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What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Donald95(m): 7:49am On Dec 08, 2019
Although i find it difficult to believe, but that doesn't mean it is False.

1st weird Testimony : The woman said, Praise the lord... After much talks, she said that one day, she went to see a flat she was planning to pack into, then on reaching, as she was exploring the room, the men locked the doors and windows,tired her and kidnap her. As they were searching her bag for useful item, Shiloh sticker she just bought fell off her bag. Fire started coming out from it and was prophesying and declaring then the kidnappers ran Helter Skelter, They released her and told her that her God is strong.

2nd Weird Testimony : The man said He was attacked by Armed robbers and shot several times on his Chest, But because he was wearing Chosen green Apron, The bullet could not penetrate his skin.
e.t.c


What other weird Testimony have you heard?

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kenneygirl(f): 8:32am On Dec 08, 2019
None. I'm still hoping to share my own good testimony before the year runs out

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Donald95(m): 8:54am On Dec 08, 2019
Kenneygirl:
None. I'm still hoping to share my own good testimony before the year runs out

Amen. me too

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by cRobo: 9:08am On Dec 08, 2019
That's why they are called miracle/testimony

They aren't ordinary if they were,they won't be a testimony

I just wish and pray you don't find yourself in a difficult position that you find it difficult to do basic stuff like walking or picking objects up

Then you will understand the privilege of life you enjoy

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Brandstudio01: 9:08am On Dec 08, 2019
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 9:09am On Dec 08, 2019
The year isn't over yet..

But I know the weirdest testimony is on its way

While I wait to hear from other people...

Let me think of the second to the weirdest that i've heard(which is real)
https://www.nairaland.com/5566240/two-die-lagos-pipeline-explosion

The guy that got burnt BUT didn't die embarassed embarassed

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by maximunimpact(m): 9:09am On Dec 08, 2019
Most testimonies you hear in churches are organized crime, if they can arrange a miracle in public view, what's hard in paying a good talker to hype the ministry

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by hezy4real01(m): 9:09am On Dec 08, 2019
God heal someone from following olosho

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Newguyhere: 9:10am On Dec 08, 2019
G

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ABCthings: 9:10am On Dec 08, 2019
House collapse and nobody died. undecided

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:10am On Dec 08, 2019
We believe no testimony is weird, some could be kinda funny to you tho.

But you won't understand what these people making the testimony were all so happy to survive until it happen to you.

We heard the testimony of a woman that left home and forgot the food she was warming on her gas and left for work from 8am to 5pm, and got back home to still meet her house the same way she left it, apart from the smell of gas everywhere!

And we also heard about the guy that did the same thing, but was only out of the house for 45 mins but got home to meet all his properties GONE IN 45 minutes.

It can only be GOD!


sandyd:

This happened to me this year left the gas on from 7am to 12pm and came back to meet the soup on fire burnt but everything intact. Praise God.
Wow!
Thank God for your life sis.
That can only be God.
Please be more careful now o!
Merry Xmas in advance Sandy!

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by socialmediaman: 9:10am On Dec 08, 2019
With the economic situation on ground, everything you achieve is a miracle. Think about how people are surviving year to year with no jobs, how they’re alive with no annual medical check ups, how they live with little or no access to basic amenities of life.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by SOLADEMIABIODUN(m): 9:11am On Dec 08, 2019
I don't buy into mumbo jumbo

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
ABCthings:
House collapse and nobody died.
.......and that is weird to you?!

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Ay04z(m): 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
grin
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by otokx(m): 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
That bullet apron has a lot of stories.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by YorubaLord: 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
How God gave him strength, grace and courage to beat up someone, a fellow thug that's been messing with him. grin

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by RiyadhGoddess(f): 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
What The Lord Has Done For Me, I Cannot Tell It All, He Saved Me & Washed Me With His Blood...

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by YorubaLord: 9:12am On Dec 08, 2019
Kenneygirl:
None. I'm still hoping to share my own good testimony before the year runs out

You dey alright sha?

No one cares abt ur testimony... OP, said one that you've heard. angry

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by jahsharon: 9:13am On Dec 08, 2019
Story, Story, Story
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Pidginwhisper: 9:13am On Dec 08, 2019
Op the first testimony though. “They ran Helter Skelter, They released her.” Who among them ran Helter Skelter and who stood behind to release her. You no fit run Helter Skelter for one place nah grin

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:13am On Dec 08, 2019
cRobo:
That's why they are called miracle/testimony

They aren't ordinary if they were,they won't be a testimony

I just wish and pray you don't find yourself in a difficult position that you find it difficult to do basic stuff like walking or picking objects up

Then you will understand the privilege of life you enjoy
You've said it all!

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by HateGAYbriel: 9:13am On Dec 08, 2019
What's the purpose of this thread?

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ABCthings: 9:14am On Dec 08, 2019
post=84728208:

That is weird to you?!
is it not?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 9:15am On Dec 08, 2019
HateGAYbriel:
What's the purpose of this thread?
We don't understand also.
It would have been better for the OP to ask people about the best or life changing testimonies they've heard this year, rather than using the word 'weird'.

Our POV.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by LadyGCrueDKilaB(f): 9:15am On Dec 08, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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