Mathematics
Kaduna state
Ekiti state
Kwara state
Kogi state
Bayelsa state.

GT|2nd_July|Kaduna|TF_Paid_in_full.

Peace y'all.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by lilangel20: 7:36am On Sep 09, 2019
Has any gt that wrote on the 5th received tfare?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 7:44am On Sep 09, 2019
xeforesansh:
One very interesting fact about this recruitment is that we've come to a stage where no one knows what is happening or about to happen. grin
yu get am bro...chop knuckle

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tejiri4(m): 7:49am On Sep 09, 2019
lilangel20:
Has any gt that wrote on the 5th received tfare?

grin grin yes expecting more today
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:50am On Sep 09, 2019
DanXplore:


LMAO @ bolded. Later, If this dude doesn't get APL he'll begin to blame village people, haters of merit, process hijackers and even cook up theories & excuses. It's like you don't know nigerian interviewers. They will be nodding and smiling at you as your confidence to spew more trash/misfirings continues to grow and then they give you a handshake and score you zero in the end. I am trusting that that was not your case but then, you should know that a good manager of optimism is rarely heartbroken.

#Modified
Just saw a piece you posted some pages back. It was brilliant!

I don't know exactly on what grounds you had to imagin my countenance or reaction if APL isn't granted to me. If you read my post in relation to the post by teaser4 i quoted.. I was specifically reminiscing about my interview experience as partaining CDM. Non of my posts has expressed a fact that my life is solely depending on NNPC APL, even though i desire it as much as everyone else here.

I'll leave it here and not drag an issue i see as a misconception on your own part (i may be wrong). Thank you for your complements on my posts.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by CommanderMoh: 7:52am On Sep 09, 2019
lakezycarter:
Good evening y'all
Going through this thread always makes my day.. Y'all are incredible�

Please I will like to know if anyone with experience (preferably someone in NNPC) has an idea about what the medicals involve? What kind of tests do they carry out on the participants?

Thanks
Wishing us all the very best

Bros, If you follow your gut that is telling you to stop smoking w**d, then you'll be fine. Na play oh. grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by number5(m): 7:53am On Sep 09, 2019
CommanderMoh:




Special mention to the AOLMAW (jarus, mosgoon, bobowaja, etc. Make una no vex oh, can't mention everyone), number5 in particular, you brought me out of Ghost Mode, you are that good, thanks for this wonderful piece.

Thanks to everyone who has in one way or another, extinguished the fires burning in my heart everytime someone in this same thread sets one in it. LOL.

A certain man said "No love lost, no love found". On this thread, you'll find love, just to lost it to find it again, and to lost it again, and find it again, and... grin

I've always wondered what words like "Mixed feelings, bitter-sweet, etc" meant, but I assure you now, that by this thread, I can not only describe them, but draw them (and label their parts) if you give me a paper and a pencil, thanks a lot guys. cheesy cheesy

It has been a wonderful journey so far, and I pray we make it to the end.

Shout out to my families in these areas that make my CV:

Mathematics
Kaduna state
Ekiti state
Kwara state
Kogi state
Bayelsa state.

GT|2nd_July|Kaduna|TF_Paid_in_full.

Peace y'all.

cool Tnx sir.. God bless us all with APL

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:56am On Sep 09, 2019
CircleOfWilis:
Funny how easysnipermoney has many disciples
how is it affecting you?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Loboski: 8:03am On Sep 09, 2019
It feels like New Year's Eve out here
Emotions and snow falling all around

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