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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by BluntBoy(m): 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01: This is a lame excuse. Even Christ asked us to give to Caesar what is Caesar's. How can you be missing lectures under the pretence of evangelizing? 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Jhamzy(m): 9:16pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
No testimony is ordinary. Neither is there any that is weird. Just listen to them and thank God for it. If they are lieing, it's their own sin, not yours. Just focus on growing your spiritual life and be continually grateful for God's grace upon your life. God's mercy I enjoy everyday is a testimony for me. But personally, I have had some notable and countless testimonies. For example God changed my professional status from local to international. I got an international job all the way from Nigeria. And now I am working across various countries. It is not because I am too brilliant, neither is it because I am special. I just received God's favour at His own timing. So its a big testimony for me. You can't enjoy a kind of testimony you don't believe in. It is a spiritual law! Lastly, I will tell you that, testimonies (both from the Bible and in the present) are the easiest ways to win souls. Without testimonies, the Christian journey would be frustrating. It is normal that after challenges, one should overcome and testify. Thanks... 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:50pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Well, my roommate back then in 100 level told us of a lady in her church who came out to thank God for a 'successful abortion', like she had an abortion, survived it and came out publicly to say it. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nickymichy(m): 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
You people think going out in d morning to hustle and to look for daily bread...den having d grace to come back home in d evening and den d circle continues d next day year in year out is normal?..God thank u for everyday and everything 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by damoobaba: 10:02pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Chubhie: Apparently you don't understand the meaning of some of the words that is used in God's kingdom by Men of God. The hell Bishop Oyedepo used did not mean literal fire, it means SERIOUS HARDSHIP in the land. Unless you're from another planet, everybody in Nigeria felt hardship during the recession and some people are still feeling it. By the current exchange rate of Dollar to Naira, what your money valued back in 2015 b4 election is not what it will value now. if you had #350, in 2015 it was worth $2 and some cents but does not worth up to a dollar right now. The thing self affect Dangote. We use words of wisdom in the kingdom of God,we don't talk like dunces and that's why you see people like Bishop Oyedepo are on top in anything they lay their hands on.Go check Covenant University and Dominion publishing. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by DebrahDivah(f): 10:49pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
So... I just dey inside church jejely Mummy Peter wan testify... She said God saved her life through her chicken. She said her chicken has been crowing in a weird way anytime the Chicken sees her but she didn't even take note. She didn't know that there's Snake in her bedroom and the chicken was warning her about it.. She later caught the snake and killed it... Then the fowl stopped crowing anyhow. Praise God! |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by WriterX(m): 10:57pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
lokito: lokito: go and see your pastor las las na spiritual be your matter mention ,tag or share lol I wont answer you good night typical Nigerian |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 11:17pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
BluntBoy:You have just proven your ignorance... |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 11:37pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
ijewejones: Who's ranting? I'm asking you how someone in such condition is a testimony and you're talking about evidence. What evidence? Nawa. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by BluntBoy(m): 11:47pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01: You are the one who is ignorant. There is time for everything under the sun. There is no difference between a man who is partying when he should be in the lecture room and one who is evangelizing when he should be in the lecture room. Doing the right thing at the wrong time makes it bad. It is good to plant, but you have to plant at the right season. Laughing is good. But laughing at a time for crying is bad. It is good to evangelize, but evangelizing when you should be in the lecture room is bad. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 12:25am On Dec 09, 2019 |
BluntBoy:Na me reveal question give am? Lodge your complains to God and save me this commentary. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by BluntBoy(m): 12:28am On Dec 09, 2019 |
anochuko01: Your friend didn't tell you the whole story. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 5:35am On Dec 09, 2019 |
BluntBoy:It's amazing how you know the whole story . |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 6:26am On Dec 09, 2019 |
kingxsamz: The person is alive and still breathing is the testimony.. The link I added is evidence of prove to the question asked by the op(thread).. You're ranting by asking me how is that a testimony & why should you say I'm high,what brought about me being high? If that isn't a testimony to you,take the link I provided & walk up to God for further questions & answers.. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by BluntBoy(m): 3:07pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
anochuko01: It is not hard to tell that he told you lies. All you need is to apply common sense. Even those who did rituals to get rich would still come to church and talk about how God blessed them in mysterious ways. I evangelized too while I was in the university. But I knew when to be evangelizing and when to be reading or listening to lectures. It is a matter of balancing spiritual convictions with personal engagements. Many Christian homes today are breaking up because men or women don't know how to balance spiritual convictions with personal engagements. A wife who spends her time in church and neglects her husband or children is no longer doing God's work. If you fast a lot to the extent that you are denying your husband or wife their rights to have sex, then you are no longer doing God's work. It is the same if you are doing God's works and your study is suffering. There should be a balance in everything. For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; (Ecclesiastes 3:1- |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 4:47pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
BluntBoy:k |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Augustap(f): 7:30pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Hizzy:Bros which kind English be this na
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Augustap(f): 1:23am On Dec 10, 2019 |
Hizzy:Sorry sir |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 9:06am On Dec 10, 2019 |
Augustap:So you think you know better okay that's good You know with Auto-correct we can make silly mistakes especially when making long statements Like wanted to write bus it turned it to burst Okay I accept are you now happy |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Augustap(f): 10:20am On Dec 10, 2019 |
Hizzy:No offense here.... But if you really knew how to construct sentences correctly, you'd have added some punctuation marks up there. Peace out |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Augustap:Na exam I de write I was sharing my testimony and instead of you to follow me and thank God you were busy looking for punctuation marks next thing you'll look for question mark carry go you're indeed the founder of English |
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