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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by nihelimitretep: 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2019
mvem:
I thought the guy claimed this week it will show, the week never end
On a "norm", na Wednesday week dey start here.
#IfYouKnowYouKnow
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2019
adeakin777:
Your jokes are bland and you are becoming a nuisance on this thread. You may want to apply restraint and stop populating this thread with gibberish. If not that the letter 'f' is juxtaposed by your moniker, i'd have averred that you are an alternate moniker to someone on this thread with a similar characteristic.
Hahahahahahaha first of all , i am going to tell u something about me..... I don't diss ( In case ur brain can't process this - I don't exchange words or insult people) ,watever Iam going to tell u right now is with all due respect and of course no offence meant grin
PS: its a long post.. Relax and enjoy wink
Another First of all , u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) for coming to a fora... I mean a public fora to use the word nuisance... What stops u from picking the leftover of ur glued life and walk away from this thread? No 1?

Which of the planets did u descend from to warrant u to speak to me talk more of ordering me on what to do or not? Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

I had believed with ur voluptuous grammar , u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

Hahaahhaa u talk about my jokes?? Hhahaaha oh! U even deduced it was a jokehuh Hahaha wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

If u have made me a point of ur depression... Blv me bruv. .. U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
For bringing it to my notice that u are pained... Congratulations... U are about to choke from pains... And as long as this thread lives... I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult grin just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable? U and those liking ya post ... If u are just realizing... Pls don't hesitate to use a therapist... And for the records.. I am one..

And if anyone feels happy and needs more of our friendly discussion... Feel free to insult quote.. I will never insult back.. I promise..
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:03pm On Sep 10, 2019
highzickjosh:
Finally she don agree that her sauce was burnt dodo

LOMS... sorry I meant LOL
I'm not like some pipo... I don't speak authoritatively
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2019
bobowaja:
Why don't you just rest a little? Na so one aunty tell u that time say alert na sedown for home.... But u later say no when Lazarus visit u and raise ur digits. Babe cool down small.... No go fail medicals because of stress o
Sometimes I want to ask if people ever make use of the advise they give?? Hehehehe what's my own Sha..

Tanks for ur friendly advise...

BTW... I need no fear for failure... Lazarus' will always be there
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2019
CircleOfWilis:
go and sleep ma'am, no APL today


It is "official" grin
And chasteguy money for zobo don finish
grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2019
Enireqx20:
See love o
Hehehehehe
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Phenolic: 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Hahahahahahaha first of all , i am going to tell u something about me..... I don't diss ( In case ur brain can't process this - I don't exchange words or insult people) ,watever Iam going to tell u right now is with all due respect and of course no offence meant grin
PS: its a long post.. Relax and enjoy wink
Another First of all , u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) for coming to a fora... I mean a public fora to use the word nuisance... What stops u from picking the leftover of ur glued life and walk away from this thread? No 1?

Which of the planets did u descend from to warrant u to speak to me talk more of ordering me on what to do or not? Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

I had believed with ur voluptuous grammar , u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

Hahaahhaa u talk about my jokes?? Hhahaaha oh! U even deduced it was a jokehuh Hahaha wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

If u have made me a point of ur depression... Blv me bruv. .. U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
For bringing it to my notice that u are pained... Congratulations... U are about to choke from pains... And as long as this thread lives... I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult grin just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable? U and those liking ya post ... If u are just realizing... Pls don't hesitate to use a therapist... And for the records.. I am one..

And if anyone feels happy and needs more of our friendly discussion... Feel free to insult quote.. I will never insult back.. I promise..

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Hahahahahahaha first of all , i am going to tell u something about me..... I don't diss ( In case ur brain can't process this - I don't exchange words or insult people) ,watever Iam going to tell u right now is with all due respect and of course no offence meant grin
PS: its a long post.. Relax and enjoy wink
Another First of all , u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) for coming to a fora... I mean a public fora to use the word nuisance... What stops u from picking the leftover of ur glued life and walk away from this thread? No 1?

Which of the planets did u descend from to warrant u to speak to me talk more of ordering me on what to do or not? Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

I had believed with ur voluptuous grammar , u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

Hahaahhaa u talk about my jokes?? Hhahaaha oh! U even deduced it was a jokehuh Hahaha wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

If u have made me a point of ur depression... Blv me bruv. .. U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
For bringing it to my notice that u are pained... Congratulations... U are about to choke from pains... And as long as this thread lives... I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult grin just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable? U and those liking ya post ... If u are just realizing... Pls don't hesitate to use a therapist... And for the records.. I am one..

And if anyone feels happy and needs more of our friendly discussion... Feel free to insult quote.. I will never insult back.. I promise..
Adeakin777, sa re wa gba...

Oya come and reply. You drew the first blood grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2019
Too much sauce on here, Im having kidney stone.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2019
MuhMubRaj:
Too much sauce on here, Im having kidney stone.
may God not let you have kidney stone in life angry it's like you don't understand what you're saying
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2019
adeakin777:
Your jokes are bland and you are becoming a nuisance on this thread. You may want to apply restraint and stop populating this thread with gibberish. If not that the letter 'f' is juxtaposed by your moniker, i'd have averred that you are an alternate moniker to someone on this thread with a similar characteristic.
..eyhaa ,I am sorry bro .But this forum is a faceless one ,therefore some people who are naturally shameless and foolish will display their talents well here ...So pls don't take things to heart .

However ,I believe a word is enough .Maybe some people need to apply restraint like you said and stop being disgusting .
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:14pm On Sep 10, 2019
mathology5431:
Abi oooo.....that was the same thing my sauce told me tooo grin grin grin
@ladyjane....where your sauce dey
Sauce is from towers direct... Y don't we wait and see
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
your source most probably got this wrong. 1000 was the initial rumoured number. Various sources have speculated 1300 lately.
Whichever it doesn't matter... What matters is to APLfied!

But that was what my sauce said... Don't quote me... Quote my sauce o
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by babtol235(m): 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2019
You mean delisting is still ongoing,
Does is look as if the reimbursement is from account/bursary dept,
You think TF(max 20k) is being withheld for successful candidates to be combined with about 4m upfront,
You think NNPC really has all the time...

ecoded:
OMG!
Peppery Sauce reaching me from my NNPC intelligence. This is the way the recruitment process works: At any point you are delisted taking into cognizance FCC requirements, Overall performance evaluation or any other parameters as the case may be, your name and other details will be sent to accounts and bursery department for you to be paid off.
Am sorry if this story touched your heart. Like I said, this is real peppery sauce. If you haven’t been paid just pray fervently cos the successful ones will be paid all their monetary entitlements in full as soon as the list shows and documentation kicks off.

N/B
Pls Am not feeling too strong, anyway I dey my house.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 10, 2019
Rahl444:
..eyhaa ,I am sorry bro .But this forum is a faceless one ,therefore some people who are naturally shameless and foolish will display their talents well here ...So pls don't take things to heart .

However ,I believe a word is enough .Maybe some people need to apply restraint like you said and stop being disgusting .
this one sev wan try to make sense ... Lol

He just succeeded in describing his personality in his own words

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Phenolic: 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2019
So as page 1000 draws near, we've moved from theories to war of the Saucerers.

Where is my Popcorn supplier?
Niko serve me more.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Whichever it doesn't matter... What matters is to APLfied!

But that was what my sauce said... Don't quote me... Quote my sauce o
lol
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:24pm On Sep 10, 2019
babtol235:
You mean delisting is still ongoing,
Does is look as if the reimbursement is from account/bursary dept,
You think TF(max 20k) is being withheld for successful candidates to be combined with about 4m upfront,
You think NNPC really has all the time...
dude is simply playing around. Don't stress yasev
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:27pm On Sep 10, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
this one sev wan try to make sense ... Lol

He just succeeded in describing his personality in his own words
Don't fall my hands sugar....

I thought we don't reply wall geckos?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:28pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Hehehehehehe fools will always remain fools... If anyone needs a baby to order around.. Should I show them the day care homes?

And imbeciles that are asslicking the fools... Should they not be bold to come out straight?? Hahahaha

And for this sole purpose... I will be vying for the post GT president... Some patriarchal Hediots needs to be put In their places...

Ps;: if u have expired on this thread .. Goan die in peace... Nobody takes cognizance of expired products..

Singing in mc Galaxy's tone: if ain't gat no haters u ain't nobody...

If only they know how I love fame ...hahahaha.l love this thread! We live, die and resurrect here

I have superglue by my side... Anybody needs it?? grin grin grin
Babe yaf vex wella... Osigini

What happened to your sense of humour? See as you just let ordinary watery comment of adeakin666 make you lose balance to can
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:31pm On Sep 10, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Babe yaf vex wella... Osigini

What happened to your sense of humour? See as you just let ordinary watery comment of adeakin666 make you lose balance to can
No hediot can make me loose my balance so long as this thread is concerned... I'm only pained I can't see some of those rumpled faces to laff them in their faces
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by NigelCundy: 11:34pm On Sep 10, 2019
Friendly advice: Watch yourself. You're way too loud!!

Ladyjane5657:
Don't fall my hands sugar....

I thought we don't reply wall geckos?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:36pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
No hediot can make me loose my balance so long as this thread is concerned... I'm only pained I can't see some of those rumpled faces to laff them in their faces
oya ignore
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:37pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657, let's goan sleep. Off the light.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BESTinYORUBA: 11:42pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Don't fall my hands sugar....

I thought we don't reply wall geckos?

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ozoebuka1(m): 11:42pm On Sep 10, 2019
adeakin777:
Your jokes are bland and you are becoming a nuisance on this thread. You may want to apply restraint and stop populating this thread with gibberish. If not that the letter 'f' is juxtaposed by your moniker, i'd have averred that you are an alternate moniker to someone on this thread with a similar characteristic.
Lol... This your post is cruel but someone had to say it grin

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 11:42pm On Sep 10, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
this one sev wan try to make sense ... Lol

He just succeeded in describing his personality in his own words
..Lol .This guy self .plz sorry Sir but I wasn't talking to you na...You come dey take things personal for here nowadays.

Plz help me find ESm I am angry with the guy too.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:51pm On Sep 10, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
another wall gecko spotted

Hope ur getting ur emergency kits ready? Cox u y' all are gone be rushed to the ER soonest.. So.long as I'm on this wonderful thread?

BTW: do u ever look at urself in the mirror and tell urself... To learn to stop poking ur flat nose into other's business?? Friendly advise.. Do that today.. Will take u farther than u know

PS: this post replies the present and future busy bodies that will try to pokenose on this issue... Yo all can go drink some chilled sniper..cox am.just getting started.

And because ma baby chaste has invited me to za other room... I must honour such sweet invite..

Goodnight lovers and haters... Dream about this beautiful lady ... cheesy
Sweet dreams my baby

But chai, you vex wella today o
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:51pm On Sep 10, 2019
[quote author=BESTinYORUBA post=82114846][/quote]lol...
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:53pm On Sep 10, 2019
Rahl444:
..Lol .This guy self .plz sorry Sir but I wasn't talking to you na...You come dey take things personal for here nowadays.

Plz help me find ESm I am angry with the guy too.
personal ke? I was just checking something
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