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There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 12:37pm On Dec 16, 2019
Hey friends, I'm no longer comfortable with the length and height at which ladies go about trying to body shame men on the issue of having small dick. Even though mine falls between big or average, I think it's high time we speak on behalf of our brothers who suffer from such because an injustice to one is an injustice to all. How can a lady at the age of 17 be collecting fvck from every tom, dick and harry within and outside the street only to later come to settle or date one innocent guy and start complaining about small size dick?
Have you ever seen Don Jazzy wearing Korede Bello's shirt? After receiving over sized dicks at a tender age, they will start trying to have their cake back after eating it. undecided

The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidney and liver through her puxxy.

For fvck sake, who have we offended in this country that everything keeps deteriorating, even puxxies?
The other day, it was a young lady at the age of 18 if not less than, that was describing how sweet married men's dicks are. Even though her fellow ladies clamped down on her telling her that when the hen come home to roost, she would feel the heat of the fire she made while young but she still claimed she doesn't care about such things. Imagine an 18 year old receiving dicks meant for 48 year old. Haba! Haunty, shoe get size na, even okrika get quality.

Dear guys, never allow any girl or woman body shame you over your dick size cos there's no such thing as small dick. If she shamelessly tells you your dick is too small, you also should shamelessly tell her that her puxxy is too wiiide and deeeep. Don't go and kee yourself for any hoelosho.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by imiski(m): 12:43pm On Dec 16, 2019
Oya small size guys come and nag.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by 40secondsguy(m): 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2019
respect80:
Hey friends, I'm no longer comfortable with the length and height at which ladies go about trying to body shame men on the issue of having small dick. Even though mine falls between big or average, I think it's high time we speak on behalf of our brothers who suffer from such because an injustice to one is an injustice to all. How can a lady at the age of 17 be collecting fvck from every tom, dick and harry within and outside the street only to later come to settle or date one innocent guy and start complaining about small size dick?
Have you ever seen Don Jazzy wearing Korede Bello's shirt? After receiving over sized dicks at a tender age, they will start trying to have their cake back after eating it. undecided

The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidneys, liver through her puxxy.

For fvck sake, who have we offended in this country that everything keeps deteriorating, even puxxies?
The other day, it was a young lady at the age of 18 if not less than, that was describing how sweet married men's dicks are. Even though her fellow ladies clamped down on her telling her that when the hen come home to roost, she would feel the heat of the fire she made while young but she still claimed she doesn't care about such things. Imagine an 18 year old receiving dicks meant for 48 year old. Haba! Haunty, shoe get size na, even okrika get quality.

Dear guys, never allow any girl or woman body shame you over your dick size cos there's no such thing as small dick. If she shamelessly tells you your dick is too small, you also should shamelessly tell her it's her puxxy is too wiiide and deeeep. Don't go and kee yourself for any hoelosho.

Shii...dude

That was some savage shii grin

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Ballary(m): 12:51pm On Dec 16, 2019
food for thought 😃😂😁

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Nobody: 12:52pm On Dec 16, 2019
there is a congenital anormaly known as micro penis.op so u havent heard of it?? just as some ppl have very small head or hole in their heart so also there is micro penis.it is very very small and doesnt get erect and there is little or nothing a female can do with it.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by 40secondsguy(m): 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2019
stupidity:
Compare grin


There are small dlcks bro!!!
As well wide pvssys.
Chai...see as you just finished small-pricked guys grin


Your stupidity no be for here ooo grin


Small prick guy right now cry

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Lordwaz(m): 12:55pm On Dec 16, 2019
True talk bro but let us be realistic...there are small pens..... However it is a gift from God notwithstanding.
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Nobody: 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2019
40secondsguy:

Chai...see as you just finished small-pricked guys grin


Your stupidity no be for here ooo grin


Small prick guy right now cry
lol. It’s both ways, as wide pvssy exist, small dlcks too. So it’s both ways. OP should take note and not open floor to bash women

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by iTearHerToto: 1:35pm On Dec 16, 2019
stupidity:
Compare grin


There are small dlcks bro!!!
As well wide pvssys.
The second pic tho gringrin

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by telkevog(m): 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2019
Mods please be sincere, if a pussy is displayed like this, will you allow it to last this long without censoring it? Am just asking o!
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Charleys: 3:10pm On Dec 16, 2019
It's all in your minds guys...
Everything is the same.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by bossvinqualad25(m): 6:45pm On Dec 16, 2019
I think how u use it is what matter most,for your home,office,school,estate cleaning prolific giant cleaning services is your best bet,a trial will convince you
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by SaintHilary(m): 6:52pm On Dec 16, 2019
The guy say " Have you seen Don Jazzy puting on Korede Bello's shirt"

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 10:15pm On Dec 16, 2019
40secondsguy:


Shii...dude

That was some savage shii grin

Mhennn,,, ladies are just annoying these days
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 10:39pm On Dec 16, 2019
lefulefu:
there is a congenital anormaly known as micro penis.op so u havent heard of it?? just as some ppl have very small head or hole in their heart so also there is micro penis.it is very very small and doesnt get erect and there is little or nothing a female can do with it.

My guy 4get DAT thing abeg...

It's puxxy we are talking about not parlor.
A puxxy is supposed to be in shape. I mean tight and fragile to anything that penetrates it, even if it's as small as finger especially at such a tender age. Haba! undecided

I understand the situation you described and I believe fvck isn't meant for such people. Those type of people should just cool off them self with wanking and leave fvck for the real niggies. But I'm talking about young ladies at very tender age who can't stick to their size of men but prefer to hang out with men 3-4 times older.
After damaging their puxxies with over sized dicks, they will start shouting harder! harder! whenever they meet their mates.
You know the matter na, to them, those older men with larger dick don't last long while the younger ones who last long don't have the size of dick they're used to.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 10:43pm On Dec 16, 2019
iTearHerToto:
The second pic tho gringrin

E dey give you joy?
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Nobody: 10:48pm On Dec 16, 2019
respect80:



After damaging their puxxies with over sized dicks, they will start shouting harder! harder! whenever they meet their mates.
You know the matter na, to them, those older men with larger dick don't last long while the younger ones who last long don't have the size of dick they're used to.
ogbeni harder harder!! u be carpenter grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 10:56pm On Dec 16, 2019
lefulefu:
ogbeni harder harder!! u be carpenter grin grin grin grin grin

Atooor!

And those kind gals no dey like missionary position. They want you to be the only one doing the job.

Harder kee all of dem there

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by iLegendd(m): 10:56pm On Dec 16, 2019
Even though I didn't read the post, I'm so depressed right now for having the smallest on earth. Someone should console me before I cry. #AngryFace.
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Nobody: 10:59pm On Dec 16, 2019
respect80:


Atooor!

And those kind gals no dey like missionary position. They want you to be the only one doing the job.

Harder kee all of dem there
grin grin grin

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Ashawopapa001: 11:31pm On Dec 16, 2019
Someone give this guy a chilled bottle of Heineken
As a small divked guy I solemnly tell you Idara the oron girl at Wise 2, that you have the widest puxxy cry cry
I felt no friction only vulcanizer air in and out tongue

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by frozen70(f): 12:34am On Dec 17, 2019
respect80:
Hey friends, I'm no longer comfortable with the length and height at which ladies go about trying to body shame men on the issue of having small dick. Even though mine falls between big or average, I think it's high time we speak on behalf of our brothers who suffer from such because an injustice to one is an injustice to all. How can a lady at the age of 17 be collecting fvck from every tom, dick and harry within and outside the street only to later come to settle or date one innocent guy and start complaining about small size dick?
Have you ever seen Don Jazzy wearing Korede Bello's shirt? After receiving over sized dicks at a tender age, they will start trying to have their cake back after eating it. undecided

The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidneys, liver through her puxxy.

For fvck sake, who have we offended in this country that everything keeps deteriorating, even puxxies?
The other day, it was a young lady at the age of 18 if not less than, that was describing how sweet married men's dicks are. Even though her fellow ladies clamped down on her telling her that when the hen come home to roost, she would feel the heat of the fire she made while young but she still claimed she doesn't care about such things. Imagine an 18 year old receiving dicks meant for 48 year old. Haba! Haunty, shoe get size na, even okrika get quality.

Dear guys, never allow any girl or woman body shame you over your dick size cos there's no such thing as small dick. If she shamelessly tells you your dick is too small, you also should shamelessly tell her it's her puxxy is too wiiide and deeeep. Don't go and kee yourself for any hoelosho.

You are just consolidating yourself and others who belong to the same category with you

A woman's pussy is elastic by nature and can expand during labour and still close back

No matter the size of a dick, be it big or small, the way you use your dick is what matters you may have a small dick and still use it on a lady the way it will make her hungry for more

You may have a big dick and still use it to injure her that she won't come back to have more

Besides, men with small dick should stick to any girl they broke her virginity, she won't know the difference

Leave women alone with their pussy, it can accommodate all

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by frozen70(f): 12:35am On Dec 17, 2019
imiski:
Oya small size guys come and nag.

Who wants to be identified with it ❓
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by adslipps: 2:57am On Dec 17, 2019
lefulefu:
there is a congenital anormaly known as micro penis.op so u havent heard of it?? just as some ppl have very small head or hole in their heart so also there is micro penis.it is very very small and doesnt get erect and there is little or nothing a female can do with it.

I can’t stop laughing

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Tony142: 6:29am On Dec 17, 2019
iLegendd:
Even though I didn't read the post, I'm so depressed right now for having the smallest on earth. Someone should console me before I cry. #AngryFace.
. grin
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 7:52am On Dec 17, 2019
iLegendd:
Even though I didn't read the post, I'm so depressed right now for having the smallest on earth. Someone should console me before I cry. #AngryFace.

Liar! undecided
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by 24kmagic: 7:55am On Dec 17, 2019
cry
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by respect80(m): 8:15am On Dec 17, 2019
frozen70:


You are just consolidating yourself and others who belong to the same category with you

A woman's pussy is elastic by nature and can expand during labour and still close back

No matter the size of a dick, be it big or small, the way you use your dick is what matters you may have a small dick and still use it on a lady the way it will make her hungry for more

You may have a big dick and still use it to injure her that she won't come back to have more

Besides, men with small dick should stick to any girl they broke her virginity, she won't know the difference

Leave women alone with their pussy, it can accommodate all

I knew you would respond to this. cheesy
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

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Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by frozen70(f): 9:24am On Dec 17, 2019
respect80:


I knew you would respond to this. cheesy
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

Just tell me one reason why you think you know I will respond to this

Besides women are made for men
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by frozen70(f): 9:25am On Dec 17, 2019
respect80:


I knew you would respond to this. cheesy
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

Have you been monitoring my comment for you to know I will respond to this
Re: There Is No Such Thing As Small D!ck, Only Wiiide Puxxy Exist. by Austeeenxx: 9:43am On Dec 17, 2019
As a small dicckk nigggga, i totally endorse this post.

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