₦airaland Forum

MrCork:


Ladies ' today is your lucky day be cos i shall be teaching u how to kiss u..this improves your shances of finding man on nairaland (((THANK ME LATER))

STEP. 1
be patience. The rule book is that we don't like u pressuring us

STEP 2.
BE NICE. This mean when we demand for extra
.e.g... necking.. u must give us (true story)

STEP 3
ladies ' it's very important u close your eyes when we kissing u. U don't open your eyes like lion!

STEP 4
Ask us nicely....for kiss

STEP 5
Ladies ' u must always go for cute guys. We usually around 5' 2 feet...this means u can kiss us as long as u want! (Another true story)

STEP 6
Although am from London....always make sure the guy is from London...definately Not nigeria(No ofeeense)

HOPE THIS HELPS!!

RedCreme21:
you must be short? turn off.

RedCreme21:
you and ilamina fit for each other.

MrCork:
..sweery u suppose to be hear to learn how to kiss...not nag.. goat!(No ofeeense)

RedCreme21:
lol. Mr londonaire.

You cant spell offense properly, so none taken
You are very rude. Isnt ilami a person? Lightskinned lady even. Smh

destinyy23:
Corky..these are off points ((very true story))

MrCork:

^^^ atitude...this is exactly why no man wanna kiss u...me included!! ((Really really shaking my head))

destinyy23:
Corky..these are off points ((very true story))

...sweery ...u open your eyes wide like lion when kissing a guy & then u wonder y they delete your number wit imediate effect .
...why won't the thread be of point!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:

...sweery ...u open your eyes wide like lion when kissing a guy & then u wonder y they delete your number wit imediate effect .
...why won't the thread be of point!! (No ofeense)

MrCork:
..but just Becoz u are half cast..technically..this means u can kiss!!(well done)

RedCreme21:
you must be short? turn off.

Powersurge:
handsome dwarf

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
one question, what is "necking"?

MrCork:

Well, necking is when a kisses a lady n slowly squeeze her bottom like gentleman and then give her French kiss twice .....this is my speciality as a playA!!

MrCork:

Well, necking is when a kisses a lady n slowly squeeze her bottom like gentleman and then give her French kiss twice .....this is my speciality as a playA!!

Guest007:

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
wow mrcork see this sweet, lightskin, halfcast looking Londoner with long curly hair and strawberry lips... and guess wot?? she doesn't look Nigerian!

Guest007:
You nutter... I'm not Nigerian

Guest007:
You nutter... I'm not Nigerian

Boringdraw1:
hello, I'm Boringdraw a gambler, I have being searching for a whole year to meet a non-Nigerian and here you are; my search is finally over. Can I get to know you more?