NOW WE NO!

1. They are lightskin..this means they look like half cast or white women with natural curve & more beautiful (fact)

2. They don't cheat.. lightskin women are calm..they never cheat

3. They never wear weave. Lightskin females have natural long hair like half cast chicks or white women. (Real talk)

4. They always spek good English & never pigeo
English (true story)

5. They usually go for cute guys around 5"1, from London, who drives BMW, loves women, romantic & make them happier..guys like the Mr CORK! ( Real talk)

...and for the record, I like dakskin women. my school mother is dakskin

MrCork:

NOW WE NO!

1. They are lightskin..this means they look like half cast or white women with natural curve & more beautiful (fact)

2. They don't cheat.. lightskin women are calm..they never cheat

3. They never wear weave. Lightskin females have natural long hair like half cast chicks or white women. (Real talk)

4. They always spek good English & never pigeo
English (true story)

5. They usually go for cute guys around 5"1, from London, who drives BMW, loves women, romantic & make them happier..guys like the Mr CORK! ( Real talk)

Another stupidity harvest, Pls fill up your baskets.

MrCork:
...and for the record, I like dakskin women. my school mother is dakskin

werey .. What of albino? They are also light skin... You go like those ones too nao cos everywhere light even the center of gravity sef light..

This man is still doing this stuff..... Since i was here with my last moniker on nl.....lol. I hale ooo ...... Mr Cork.

konkonbilo:
werey .. What of albino? They are also light skin... You go like those ones too nao cos everywhere light even the center of gravity sef light..

albino women are lightskin..son...U need glasses?(No oofeense)

No disrespect to you OP, but did you go to school?
Your writing sucks!
And to think you live in London...

Jokes apart, you seriously need to improve on your writing.
It reeks of illiteracy.
No vex oo, just my observations.

Olosho, werey.

Dark or chocolate skin turns me on..especially the slim ones...


Fuçk fairness

Pubichairs:
Dark or chocolate skin turns me on..especially the slim ones...


Fuçk fairness

Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare....Where dark complexions are massed, they make the whites look bleached-out, unwholesome, and sometimes frankly ghastly. I could notice this as a boy, down South in the slavery days before the war. The splendid black satin skin of the South African Zulus of Durban seemed to me to come very close to perfection....

The white man's complexion makes no concealments. It can't. It seemed to have been designed as a catch-all for everything that can damage it. Ladies have to paint it, and powder it, and cosmetic it, and diet it with arsenic, and enamel it, and be always enticing it, and persuading it, and pestering it, and fussing at it, to make it beautiful; and they do not succeed. But these efforts show what they think of the natural complexion, as distributed. As distributed it needs these helps. The complexion which they try to counterfeit is one which nature restricts to the few--to the very few. To ninety-nine persons she gives a bad complexion, to the hundredth a good one. The hundredth can keep it--how long? Ten years, perhaps.

The advantage is with the Zulu, I think. He starts with a beautiful complexion, and it will last him through. And as for the Indian brown--firm, smooth, blemishless, pleasant, and restful to the eye, afraid of no color, harmonizing with all colors and adding a grace to them all--I think there is no sort of chance for the average white complexion against that rich and perfect tint

--Mark Twain

You know, if I had to guess, I'd say the preference in some cultures for tall, dark, handsome male and fair maidens has to do with the biological perception of light skin as weakness, frailty, and less power. Dominant-submissive sexual dynamic. But that's just a wild theory.

purples25:
This man is still doing this stuff..... Since i was here with my last moniker on nl.....lol. I hale ooo ...... Mr Cork.

The guy is a legend He should be close to 40 or slightly over.

Lovely eyes

Pubichairs:
Dark or chocolate skin turns me on..especially the slim ones...


Fuçk fairness

My sentiments

AfroKnight:

The guy is a legend He should be close to 40 or slightly over.
Lovely eyes

Thanks.....he is a natural comedian.

purples25:


Thanks.....he is a natural comedian.

Nairaland’s number 1 playa. He got moiney and used to drive a Range Rover “spot”

Effortlessly humorous.

AfroKnight:


Nairaland’s number 1 playa. He got moiney and used to drive a Range Rover “spot”

Effortlessly humorous.

I just laugh anytime people get annoyed, cant believe they don't know he's deliberately playing and making grammatical errors.

not all men because I prefer dark skin women

purples25:


I just laugh anytime people get annoyed, cant believe they don't know he's deliberately playing and making grammatical errors.

As in they keep getting worked up for nothing

MrCork:

NOW WE NO!

1. They are lightskin..this means they look like half cast or white women with natural curve & more beautiful (fact)

2. They don't cheat.. lightskin women are calm..they never cheat

3. They never wear weave. Lightskin females have natural long hair like half cast chicks or white women. (Real talk)

4. They always spek good English & never pigeo
English (true story)

5. They usually go for cute guys around 5"1, from London, who drives BMW, loves women, romantic & make them happier..guys like the Mr CORK! ( Real talk)

what kind of nonsense is this early morning Biko?

Kingsteve:
No disrespect to you OP, but did you go to school?
Your writing sucks!
And to think you live in London...

Jokes apart, you seriously need to improve on your writing.
It reeks of illiteracy.
No vex oo, just my observations.

Forget. He is just trolling. He probably speaks a better english than both of us combined. I believe he is highly intelligent sef. Not all intelligent people come of as conceited and show offs

Powersurge:


what kind of nonsense is this early morning Biko?

...bro..it's not a crime of u cannot afford to date lightskin females.....juss work harder like all yor coleagues & u will have extra moiney in yor pocket(No oofeense)

your threads are getting boring!

JESUSBOIY:
your threads are getting boring!

...sir it's for men who like women..e.g. Mr cork...not for men who chase men ..e.g. JesusMan!(No ofeense)

sedutrice:


Forget. He is just trolling. He probably speaks a better english than both of us combined. I believe he is highly intelligent sef. Not all intelligent people come of as conceited and show offs

^^^^dyammm i love this lady..I bet on my £30'000 (cash) range rover that she's lightskin.. definitely wifey matterial!!((REAL TALK))

sedutrice:


Forget. He is just trolling. He probably speaks a better english than both of us combined. I believe he is highly intelligent sef. Not all intelligent people come of as conceited and show offs

...and why do you think he speaks better English than both of us combined?
The London factor?


Also, why do you think he's highly intelligent?
There are things in life that can't be hidden for long.
Wealth and intelligence easily comes to mind.
So, I beg to differ with your assertions.

Kingsteve:


...and why do you think he speaks better English than both of us combined?
The London factor?


Also, why do you think he's highly intelligent?
There are things in life that can't be hidden for long.
Wealth and intelligence easily comes to mind.
So, I beg to differ with your assertions.

This is how he jokes, but if you've known him for a long time, you'll understand that it's just his deliberate style to type like that.

purples25:


This is how he jokes, but if you've known him for a long time, you'll understand that it's just his deliberate style to type like that.

What if he uses the jokes to cover up for his lack of writing skills?
I mean...
He ought to have atleast written one good thread in plain English without typing gibberish.

I dunno, maybe I'm over-analysing.

MrCork:



...sir it's for men who like women..e.g. Mr cork...not for men who chase men ..e.g. JesusMan!(No ofeense)

still boring, I winder how long you want to keep trolling.... Get use ful

Kingsteve:

What if he uses the jokes to cover up for his lack of writing skills?
I mean...
He ought to have at least written one good thread in plain English without typing gibberish.

I dunno, maybe I'm over-analyzing.

Not that you're over analyzing, don't worry over time you'll understand. That's just his way. Sometimes he surprises us by posting normally but that's once in a Blue Moon. Never ever revealed his identity also. There are others like him but not as funny and then they revert back to normal English.

purples25:


Not that you're over analyzing, don't worry over time you'll understand. That's just his way. Sometimes he surprises us by posting normally but that's once in a Blue Moon. Never ever revealed his identity also. There are others like him but not as funny and then they revert back to normal English.

Ok then, if you all say so.
But, I dont really find him funny though.

JESUSBOIY:
still boring, I winder how long you want to keep trolling.... Get use ful

troll?.. troll who?..did i troll u?..bro, this is npt the right thread to find mans..i beg. Kindly go away sir! (No ofeense)