chigoizie7:


When I was going to church, I give offering once, and that’s the weekly offering. If the rev like, let them scream with microphones to my ears, I won’t stand up from my seat

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

OlawaleBammie:


U well soo, i swear u no well oo

A no even know how weed dey look oo


Lol

jaeyking:


that song we ose.
una for just pick the second verse its more on Yoruba.
the first verse is Bini
3rd verse urogbo

OlawaleBammie:
There is dis lady wey get big nyash in our church, we were in same gatherin wen i put my items on a chair, den d lady wanted to sit on it unknowingly but i inadvertently grabbed her nyash as i put my palm underneath her buttock as i was aiming to prevent her from sitting on my belongings, ishhh, and dis was in front of everybody..chiisos, i couldnt stand d shame i felt dat day i had to vacate d premises..


but make i no lie the tin dey suculent, ahaa kilodee, com b like a soaked foam.



Second one was wen i relocated to edo, i was in d church one sunday laidat wen d presiding pastor was just talking, talking and talking, all dis was hapening while we were standing on our feet oo, and i cant bear standing for soo long so i resorted to my seat in d middle of d talk, immediately he sighted me he just raised his voice from the pulpit dat who is dat puting on glasses sitting down ?

who are u ??

dey dont respect elders from wer u came from ??

wen elders are talking u dont sit down !!

Did u hav carry over in school ? (i was like wetin consan church/sunday service with C.O now ??)

i just tire once...

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

SyrusdeHansome:
When I use to worship at winners chapel we had a tarry night program one Friday. As Satan want ham my mom decided to cook beans dat same Friday. My dad was the pastor nd I was just in the congregation cos I didn't join the choir as I didn't go 4 rehearsals. I wasn't even allowed to play any instrument. The first girl I loved came back from her boarding school nd she was in the choir sit. As una sabi tarry night, I slept off only to wake up to hear myself mess one powerful mess. The whole section of the church fixed their eyes on Me including my crush. I was so ashamed that I had to climb up to go nd sleep. Throughout that week I had to dodge the girl because of shame.

sirjoe1124:
In my JS1 then I was fond of sleeping in the church, I was so known for that, that usher's no longer wake me. On a certain Friday, I couldn't tell who invited my crush for a night vigil in other to please her by not sleeping: I decided I wouldn't sit through out the prayer session. Then the worst happened, I fell while sleep standing and disrupted the night vigil. It's more than 10 years now, I haven't visited that church.

simpleseyi:


Seun is most probably a Muslim. The forum is his private forum. Go and create your own forum and create your own rules.

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

chigoizie7:


When I was going to church, I give offering once, and that’s the weekly offering. If the rev like, let them scream with microphones to my ears, I won’t stand up from my seat

Siki355:


na mosque u da go now

Depressed101:
Becacia means cut scatter in Igbo. And it implies that the bearer is gifted tremendously axx wise. Correct me if I'm wrong doh

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

amendara1:
It was 27th of May 2018, I was the Sunday school teacher coordinator, so one woman I was teaching and telling lies to the students, i just look at it that she's not saying the right thing i now said no wonder you're serious. The next thing she did was to report me to pastor and low and behold she call her husband who was not in the church to come and deal with me, after the service the husband came and greeted me, before i respond the man had slapped me twice and the wife join hand to beat me i was just looking, to make the matter worse my Pastor said am guilty that I am suspended all because she used to give him money and buying gifts for him. I have never been that embarrassed in my life like that they. Anyway I hand them over to God for all they have done. I can't forget that day.

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

BecaciaBarbie:

Wow wow! Where are you from? I’m shocked the name “Becacia” actually has a meaning because it’s a name formed out from different names “Bey,Cassie and Ciara” they were my favorite female musicians back when I was in High school which was the time the nick was formed.

Haha well I’m gifted and well blessed and not single too looool

77up:
hunhun he didn't wake up,na im ghost dey type for you

OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

Vanessa116:
mumu he died like that. It was his ghost that wrote the story

grandstar:


that was quite mean of the pastor.

He should be considerate. I'm a Jehovah's Witness and the only times we stand are during the opening and closing prayers. Even at that, the speaker on the platform says only those who can stand so it isn't compulsory. This prayers are hardly more than 5 minutes long

We also stand when singing our kingdom songs but only for those who can.

chelseamann:
kikiki..it looks like

Awesomeking:
So many christians complain that muslims have their own section and christians cant even comment in their section without agreeing to the muslim declaration.

I think the reason why seun did that is cuz christians are always going to islamic posts to insult Allah and prophet muhammad.

As you can see on this post,there is no muslim insulting jesus or christianity

I have been studying both xtian and muslim posts for a while and i realised that muslims dont comment insults on xtian posts

But xtians still insult everything that has to do with islam even though seun tried to make it harder for them to do so

If i am wrong please correct me