as I type this thread, I'm doing so with a very heavy heart,what have I not done jus for her to give me her Toto to fvck, several recharge cards have been bought, several plates of indomie and egg have been bought,several lies have been told repeatedly jus to earn one fvck buh dis gal keeps evading me with her Toto like a university admission evading a secondary school graduand who has not performed well in the post utme of his university of choice
I won't lie. we do smooch and kiss often but what shall it profit a man to smooch and kiss repeatedly till his dick is drooling with sperm but yet his preek will not be allowed to enter the Toto jus like a wet dog not been allowed to enter the room to be with his master.
I and dis gal were together three days ago, it was awesome time together,we smooched and smooched and smooched and kissed repeatedly,my dick experienced a sperm bath as it was soaked from up to down, like a person who had been running home under a heavy downpour,as we smooched,the hardness of my penile erection rubbed against her body and she deep her hands into my boxers like a pupil deeping his hands into his bag to bring out his Biro, she shoved out my dick and it was so strong and Long with a powerful erection that made it stretch out like the heavens and as the length of my long and meaty preek happened upon her naked eyes,her lips part open as she was bewildered with excitement and she exclaimed,gawwwwwwwd Israel ur preek is so strong and fat and long,ahhhhhhhh ure making me more h'orny already ,u want to tempt me to do what I don't want to do, cos I've Neva seen such a long preek in my life, as she said this her eyes stared hungrily at my preek like a young child staring at a plate of food with a big meat on it ,while her palms moved to and fro the length of my noble preek like a young lad going to and fro a street looking for where to charge his phone,and she said Israel I Neva guessed ull have dis kind of long and fat preek, as this words rang in my ears. I felt proud of my dick as i looked at it in it's erect state admiringly like a parent in a large hall looking at his child proudly because he was called as the best student in a school's graduation ceremony.
well although we did not fvck that day, but she promised to come around today,which she did,she came in at about 2pm and as she came I entertained her,as we joked and laughed suddenly there was dis silence between us,then I held her hands as i kissed it softly up to her neck,I mopped my tongue around her neck area as she moved and whined slowly like a serpent, my hands moved all through the length and breadth of her sweet body like a graduate going up and down the road of Lagos with his credentials looking for a job, finally my hand made a stop at her chest,and my hands crept slowly in to her bra,like a young child going slowly in to his mother's kitchen to steal some meat while shes asleep, I pressed her breast slowly and softly they were so big and my palm was filled as I cupped her breast in my palm,believe me when I say the size of her big breasts are a testimony of mother nature's goodness to her during her puberty,unlike some gals wielding about so small a breast that as a father one might be worried if his suckling child will be assured of up to one cup of breast milk per day so as not to die of starvation .
then I made a bold move to set her breasts free from the bondage of her blouse and brassiere put together as I began to imagine the daily torment those lovely pair of breasts have to go through being kept in the dark chambers of her brassiere without fresh air and without seeing the light of day jus like Paul and Silas in the bible who were locked in a prison cell for doing the lords work,well I pulled her bra,and like Jacob in the bible battled with the angel of the Lord till dawn before his name was changed to Israel, I battled ceaselessly with the hook of her bra,until it opened up,and behold her breast spilled over chest as her brassiere gave way after I conquered its hook, I looked at those breasts greedily as i implanted my small but Succulently lips on her breasts as I sucked them hungrily like an Islamic faithful wld suck on an Orange fruit to break his Ramadan fast for the day at 7pm ,she moaned and whined slowly as I made a move to pull her trouser,she jerked and changed her mind and grabbed her blouse saying she's going home , chai my preek that was long and standing like the statue of liberty became limp and fell like a female fan of Michael Jackson who has jus fainted watching his thrilling and electrifying performance at a live concert, now she has gotten home and she's calling me I'm disappointed in her,I don't feel like talkn to her,.

pls what method can I use to fvck dis gal,obontami mcbrooklyn,smellinganus mhizkel,lepasharon, dacblogger, pls advice me cos I'm drowning in the ocean of konji right now

Lol guy u be comedian.

You have a solid understanding of Simile.

Waiting for part 2.

Accept my sinparty...

Lol the pictures you paint with words are always clear though I know is fiction, Weldon bro you got the talent no doubt

How can someone have the energy and time to type so much jargon like this?

She might be saving u from a terrible disease .... just saying

Nice write up... She probably is not ready to fvck you yet or maybe there is something about her pussy she doesn't want you ... to know your guess is as good as mine...

This guy is so funny and good with word play.I enjoy reading you bruh ;DThis guy is so funny and good with word play.I enjoy reading you bruh

Nice write up and funny too. Try to use paragraph next time..... As for the girl, she might be saving u from something bad

Chai that girl is wicked

Not impressive.

Nofavorss:
How can someone have the energy and time to type so much jargon like this?

Me sef wonder o..

Things we see on Nairaland ehh

If anybody see obontami make una help me greet am oh

Nofavorss:
How can someone have the energy and time to type so much jargon like this?

anything jonafaime22 types has to be appreciated, jargons or not.
Say, thank you.

Lol this guy's examples are just funny

JESUS IS COMING. REPENT

Rayhandrinni:
anything jonafaime22 types has to be appreciated, jargons or not.
Say, thank you.

Is that Why you have Jerry curl on?

The continuous usage of figure of speech made the story more interesting to read. Good write up, keep it up. But as somebody already suggested, try using paragraphs to make your work more neat and easy to read.

U need Jesus in ur life...this long epistle bcus of pussy

Nofavorss:
How can someone have the energy and time to type so much jargon like this?

Brotherly, I hail u ooo, how u take manage read am? just read the first line and scroll down to comment section..

Akinbahm:

Brotherly, I hail u ooo, how u take manage read am? just read the first line and scrolled down to comment section..

Bro, I’d be lying if I said I read all of that. Read the first paragraph and gave up lol

xxxtedyxxx:

Lol guy u be comedian.
You have a solid understanding of Simile.
Waiting for part 2.

thanks

KevMitnick:
Accept my sinparty...

i need sex and not sympathy

Person the save u from watin u go cry later.

stinflame:
Person the save u from watin u go cry later.

like what?

jonaifame22:
like what?

Keep asking!!!!

stinflame:

Keep asking!!!!

H

chuks34:
She might be saving u from a terrible disease .... just saying

maybe

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Sorry