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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

That's hulk616 for you bro. You no go understand this guy walahi grin
Hulk is complex grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddles
- Your fingers

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
how there are so many things to count when things go wrong

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".
thats offensive and wrong angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 12:53pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
thats offensive and wrong angry
how brodo apologies anyway.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:59pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
where is my welcome gift ?
angry Banky give him one tough riddle to make him understandable grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Onyi22(f): 3:11pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided



What is big, red and eat rocks? undecided
Rock

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:05pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
where is my welcome gift ?
One bottle of Henessy grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
Onyi22:

Rock
WRONG answer sis smiley.
This one's been solved. Welcome to the thread cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Onyi22(f): 5:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

WRONG answer sis smiley.
This one's been solved. Welcome to the thread cool
Thanks so much,

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:30pm On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

how brodo
apologies anyway.
This is how
A man walked into a church for the first time, walks to the pulpit, collects the mic from the preacher and shouts at the top of his voice, "I CAN PERFORM MIRACLES" grin
#BankyParables

That is how, bro cool
Apologies accepted
Welcome to the group cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:41pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
how there are so many things to count when things go wrong
This is a riddle bro. You think outside the box in a riddle wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:01pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

One bottle of Henessy grin
i don't take alcohol
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:01pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

This is a riddle bro. You think outside the box in a riddle wink
I m outside the box undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

how brodo
apologies anyway.
apologies accepted grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

This is how
A man walked into a church for the first time, walks to the pulpit, collects the mic from the preacher and shouts at the top of his voice, "I CAN PERFORM MIRACLES" grin
#BankyParables

That is how, bro cool
Apologies accepted
Welcome to the group cool
is this a joke?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
is this a joke?
It's a parable
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

It's a parable
ok
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 8:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
apologies accepted grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

This is how
A man walked into a church for the first time, walks to the pulpit, collects the mic from the preacher and shouts at the top of his voice, "I CAN PERFORM MIRACLES" grin
#BankyParables

That is how, bro cool
Apologies accepted
Welcome to the group cool
words on marble...
this is deep... not for the shallows...
I've been following your thread with a "needle" for a while, and I think I have the ability to bench the aforementioned monikers when it comes to riddle... it's a pleasure being here brodo.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:21pm On Oct 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
There are five men in the room

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Dizzyrascal! (welcome cool)
Ayanfe29!
Aden777! (welcome cool)
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 8:23pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle There are five men in the room
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Dizzyrascal! (welcome cool) Ayanfe29! Aden777! (welcome cool) Nayo08! *Claps, cheers*
gracias

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:
gracias
De nada, hermano... cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Oct 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
abnormal dog undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
joined twins
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:20pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
Einstein wearing glasses and sitting on a chair
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 9:45pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
A horse and rider.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:03pm On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

words on marble...
this is deep... not for the shallows...
I've been following your thread with a "needle" for a while, and I think I have the ability to bench the aforementioned monikers when it comes to riddle... it's a pleasure being here brodo.
I would love to see you try bro smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:05pm On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, 6 legs and a tail? undecided
be like say you don't ask this one before o.....a rider on a horse

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:06pm On Oct 18, 2019
cheesy this hulk is really frustrating I prefer professor hulk to him wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:14pm On Oct 18, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy this hulk is really frustrating I prefer professor hulk to him wink
thank you when I was professor hulk, they were complaining that my words were too smart for them.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:22pm On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
thank you when I was professor hulk, they were complaining that my words were too smart for them.
grin it's better you go back to being professor hulk let's see what you've got

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