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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2019

wizi44:
what about blood pressure

Blood pressure is a good answer too cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Oct 06, 2019

The Jar

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
"Well doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with the left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with the left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth. Nothing
We even called our neighbor, Arleen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, she even squeezed it between her legs, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!" grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:31pm On Oct 06, 2019

BankyGee:
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Happy Independence to you all!

Happy independence day and happy Sunday.... sorry it's late

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:32pm On Oct 06, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:34pm On Oct 06, 2019

Ayanfe29:

Happy independence day and happy Sunday.... sorry it's late

No wahala Ayanfemi, even if it's December, it's not too late wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:08pm On Oct 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally?

because he can't hear...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:57pm On Oct 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally?

Cos it's unlawful to convict a deaf man.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:04am On Oct 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally?

Because he lost his hearing

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can't a deaf man be convicted legally?

Because he's incapable of hearing

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:42pm On Oct 08, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Because it is unlawful to convict a man without a hearing

Winner of last riddle:-
PrincessB1 (half mark tho )
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why are fish so clever? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why are fish so clever?

because they're always in schools/shoals

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 1:36am On Oct 09, 2019

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Because it is unlawful to convict a man without a hearing

Winner of last riddle:-
PrincessB1 (half mark tho )
*Claps, cheers*

Lolz

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 1:42am On Oct 09, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why are fish so clever?

They are clever cos they are always in school undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:57am On Oct 09, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why are fish so clever?

They always in schools

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Because they live in schools

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08! (welcome back egbon )
PrincessB1!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On Oct 09, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why was the picture sent to jail? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:04am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Because they live in schools

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08! (welcome back egbon )
PrincessB1!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

oshey alaye mi

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:05am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Because it's framed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:55am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It's because it was framed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:44am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:57am On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why was the picture sent to jail?

so that the owner can be looking at it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:33am On Oct 10, 2019

pu7pl3:

so that the owner can be looking at it

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:06pm On Oct 10, 2019

Answer to Riddle
Because it was framed

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
Ayanfe29!
PrincessB1!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:09pm On Oct 10, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What type of tree grows in your hands? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ologogoro: 8:26pm On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What type of tree grows in your hands?

A palm tree

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:41pm On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What type of tree grows in your hands?

Palm tree

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:43pm On Oct 10, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What type of tree grows in your hands?

a handsome tree
A handful of trees
A fingerpine tree
A knuckle root tree

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:41am On Oct 11, 2019

pu7pl3:

a handsome tree
A handful of trees
A fingerpine tree
A knuckle root tree

Oga you get problem o grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:28am On Oct 11, 2019

BankyGee:

Oga you get problem o

Don't worry il soon get serious again

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:03pm On Oct 11, 2019

pu7pl3:

Don't worry il soon get serious again

I'll be waiting na undecided

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