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Hilarious Laws Which You Have Not Studied In School
*Law of Equality:* The time taken by a wife when she says, I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says I'll call you in 5 minutes!
*Law of Queue:* If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*Law of Telephone:* When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
*Law of Mechanical Repair:* After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
*Law of the Workshop:* Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
*Bath Theorem:* When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
*Law of Encounters:* The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result:* When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Law of Bio mechanics:* The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Theatre Rule:* People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
*Law of Coffee:* As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Law of Proposal* After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
*Law of Getting Late* When you reach early for something it will never start on time.
*Law of Posts* After reading this post, the reader will not like, share and comment.


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good one bro

Nayo08:
good one bro

Thanks egbon

Answer to Riddle
- A Palm tree

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ologogoro! (Welcome bro, nice moniker )
[color=pink]PrincessB1![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Nayo08:
good one bro

Bro check your e-mail

BankyGee:
Bro check your e-mail

you too dey fear

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Cold

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - A Palm tree

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ologogoro! (Welcome bro, nice moniker ) [color=pink]PrincessB1![/color] *Claps, cheers*

You're Welcome

None of the jokes r funny

Nayo08:
you too dey fear

Email no gree send again o... Delete some messages na

Answer to Riddle
- Cold

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

hmmm

hi guys am new here I have read all your post and have been following your riddles hope am welcomed

acegodstime:
hi guys am new here I have read all your post and have been following your riddles hope am welcomed

You are superwelcome bro! Happy Sunday to you. Go to church and renew your weekly salvation subscription

pu7pl3:
yes you are welcome

thanks

acegodstime:
hi guys am new here I have read all your post and have been following your riddles hope am welcomed

highly welcome bro

Answer to Riddle
- Hard Drugs

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No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Hard Drugs

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No winners for today! *Claps, cheers*

that was hard�

acegodstime:
that was hard�

RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you get from a pampered cow?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


What do you get from a pampered cow?

Expired milk

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you get from a pampered cow?

spoilt milk I guess

LAUGH TILL U BELLE FULL
- Ewoooo ooooooo!!!!
Have you heard!!??
I said have you heard it?
Ehn, me too I av not heard let us goan hear together.
- You will never know you have Kung Fu skills until a lizard enters your cloth. Ko funny
- I paid 300k to enter aeroplane and you say I should come down. # WeDieHere
- If not that my doctor said I should trek at least 999km daily, what is in aeroplane that I cannot buy.
- That moment when you put #10 inside your church offering bag and when you looked back you saw your crush...
- You will never know that you can commit suicide unknowingly until you lick a yoruba woman's stew without drinking 42 litres of water..... Mortuary straight up
- No matter how smart you are, Aba boys go still knack you.. Experience is the best teacher.
- Ehn, because you are using MTN that is why your teeth is yellow abi .. #issokay
- Wait o, how did all d animals know where the zoo is?
- You won try , yesterday I trek sotay my spirit leave me enter keke.. Since yesterday I have been spiritless.
- You will think u know maths until a bus conductor tells you to take #50 and give him #100

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