Lordtunji:
Housed 2 classmates for a night, they ended up spending the whole session, that was the most difficult year in the university, worst part, they don't usually bring food and hardly do anything, i just used maturity to carry through. Since then, i promised myself NEVER to accommodate anyone again, and if i ll do, the person must agree with me that it wont be more than the agreed night, nothing more

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

Nukualofa:
i had to invite my old friends who came with
their full regalia. Trust me, you ddon't want to lusten to the Kapping we were making in my sitting room. We had to invite the husband to the sitting room to join in the drinking binge. We didn't threaten him but he just knew that he is dealing with a deadly person that will strike you and people will blame the victim

glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know

id4sho:

This one weak me, hope d credit wasn't much

Tellemall:


Nigerians will expect you to take over the running of their household if for any reason you visit them(eg. A one night stop over). It's almost as though they've waited their whole lives for your arrival. The guy you quoted is one of them with that absurd thinking. They imagine a slave has arrived. Strange.

Best you stay at a hotel to avoid them.

davidif:


Please translate in English.

Nukualofa:
Translate what

chiraqDemon:

As in eh, they will expect u to wake up b4 them and sweep and mop the floor, cook breakfast for them and then worship them when they wake up

Earthbound:
This thread is hilarious

Ezionye:
I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.

I had to sleep on the floor

Ezionye:
I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.

I had to sleep on the floor

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she had to washed my bedsheets, dry the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close to my house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she was my girlfriend. The worse part of it was that she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she was my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I could be able to push her out of my house

myked:
Back in school a friend called to say he's hungry, we invited him over (I had a roommate).... He ate & when he was done he raised the spoon high & hit the plate so that it shattered (twas ceramic)..... I was puzzled, damn, my roommate was furious. This guy just said "sorry, I got too many things on my mind"...... He walked out & that was it..... I still think about it & laugh

harriet412:
Lol , all these comment gat me laughing

Mine, my mum's "old" friend would come visiting unannounced, not only that she would start selecting my clothes to take telling me that I don't have a younger sis to pass on to .. This same woman would go and remove soup from the freezer and put inside her bag, she'd not even remember to bring bk the plate and she comes every weekend...
my mother told her to stop coming, she did not listen.

My dad threatened to arrest her if she steps foot in our house

myked:
A friend was evicted in skul so I said he could stay a week or two while he tries to get someplace else to stay. He moved in & changed my life. Connected his laptop to my home theatre & watched whatever he pleased, forcing me to watch movies from my phone. He'd switch the a/c off b/4 2am claiming to be cold whereas I usually left it on all-night. On the third week I had to tell him he's overstayed his welcome and needed to move out. He was contrite & decided to wash the toilet 4 the 1st time since he moved in....... It was the final straw, he used my bathing sponge to wash the toilet...... I was furious!! I gave him until the weekend to move out. We're still friends tho

Augustap:

It's safe to say that you and your roomie were the cause of his problems

myked:


Noo
We just solved the wrong problem, he never came to our room again till we graduated.

myked:


Lol.... I swear, I just picked it up and noticed that it was wet.
Me: Guy, what did you do with my sponge?
Friend: Na bathing sponge? I use am wash the toilet, no vex.

myked:

I'm going through your posts, liking you already.... Forming my perception of you..... You enjoyed the My Friend's Father is a Ghost story sha

glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know