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FAT17:
The day a pastor was doing deliverance on me he was hitting my head so hard that my eyes began to turn around and I was feeling dizzy so I finally fell after falling down so I decided to stand up unknowing to me that my skit have torn to my waist immediately I stood up all my skit just fall down it remains only my pant on me and I have tattoo on my laps my mum was just looking at me like omoburuku I was so ashamed dat day ooooooooo

tck2000:
Mood11's story is somehow related with mine.When i was 11 years old,we went to church on Sunday.During worship,the ministers were praying for people and they were shaking and turning around like they are under the Anioting and they fell down,lay on the floor for sometime,then they got up.When it got to the girl at my side,she shook and spin around then fell down lying still and the minister came to pray for me.I spinned around and fell down.I was waiting for the girl to get up so that i could get up alongside her but i never knew when she got up and i was still lying there in discomfort.I fell asleep there and the prayer was over and i was still sleeping on the floor.So my mum noticed i was lying on the floor and she danced to where i was sleeping and stylishly kicked my leg.I woke up embarrassed.Anytime i remember that day,i become Ashamed instantly without telling anyone about it.

OlawaleBammie:
Ahahahahahahahaha

i swear my belle don dey turn me.

but wait, am sure u lack d spirit of forgiveness, if not u should b able to forgive the poor trouser

FAT17:
The day a pastor was doing deliverance on me he was hitting my head so hard that my eyes began to turn around and I was feeling dizzy so I finally fell after falling down so I decided to stand up unknowing to me that my skit have torn to my waist immediately I stood up all my skit just fall down it remains only my pant on me and I have tattoo on my laps my mum was just looking at me like omoburuku I was so ashamed dat day ooooooooo

Juliearth:
My sister, it wasn't well then o. Some people thought I fell under the anointing, pastor come dey ginger on top my matter.

OlawaleBammie:
Rare?? do u tink soo?? i tink many people are like dat.

kurlz:
Not many. Yes there are but, not many.

Jaybeth:
I was invited by a bigger bro to play the keyboard in a RCCG church.The bro didn't tell me the kind of keyboard I would meet there.The church keyboardist wasn't around so I was recommended to play there.I got there feeling fly and ready to dazzle on the keys.But how wrong I was.I got to the keyboard stand in the choir department and I just told myself the devil has finally succeeded in making a mockery of me.The keyboard was a Yamaha mortif.I had never played such before.When singing got to a key i couldn't play on,that's was when I knew I was in real problem. At a point, I started playing off key.The pastor had to tell me to step out of the stand during service. I felt like entering the ground and coming out at the next bus stop to my house. Throughout that day and week,my life wasn't normal.

KcVictor:
Why didn’t you explain the Church that you can’t play that kind of keyboard? At least they would have understood

udoekere:
My most embarrassing moment in church was when i wore a newly bought package shirt to church just to impress ma crush who was just a new member in the church.

That day i went to church very early just to sit at the front seat where i will be seen by everybody.
And the church was over crowded since we were having a convention,so i was walking to and fro,and also will be the first to stand up to dance when a song is been played by the praise team.
Little did i know that i had a stained on ma shirt due to the dirtiness of the iron i used to iron ma cloth in the evening.

I didn't know,i was just busy dancing and glancing at ma crush not until one guy like that walked up to me and whisper in ma ear " Bro's you get stain for the back of your shirt " so i had to go outside and confirm and lo and behold the back of ma shirt was messed up with a very big dirt...i was embarrass and left church not to change up but never to return no more.

ChieduJoshua081:
mehn nobody bring the idea we just go there go Bleep up. And the guy wey dy my front, I just dy look em face as e dy chew mouth I almost burst laugh for front of church.

sharpwriter:
I'm a brother, not sister.....

For pastor mind now, he get anointing... Fake ginger

OlawaleBammie:
Their palava, sometin wey no dey sweet, how person go dey smoke still dey drink something wey taste like urine join?? to me dat is dementia.

kurlz:
Exactly my thoughts. That's a good one.

OlawaleBammie:
Ur tot?? Dat means we re both rare

And also Dat means u m... h... at L....

hmmmmmm

anyways, lemme just say... peace

kurlz:
Please what's m.... H.... L.....
Don't do this to me na. Don't tell me I started it

OlawaleBammie:
Ahahaha, I don't know why I feel fulfilled but I think it's cuz I gave u a taste out of ur own medicine and now u dey feel am for body..


Anyways, I tot we were doing fill in the gap Dat is why I decided to set mine. after all u set urs and I failed it

And now Dat u could not handle my own version are u saying I should provide the options??

kurlz:
Please na

OlawaleBammie:
U don't need to know it joo.

But if u insist maybe u should try to bribe me den.

kurlz:
Ok. What's my price?

OlawaleBammie:
His!!! Disclosing Dat on this public forum?? I don't think I hav mind to do Dat here o.

kurlz:
Ok . But if u pm me I can't access my mail.

OlawaleBammie:
Why?? Av got another question for Dat as well, but before den..

any alternative to ur claim??

FAT17:
The day a pastor was doing deliverance on me he was hitting my head so hard that my eyes began to turn around and I was feeling dizzy so I finally fell after falling down so I decided to stand up unknowing to me that my skit have torn to my waist immediately I stood up all my skit just fall down it remains only my pant on me and I have tattoo on my laps my mum was just looking at me like omoburuku I was so ashamed dat day ooooooooo

amendara1:
It was 27th of May 2018, I was the Sunday school teacher coordinator, so one woman I was teaching and telling lies to the students, i just look at it that she's not saying the right thing i now said no wonder you're serious. The next thing she did was to report me to pastor and low and behold she call her husband who was not in the church to come and deal with me, after the service the husband came and greeted me, before i respond the man had slapped me twice and the wife join hand to beat me i was just looking, to make the matter worse my Pastor said am guilty that I am suspended all because she used to give him money and buying gifts for him. I have never been that embarrassed in my life like that they. Anyway I hand them over to God for all they have done. I can't forget that day.

chigoizie7:
When I was going to church, I give offering once, and that’s the weekly offering. If the rev like, let them scream with microphones to my ears, I won’t stand up from my seat

Tellemall:
Funny. Did you return to sing again?

Larryfest:
Going to church this days appears to be a waste of time...