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greggng:
He consoled me for staying without my result for 1year...he told me all those that laughed at me will regret doing so. That the story he told me was a real life story but he brought it up to let me know that there is karma....That lots of students came to him personal to speak evil against me....that I am showing myself....that they only gave me fake support ...that I will have the last laugh....He prayed for me before I left his office.....The good news is that most of them that laughed at me during that painful period have all confessed ....I have forgiven them and even helped some of them.. I am not good at writing stories but I believe this little story about my life can inspire someone some day...Don't give up on saying the truth. Lots of people will be against you ....but you will laugh last

Thank u bro. Similar issue happened to me in 100level Delsu. Many of my course mates passed through my back to shame me to my course adviser. So painful....

Till now, i still sit at the back of the class, minding my business. Even the audio friends still come sometimes to pretend, but just me is better than trust issues.

Twilights:
1. It was in my first year ,1st semester in Unilorin, we had this practical test CHM 111 or so then. This particular day I didn't know it was going to be a test, like all other practical days we will be allowed to run the test in the lab den go outside to record our results on a sheet of paper and submit. Usually, people were entering in batches cus we were too much, like 7departments or more taking the course and we were given few minutes to run the salt analysis test on that particular day. I collected my salt ran up and down performing diff.confirmatory tests. I recorded on a rough paper first, silly me. Then within five minutes we were told STOP! i Then I was like WTF, the lecturer was like submit. I asked the guy beside me stupidly, 'did they ask us to submit ni, I thought we wud be allowed to go outside and write ni' . I quickly tried to copy it to a new sheet. Na only matric number and name I write before the woman raised plank of wood on me and shouted submit. I was begging, she said my friend 'are u stupid' submit!! There are other batches outside waiting to come in. I felt dejected that day. As I was coming out friends were asking me how far, I said it was 'fine'. How cud I tell dem what happened exactly? lest I started hearing 'eyah, eyah' sorry. I hate those words mehn. So I went home feeling bad, embarrassed, and unhappy. How was I fool?? I should av been smarter and known better!!! damn!!. Prayed to God to help me because practical test carried 60marks , exam 40. Meaning widout the test , CO dey wait for me already. Fortunately/unfortunately, weeks later a list came out tagged 'missing scripts' which my name was there. after going to the department we were told by the lecturer to come at a particular date after general exams to come and retake the test. I was happy, surely God answers prayers!! On that particular day, I woke up late. naso I Started cooking rice, local man was hungry wanted to eat. Rice was half done . naso I remember that I have a test oo. i off gas. food i no fit chop. it was 10am already, test of 9am Jesus!!. I just quickly put on clothes, took a taxi to the school. on getting to the department, guys were just coming out of the lab. Lord Jesus, they have finished the test. Ahhh, I felt double embarrassment , stood in the lab for few minutes looking dumbfounded, i was peeing inside my trousers!! i was crying inside, how cud this happened to me ??!!! How!!!! . Damn!! first year 1st semester CO, I wept without seeing my result I knew my fate already, what a hard pill. I prayed for miracle make result change for portal make God give another person result to me and dash mine to another, lol miracle no happen o. Cud it have been my village people or my carelessness Till this day I didn't know how I forgot or what came over me. I took the course the next year and had an A tho. But the deed had been done... but Glory be to God in the highest it is now a story.

Why does unilorin write the practical test as a one day test??
It's not proper.
Here in UNN ,we do several practical analysis through the duration of the semester, which are summed at the end of the course and totalled over 60.
I think that's much better than one short test .
My CA was 55/60 that year..

[quote author=Casalinda post=83437430]The thought of it is making me laugh out loud.....

Here is it was walking back from lecture all by myself to be honest I was really stressed and hungry I had set out early that day as I had 6am class, you know how difficult those days as a 200level law student. Was walking back through my department I had this feeling that I was alone and no one was coming at my back so decided to fart hehehehe it was loud that when I turned to look if it was only me, behold this three guys were behind me... heaven came down on me that day hehehehe

Did I mention they were cute ooh lord i was so ashamed of my self a nd destiny [/quote
Kuku kee me

Billyanger:
But it's better for bobo pass girls now, person wey dey shoot gun better pass person wey dem shoot...

Better still bless up man, appreciate the comments

Yup, that's right. You're welcome.

Rapmoney:
Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

Hahahahaha. Look @ how you described yourself. Me ma kon dey imagine am. Chai! You are a comedian

BecaciaBarbie:
You are still cracking me up so much ooooo hahahaha making me look unserious at work...haha your post was the best! I will still go back and read it again

lol. Expect your query on Monday.

Hmmm i don't even know which one to start with

First one was during my year 1 it was our first semester as a playboy i already had 2 babes in my class
That faithful day was my first day in this woman's class cos i resumed late
On getting to the hall i had that the woman gave an assignment to be submitted that day and that it's 10 marks
I stupidly collected somebody's own and copied the lecturer later came and collected the assignment and i also submitted mine
Naso this woman talk say she go pick the assignment randomly and that is she call your name you will come to the front and explain or answer some questions according to what you wrote
Naso i laugh thinking she won't call my name
Lo and behold my name was the first she called i didn't even answer the first time thinking that there is someone answering same name as mine is the class
The woman called my matric number naso i stand up go front my body dey shake but i come dey smile to cover up
As i hear the first question naso my heart skip go mount Kilimanjaro come back
I couldn't answer any question she asked me this woman just start dey insult abi advise me naso people just dey laugh me me sef i come join dem dey laugh
My babes sef come dey laugh
The woman said i don't even look like a student that i will be her guard that day naso i stand till class finish
But i became popular Sha

DaddyMorenike:
lol. Expect your query on Monday.

Haha my boss is out of the country my colleague had to ask me why I was crying...I couldn’t show him your post though, I just said “ Nairanders will not kee me oh” lol

Twilights:
1. It was in my first year ,1st semester in Unilorin, we had this practical test CHM 111 or so then. This particular day I didn't know it was going to be a test, like all other practical days we will be allowed to run the test in the lab den go outside to record our results on a sheet of paper and submit. Usually, people were entering in batches cus we were too much, like 7departments or more taking the course and we were given few minutes to run the salt analysis test on that particular day. I collected my salt ran up and down performing diff.confirmatory tests. I recorded on a rough paper first, silly me. Then within five minutes we were told STOP! i Then I was like WTF, the lecturer was like submit. I asked the guy beside me stupidly, 'did they ask us to submit ni, I thought we wud be allowed to go outside and write ni' . I quickly tried to copy it to a new sheet. Na only matric number and name I write before the woman raised plank of wood on me and shouted submit. I was begging, she said my friend 'are u stupid' submit!! There are other batches outside waiting to come in. I felt dejected that day. As I was coming out friends were asking me how far, I said it was 'fine'. How cud I tell dem what happened exactly? lest I started hearing 'eyah, eyah' sorry. I hate those words mehn. So I went home feeling bad, embarrassed, and unhappy. How was I fool?? I should av been smarter and known better!!! damn!!. Prayed to God to help me because practical test carried 60marks , exam 40. Meaning widout the test , CO dey wait for me already. Fortunately/unfortunately, weeks later a list came out tagged 'missing scripts' which my name was there. after going to the department we were told by the lecturer to come at a particular date after general exams to come and retake the test. I was happy, surely God answers prayers!! On that particular day, I woke up late. naso I Started cooking rice, local man was hungry wanted to eat. Rice was half done . naso I remember that I have a test oo. i off gas. food i no fit chop. it was 10am already, test of 9am Jesus!!. I just quickly put on clothes, took a taxi to the school. on getting to the department, guys were just coming out of the lab. Lord Jesus, they have finished the test. Ahhh, I felt double embarrassment , stood in the lab for few minutes looking dumbfounded, i was peeing inside my trousers!! i was crying inside, how cud this happened to me ??!!! How!!!! . Damn!! first year 1st semester CO, I wept without seeing my result I knew my fate already, what a hard pill. I prayed for miracle make result change for portal make God give another person result to me and dash mine to another, lol miracle no happen o. Cud it have been my village people or my carelessness Till this day I didn't know how I forgot or what came over me. I took the course the next year and had an A tho. But the deed had been done... but Glory be to God in the highest it is now a story.

Ahaaaaan! This one is deep oooo! Village people no do you well that year ooo loooolz

Budline1:
This is deep. I wish you didn't hear any of that my friend. She made a mistake by dating an immature guy with roommates who kiss&tell a lot. I just want you to know something for certain, there is really no saint or innocent girls out there anymore, even virgins do mouthactions a lot these days, there is no girl with an ex that haven't done all those you stated, thanks to porn!. Don't judge her or leave her because of that, many ppl are curious and want try sexual things. I'm sure any other girl u meet would have done the same or worse. Tbh In my years of dating, I have always done nasty sexual things with my exes, including my current gfs, we live in the world. Just pretend like u didn't hear all that and enjoy your girl. If u can't get over it, break up with her on time to avoid future damage, but I assure u that 95% or more of them do these things except they are lying or pretending.

Thank you for that matured Candid advice you just gave him. everyone has a past. the fact you know nothing about someone's past doesn't mean they are saints. even if he leaves the girl for another one, that other one will still have her flirty little secrets. na just to dey manage dem

sircrabo:
Thank you for that matured Candid advice you just gave him. everyone has a past. the fact you know nothing about someone's past doesn't mean they are saints. even if he leaves the girl for another one, that other one will still have her flirty little secrets. na just to dey manage dem

You're welcome bruh. Exactly!

...

Casalinda:
The thought of it is making me laugh out loud.....

Here is it was walking back from lecture all by myself to be honest I was really stressed and hungry I had set out early that day as I had 6am class, you know how difficult those days as a 200level law student. Was walking back through my department I had this feeling that I was alone and no one was coming at my back so decided to fart hehehehe it was loud that when I turned to look if it was only me, behold this three guys were behind me... heaven came down on me that day hehehehe

Did I mention they were cute ooh lord i was so ashamed of my self and destiny

hahaha. happy birthday Nne

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

boss tell me the story.. I wan learn

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Emaax77:
So mine was really embarrassing.. If you school in the South, you'll relate. I went for Night class.. we call it (TDB). To read all night. I was sitting in front of the class and i decided to take a quick nap, then wake up later to read. As i fell asleep, i Had a terrible dream of being pursued. I got up from the dream and started running, Na so everybody for hall follow me dey run oo... When i came to my senses, shame no let me go back the hall. Everyone else had ran to other halls. It was the following morning i went back for my books... The fear of night class.. LoL

Bro na NDU u attend?

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webizone:
You sir, must have been way older than your coursemates.

Lol true though!.

Emaax77:
So mine was really embarrassing.. If you school in the South, you'll relate. I went for Night class.. we call it (TDB). To read all night. I was sitting in front of the class and i decided to take a quick nap, then wake up later to read. As i fell asleep, i Had a terrible dream of being pursued. I got up from the dream and started running, Na so everybody for hall follow me dey run oo... When i came to my senses, shame no let me go back the hall. Everyone else had ran to other halls. It was the following morning i went back for my books... The fear of night class.. LoL

you must have attended University of Ibadan

Budline1:
You're welcome bruh. Exactly!

bro, if u really love d girl, u can still stick to her...believe me no one is ever perfect in dis world we are in including u & i.

if I should tell u what my wife have done eeenh when she was still at school then but who am I to judge her simply because she open up and tell me d truth.

And i have done what is more than that but I can't open my mouth to tell her as a man...so what am I staying, just forgive and forget since she did not deny it. Remember, what d harlot did to Jesus in d bible.... Forgiveness really heals, just believe it

femijay8271:
bro, if u really love d girl, u can still stick to her...believe me no one is ever perfect in dis world we are in including u & i.

if I should tell u what my wife have done eeenh when she was still at school then but who am I to judge her simply because she open up and tell me d truth.

And i have done what is more than that but I can't open my mouth to tell her as a man...so what am I staying, just forgive and forget since she did not deny it. Remember, what d harlot did to Jesus in d bible.... Forgiveness really heals, just believe it

Yes you are absolutely right and thank God you have a good relationship with your wife today. Billyanger needs the advice tho..

Budline1:
Yes you are absolutely right and thank God you have a good relationship with your wife today. Billyanger needs the advice tho..

thanks brother

Billyanger:
Bross honestly every time i think and picture the whole story in my head, its like a heavy blow to my chest, my hands and feet turns cold, na girl wey say I done dey enjoy her company already and i am already getting find fond of her, she has good vibes and mad work ethics ( academics and bussiness wise). Anytime I try to get angry with her she begs me with tears and sincerity in her eyes, pity apart i think i like this girl and i really wan retain her but i wish she had just denied that news that I heard tho na sense i take ask her before she tell me the truth. I'm still trying hard to get over the horror stories and i am even trying harder to erase the affection i have had for her but it's just hard. I done spoil her with anything a student girl can want in a relationship, because I like my babe classy n Behind, i wish I have not done all that before I hear this gist....i have resolved in me that if i see a better girl, i will simply shift my attention, i don't want hi-bp.

Bro, even if she's had a party, Abortion etc,
All that trully matters is that you guys love yourselves. Such babe is like fluid...they practical blend into the container they r poured into......you have the chance to make the best and sweetest wife you can get.....dont blow this away because of a past ok..... abegggggg... please......


In no distant time, you guys wud be out of campus and away from the amerbors etc

Thanks Bro, appreciate your advice and concern. Bless up!

stanvesco:
Bro, even if she's had a party, Abortion etc,
All that trully matters is that you guys love yourselves. Such babe is like fluid...they practical blend into the container they r poured into......you have the chance to make the best and sweetest wife you can get.....dont blow this away because of a past ok..... abegggggg... please......


In no distant time, you guys wud be out of campus and away from the amerbors etc

lilwetdick:
I know say the embarrasing moment must be ontop woman matter.

lolz!

EmptyCoconutHead:
my most embarrassing moments on campus happened this afternoon in one of the varsities in the Mid-West.
So today was final year cultural day where all final year brethren were to represent their culture and tribe by wearing their cultural attire, so while walking with my colleague we came across this gorgeous girl with an Efik (Calabar) attire and my colleague cajoled me to walk up to her and communicate with her since she's from my tribe as I'm a Calabar guy, so I obliged and walked up to her and initiated the following convo with her

Me : Ediye Etie didie (Beauty how are u)

Calabar babe : idiokke eyeneka mmi (I'm fine my brother)

as I was about to press further to Interact with her so I could get her digits, all of a sudden a guy (cultist) from no where with reddish eye balls due to excess intoxication from Indian hemp walked up to me and gave me a resounding slap for daring to "chyke her girlfriend"
mehn I became the cynosure of all eyes as my course mates and passersby gathered to see how the guy dragged me down to an open place and started raining me blows (he was high on weed though) and used my cheeks to engage on slapping practice.
I was tired, weak and hungry after having a series of classes and since I realized I couldn't withstand this muscular guy, i tried to explain to him that the girl was my tribe girl but the guy couldn't listen and started raining me heavy blows till my eye got swollen and when my colleague came to my aid he was blocked by another fellow cultist and they shew him a sheathed dagger.
so this guy kicked me and pushed me into the mud till the white shirt I wore became dirty And behold my long time crushed passed around there and saw as I was being dealt with by just one guy,
oh gosh I was so ashamed of myself and I went back home with such a huge catastrophic disgrace meanwhile the calabar babe wasn't even concerned with what was going on.
later this evening my crush called and asked what happened and later mocked me for allowing a single guy to beat me up effortlessly.
brother I'm typing now from the chemist with swollen eyes.
today has really been a bad day for me.
cc PrimadonnaO

Na this kind experience dey make people join cultism. Abeg no let situation push u join.
Any girl that has connection with cultists, just ignore them.

tunary:
lol

you quoted that whole post just to type “lol”
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