calabardick:
One drunk punk (with a bottle of Sprite mixed with some substance) took me from one estate off admiralty (NITEL) to abijo back to estate, at the end of the trip after delaying me with some oloshos he came and drop 1k, asked me to call him later for the balance. The bastard claimed he's davido's boy. Police (FSARS) even block us at jakande because of how he was doing with the oloshos inside the car.

When I told him I will not call him that he'll pay in his next trip, the guy come para, get liver come push me as I was peeing for gutter, tell me say if I no commot for area him dog go eat my carcass. After peeing about to enter my car he held my shirt and asked me to repeat what I said and I told him that Uber will pay me for the trip, while he refund Uber when paying for his next trip.

the bastard slap my back, I ask both Angel and demon for strength, as he was holding my shirt pushing me, with all my strength I gave him uppercut, the guy sumersulted and enter the gutter, the oloshos shouted in an unknown language, I zoom off, report to uber and they pay me with interest.

The most annoying thing is that he wasn't the one that booked the trip, the person that booked the trip switched off his phone when I tried reaching him.

This work needs some kinda madness!

ndubuis:
What a story. Can you please share the name of the street you picked up this bustard so that one can be on the lookout. You did the right thing. Hoping that uppercut Of yours took out one of his teeth. I'm always ready, any tout, not in uniform that tries to enter my car or any rider that dares a physical confrontation is simply putting his LIFE on the line. It's called self defense. Good job bruh.

MrDraey:
Thanks a lot for your feedback, I appreciate.

can I get a Clean EOD 2004 for less than or at 1M? (tokunbo)

calabardick:


Hahahahahaha
One almost slap me last night, thank God it was a card trip. Before she say JACK, I've already ended the trip.
She asked me to wait for her maid to join me and dump some trash at the estate gate.

Karashikas, God pass them.

kola42:

Pls can't cases like this be reported to Uber (e.g dumping trash)

Freshprince91:



My Oga, i did 13 trips yesterday though they were short trips and grossed 10k, i was pissed off because my darling Taxify usually gives me long trips, with just 4 or 5 trips, i would have made that amount.
So today i have done another 7 trips, fares better than yesterday, that's 20 trips already.
Will i get a notification about the reduced commission (3 %) or Sundays don't count for a new week trip count? or should i write them to ask how its done?

olaboyeh:
good afternoon guys.. pls on a budget of 800k to 1m or even less, thinking of venturing into this hustle. pls which car can you recommend, especially Nigerian used or something. for this business o

nitigriti:


I will call the Police. Whatever they will do, let them do.

Gentlelife50:

It was last weekend Sir, how work?

Perkins1:


No bother bro... Whenever Gazzuzz don't support a thing.. Always watch the space for his asslikers to follow suit. Or you think he just read the Bobo just this morning? Nope he didn't. He had to wait for the validation of his Boss before he could take a stand.

Meanwhile expect him to start mentioning others to come see and throw shades like they're known for.

thebigkendo:


Some of us are not here(this thread) all day sir
So pertaining to you question: I just saw the bobo this morning and i am seeing your post just now..
If you choose to believe me or not.. Na your wahala, not mine

Peace!!!!

deedee44:

Easier said

tunlapapa:

Bro don't be deceived by gross that taxify displays, always check your net to determine your hustle so far.
That by the way. You can Imagine being on 3% by Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday latest and you have the rest of the week to make more for yourself. But the taxify will keep you on 20% all through, deceiving you that you can make more through bonuses that are not certain.
Bro abeg use Uber for two weeks and see the difference.
Make I go they enjoy my 3% dey go

xana101:
Hi Joe, your uninspected vehicle BDG53FJ will be declined at 6 pm today, which means you will not be able to go online until your car is reinspected. Kindly visit the nearest inspection center to reinspect your car.
Use the link to find the closest inspection center to you http:///Car-InspectionCenters
Taxify just sent this to me. Did anyone get this too

Cooladex:
My day in a nutshell.

I picked this guy and his white gf at Eko hotel yesterday to Mushin. (I almost even cancelled the request because of state of Mushin road at the moment)
Nice guy, we interacted and gisted all the way, trip was 2,900, guy gave me 5k and said I should come pick them at Eko hotel by 6:30am this mrng to the Int'l airport.
Picked them at 6:20 and dropped them off at the airport, guy gave me 6k.
I headed to local and got a trip around 8am to awoyaya. 6,300.
Immediately I saw a trip from awoyaya back to Int'l airport. 5800.

I decided to go see my mechanic around fatai atere way, and then head home, na so Mushin LG boys double crossed me with towing van while waiting for the mechanic
We started doing james bond driving as i was ready to risk it all, I almost broke there legs sef. Na so the guy shout. "mad man mad man"

I just thank God sha if not all the money wey I make for go.
I'm home now chilling and waiting for madam.

Cooladex:
My day in a nutshell.

I picked this guy and his white gf at Eko hotel yesterday to Mushin. (I almost even cancelled the request because of state of Mushin road at the moment)
Nice guy, we interacted and gisted all the way, trip was 2,900, guy gave me 5k and said I should come pick them at Eko hotel by 6:30am this mrng to the Int'l airport.
Picked them at 6:20 and dropped them off at the airport, guy gave me 6k.
I headed to local and got a trip around 8am to awoyaya. 6,300.
Immediately I saw a trip from awoyaya back to Int'l airport. 5800.

I decided to go see my mechanic around fatai atere way, and then head home, na so Mushin LG boys double crossed me with towing van while waiting for the mechanic
We started doing james bond driving as i was ready to risk it all, I almost broke there legs sef. Na so the guy shout. "mad man mad man"

I just thank God sha if not all the money wey I make for go.
I'm home now chilling and waiting for madam.

calabardick:


They should better read and learn, in as much as I don't trouble you, you've no right to trouble me, if you try it na 3MB I'll end your trip, treat your fvckup and kick you out of my car. Uber have authorise us to abort any idiotic trip.

I see one lowlife punk downgrading drivers because he feels he's working with a heavenly downstream or whatever.
I personally work with an upstream - E & P (Automation Engineer, studied and certified in Brazil ), works offshore (2 weeks in/out). I resigned from a reputable military service to further my studies. Instead of staying idle I decide to romance uber, it's fun and stressful out there, it resets my brain as well.

Driving with uber have expose me to both angels and demons, it really shaped my life in so many ways, I've learned a lot.

Drivers deserves to be respected, it's not easy.

On Friday I picked one nasty lady that was insulting and commanding me to drive like James Bond, I ignored her and she tapped my shoulder from behind and said "mr. Man I'm talking to you", I didn't say anything and she began ranting, I ignored her. According to airtel THAT THING DEY PAIN.

When we get to Blenco she mannerlessly asked me to stop for her to shop, and I did.
She get inside, I followed her, we shopped at the end of the shopping I purposely stood behind her, my items were 10x more than what she picked and she asked me who I am, I humbly showed her my IDs when we entered the car, that's when sudden humility overshadowed her she now switched to the front seat, I ended the trip there, gave her a free ride to gulf at lakowe, without collecting a kobo from her for the entire ride.
When she asked me why I offer her a free ride, I told her UBER DRIVERS AREN'T POOR.

She called around 11pm, I didn't pick her call, she dropped a message [just checking on you]

For their information, I use iPad for uber, fuuuck CEOs

Epphy:


Your day was perfect until some mad men wanted to reap where they didn't sow.

Glad you got out of their nest.

Cooladex:


Lol. Just like one girl I picked at Skye bank ilupeju, very nasty and uncouth lady. She told me I'll never make it in life.
I told her i spent 8 years working with Skye bank and I make her salary 65k in just a week and this is my car.
She just weak!

xana101:
Hi Joe, your uninspected vehicle BDG53FJ will be declined at 6 pm today, which means you will not be able to go online until your car is reinspected. Kindly visit the nearest inspection center to reinspect your car.
Use the link to find the closest inspection center to you http:///Car-InspectionCenters
Taxify just sent this to me. Did anyone get this too

xana101:
Hi Joe, your uninspected vehicle BDG53FJ will be declined at 6 pm today, which means you will not be able to go online until your car is reinspected. Kindly visit the nearest inspection center to reinspect your car.
Use the link to find the closest inspection center to you http:///Car-InspectionCenters
Taxify just sent this to me. Did anyone get this too

xana101:
Hi Joe, your uninspected vehicle BDG53FJ will be declined at 6 pm today, which means you will not be able to go online until your car is reinspected. Kindly visit the nearest inspection center to reinspect your car.
Use the link to find the closest inspection center to you http:///Car-InspectionCenters
Taxify just sent this to me. Did anyone get this too

Luxurydriverng:
The kin mosquito that bite me the last time I slept inside car for lekki, I give my self brain buy car mosquito net incase the need to sleep street come up again (which can be inevitable sometimes)

Like if you have had similar experience, share if you have never slept on the street in the course of this hustle

Jaidooo:

No mind them.

Cooladex:

Lol. I have never and would never try it

Epphy:
Hello House,

Please does anyone know the registration process of Bolt in Ibadan? A friend wants to join the hustle. Is it similar to Lagos?

Also, what is the hustle like in Ib now?

Cooladex:
My day in a nutshell.

I picked this guy and his white gf at Eko hotel yesterday to Mushin. (I almost even cancelled the request because of state of Mushin road at the moment)
Nice guy, we interacted and gisted all the way, trip was 2,900, guy gave me 5k and said I should come pick them at Eko hotel by 6:30am this mrng to the Int'l airport.
Picked them at 6:20 and dropped them off at the airport, guy gave me 6k.
I headed to local and got a trip around 8am to awoyaya. 6,300.
Immediately I saw a trip from awoyaya back to Int'l airport. 5800.

I decided to go see my mechanic around fatai atere way, and then head home, na so Mushin LG boys double crossed me with towing van while waiting for the mechanic
We started doing james bond driving as i was ready to risk it all, I almost broke there legs sef. Na so the guy shout. "mad man mad man"

I just thank God sha if not all the money wey I make for go.
I'm home now chilling and waiting for madam.