₦airaland Forum

Legendary Mr Cork on the beat again.

Kingsteve:
Ok then, if you all say so. But, I dont really find him funny though.

Oh well, that's a pity. Thank God some of us do, lol.

MrCork:

NOW WE NO!

1. They are lightskin..this means they look like half cast or white women with natural curve & more beautiful (fact)

2. They don't cheat.. lightskin women are calm..they never cheat

3. They never wear weave. Lightskin females have natural long hair like half cast chicks or white women. (Real talk)

4. They always spek good English & never pigeo
English (true story)

5. They usually go for cute guys around 5"1, from London, who drives BMW, loves women, romantic & make them happier..guys like the Mr CORK! ( Real talk)

These are superstitions

Lightangel65:
These are superstitions

erm brother..the day u have moiney and date yor first ever lightskin female..(not the imaginary ones oooo)...truss me...this thread will make more sence(No oofeense)

MrCork:
erm brother..the day u have moiney and date yor first ever lightskin female..(not the imaginary ones oooo)...truss me...this thread will make more sence(No oofeense)

Sorry I don't date or do those kind of stuff.
I am happy alone. But you can't judge a book by its cover

Dis guy too dry.

Lightangel65:
Sorry I don't date or do those kind of stuff.
I am happy alone. But you can't judge a book by its cover

...argh.. ok so u happy being lonely..correct?..bro do u realize lack of woman & too much wannnkin lead to depression & oppression...and eventually u turn to gay
..please bro..find a woman oo. Lightskin or dakskin. (No oofeense)

MrCork:
...argh.. ok so u happy being lonely..correct?..bro do u realize lack of woman & too much wannnkin lead to depression & oppression...and eventually u turn to gay
..please bro..find a woman oo. Lightskin or dakskin. (No oofeense)

Lol, those are some extreme predictions.
But sorry I can't change my lifestyle I prefer gaming 247

Kingsteve:
...and why do you think he speaks better English than both of us combined?
The London factor?


Also, why do you think he's highly intelligent?
There are things in life that can't be hidden for long.
Wealth and intelligence easily comes to mind.
So, I beg to differ with your assertions.

Alright. We have different opinion but notice i said 'probably' and 'believe'.
Read his post again , thats how he usually post all the time. Do you see any seriousness in these posts?
Abi how can a grown man be that petty and frivolous. He is just using nairaland to catch fun. I cant explain it but i think he is actually intelligent.
And i dont know what london factor is.
Not necessarily that he speaks better than us but as good as an educated nigerian.

MrCork:
^^^^dyammm i love this lady..I bet on my £30'000 (cash) range rover that she's lightskin.. definitely wifey matterial!!((REAL TALK))

I am dark skin. So where is my £30,000? I dont need the rickety range rover.

sedutrice:
I am dark skin. So where is my £30,000? I dont need the rickety range rover.

nah darling..U definitely lightskin..U r nice

Pubichairs:
Dark or chocolate skin turns me on..especially the slim ones...


Fuçk fairness

I used to like only fair ladies too....but I met this very beautiful black nuban queen and since then my perception changed!