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Shibaraba:
Had a sweet babe in school. One guy was always lashing her from Ibadan. Banker. I was the assistant boyfriend. He pays the bills while I shine her Congo on his behalf. During holidays she went to stay with mister banker. Me went home jejely. Met one sweet imo lady. Helped her to shine her Congo just once ooooo. I returned to school later only for her to contact me that the once I shined he Congo has turned to belle oooooo. Somehow steady babe knew. She kept quiet until after graduation. On My send forth night she took me to a bar and rummed to the fullest. As in I drank to stupor. On getting home I just logged off. I have this attitude of laying still after waking up. I don't move immediately. I'll first observe My surrounding even with my eyes closed. Somehow I woke up that night. Normally if I guzzle na till tomorrow but this night I woke up. Felt someone straddled over me. My brother na this babe o. With knife over My chest. She was telling me that when I come back next time I get to earth I won't ever cheat on her again. The kind push I give her Ehn. Rushed to turn on the light. She had this crazed look on her face. Knife poised. Ready to strike. Stark naked. The babe wan kill me japa. I just dey beg. As I dey beg I dey shout. As I dey shout I dey dodge knife. I managed to hold her from behind before My neighbours barged in. Them follow me beg. Say make I swear with candle say I go marry her, blah, blah blah. As them dey say"you shibaraba do solemnly swear" I dey change am to "me shibaraba do solemly sweat " Na una go marry mad woman. Next morning I tell her say I wan go buy ingredients cook for her. Na there I pass go Lagos. I took nothing. Na she kuku buy everything. Till date I never see her. We talk on phone but it ends there. Still not married and no relationship. Her temper na dynamite. Funniest thing be say if she kill me I for die Sara death. Her papa was one big man for akure that year.
Somebody praise the lord for me oooo

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

luminouz:
I was attacked by a lion! I still have the scars till date.

Yxxx:
Mine was as a kid.I was quite lanky
I was warned not to go near the well to fetch water but trust children very curious. So one day. I saw the rope dangling out of the well. I held it, somehow it got filled with water and it started pulling me instead of me to let go. I held on and was screaming. Thank God people heard my voice and rescued me if not the weight of the water could have succeeded in pulling me into the well.
Second one I picked money and that was how I started having near death experiences, the one that made me act fast was that as I slept in the afternoon I saw myself living the door and going to the gate outside but it was locked and i turned back and entered back into my body that was asleep. Hmm that was when I knew something was wrong. I Called my dad and explained the occurrences that week after asking me questions it was traced to the money I picked. He said I should go drop the denomination back at the same spot.Thank God that put an end to all those events.

OgaBuhari:
are u sure you're not lying?

Auladimeji:
You're a cultist

horlahsunbo225:
Guess u are bird cos na them they get issue every time

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

SteveOfu:
I am so so happy dat am alive today, dis story I will surly tell it to my kids one day, on 31 night I went to see my ex in dia village around 1am , When I got to dia junction to take bike or keke to dia house, I did not see anyone, suddenly One keke came out, me I don't like to price things but dat day I started asking the guy how much, he said 200 and I said no I have 150 , he said no and later he was calling me, I don't know the spirit dat entered inside me and I told him no and he left, I was alone dia no bike , no keke , then some minutes another bike came and I paid 300 dat night, on my way going I saw dat keke upside down the driver died and the Keke was into pieces, one army man hit him even the army man was badly injured........... praise the lord

Starz825:
Na akure girl u dey use play... any girl u see come from ondo...no dey mess with them oo

KiidaACE:
This is scary..

dairykidd:
The colour/ group is of no importance here bro.. besides old things are passed away

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

SteveOfu:
I am so so happy dat am alive today, dis story I will surly tell it to my kids one day, on 31 night I went to see my ex in dia village around 1am , When I got to dia junction to take bike or keke to dia house, I did not see anyone, suddenly One keke came out, me I don't like to price things but dat day I started asking the guy how much, he said 200 and I said no I have 150 , he said no and later he was calling me, I don't know the spirit dat entered inside me and I told him no and he left, I was alone dia no bike , no keke , then some minutes another bike came and I paid 300 dat night, on my way going I saw dat keke upside down the driver died and the Keke was into pieces, one army man hit him even the army man was badly injured........... praise the lord

Sugarkkane:
I was electrocuted at age 7. Unknowingly held a live wire with my bare hand at an electrician's workshop while playing hide and seek with other kids in my uncle's compound. Woke up in d hospital.... Na God say make I still dey alive till nw.

Henrodah:
Ekpoma was hot those days men! Thank God we made it.

horlahsunbo225:
Guess u are really birth
Good

luminouz:
Lol...wetin do ondo girls na...

They crazy?