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Idiotic post from a nonsensical Op

Nansene! It’s really hard to understand how women reason. Instead of respecting yourself, you hang out your fallen boobs in full view and then call it rude for men to look at it. Arrant nansense.

Then the girls should stop flaunting them as objects of invitation

Ishilove:

I know you were referencing the opening lines with boobs. I just don't see the reason why, except that you're male. Us boob carriers are not so enamoured.

US BOOB CARRIERS


DID THEY FORCED U TO CARRY IT ??


If u r tired of it, pls bring it here !!!

take a look ooo

pocohantas:
Maybe they are trying to appeal to male readers or it is just them being men.


'Cos as a woman- I am totally uninterested in any description of another woman's mammary glands.

That's the crux of the matter isn't it? I can assure you, as a man i am very very interested! I guess such descriptions have a target audience

Lmao, hilarious and apt AF

If only Cossy, Kim K and every female who make a point of accentuating the innocent pair at every opportunity would listen so the guys could follow suit...even me and my agbalumo pair couldn't resist making public appearance from time to time. Guilty lot we all are!

Whoever wrote this has tangerine with nipples on her chest not boobs

ayam not understanding all this boobs things o.

Gozzy138:


is that all you can think

I am sure you cannot recite the first lines of any classic literature book.

That post was a pun on a tale of two cities since the article referenced a tale of two titties

Meh maybe if was counting boobs like madamendefarge was courting heads you would understand.

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OsuAmaka:
Feminists are getting dumber by the day. Next, they would dictate to us how to squeeze boobs.
What's really special about two grown lumps?.. mtcheew!


-Osu Amaka

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ornicus:
They were the biggest of boobs, the smallest of boobs.
The boobs of sag and the boobs of perkiness...

Only a well read Dickens man could write this

I can bet majority of her fellow women don't agree with this

Ishilove:

I know you were referencing the opening lines with boobs. I just don't see the reason why, except that you're male. Us boob carriers are not so enamoured.

Lies. The wanton indecent exposure of boobs by your gender the world over belies your confession. And no, the LGBTQ community will disagree too.

ornicus:


na you dey pick article wey reference charles dickens a tale of two cities

the opening line of a tale of two cities is

it was the best of times, the worst of times, the age of wisdom, the age of foolishness

i was trying to adapt from the end as well - " it is a far better thing i do "

syndey carton was the ultimate frieendzoned dude. and he friendzoned himself all the way

I know say she no know.
So she never even read the book.
Is it a crime to like boobies

lol really? when has covered breasts ever stopped men from ogling?

sisisioge:


If only Cossy, Kim K and every female who make a point of accentuating the innocent pair at every opportunity would listen so the guys could follow suit...even me and my agbalumo pair couldn't resist making public appearance from time to time. Guilty lot we all are!

Yes BOOBS isn't appealing,na why dem modernize am to Bobby.Na joke i dey o

Mikora:
Woke and triggered Snowflake's everywhere. When I was into reading romance, I discovered it was the female writers that mostly dwelt on all those sensual and erotic aspect of the story. How many male romance writers are out there? How many men do you know specialize on writing erotic articles? We're in an era where people just wake up and look for something to be triggered about and a gaggle of brainless fellows will echo it as the latest "wisdom" in town. I was having a chat with a native American Indian on Twitter and this dude was seriously triggered because Italians use tomatoes to cook their famous pasta. His reason? He claimed tomatoes are an Indian american cultural heritage and for Italians to use it to cook pasta is cultural appropriation. What a crazy world we live in now where the mob and outrage culture won't even let you Cook with tomatoes without having someone getting triggered over it

Are you minding them? The man that wrote that article is a Mr. Nice Guy/Mr. Save the Woman/Mr. Treat Women like Princess. I can't stress my self on people like this. People these days lack a thick skin.

I would be Disturbed if I saw a pair of boobs bouncing up and down without the consent of the owner

There we go

pocohantas:
Maybe they are trying to appeal to male readers or it is just them being men.


'Cos as a woman- I am totally uninterested in any description of another woman's mammary glands.

And as a man - I am totally interested in any description of your own mammary glands.

I really don't them perky' . I love water-melon.

doitforyou:
lol really? when has covered breasts ever stopped men from ogling?

Well, not putting it in their faces would surely help . Imagine a monk face with cossy in her nothing regalia... Heavens will hear it that day!

Because I have nothing better to do this afternoon, I'll reply. My retort is: the author is wrong. I mean she only has experience with one set of
boobs - hers - unlike some men who've interacted with a few hundred in their lifetime . Here are my own (hilarious?) counters.

1) Women's breasts ARE communication devices. They say: "I want to mate", or "I don't really want a partner, but I'm looking for validation that I'm sexy". Why (even in the name of fashion) would cleavage be so controversial or interesting for men and women?

2) If no man mentioned or looked at a woman's breast all day, believe me, she will start wondering if something was wrong with her.

3) Although it's true few women will come to a spiraling climax from anyone grabbing them, they do enjoy being caressed as it enhances their pleasure. I said caressed, not mauled.

4) Inspite of what anybody says, boobs are always arranged for personal approval. See 2.

5) I agree with this point: do not mention breasts in a professional context, unless of course your job is about breasts: like a doctor, underwear designer, etc.

6 & 7). Breast do not have musculature that's true; but they are surrounded by pectoral muscles and a rib cage that many a woman find useful to push out her breasts, or do some other thing to call attention, or indicate excitement. Also nipples and breast are full of blood vessels that can induce visible changes.

In summary, for somebody who doesn't want us to talk about it, it's ironic that her hilarious tweet is full of boob and breasts...

OK, time for me to go and find something else to do this afternoon.