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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:05am On Dec 21, 2019

Ayanfe29:
I'm sure this wasn't directed to me.... I don't want my conscience to start pricking me o

It was

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by maxify(m): 10:32am On Dec 21, 2019

when it can't bear you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:12am On Dec 21, 2019

The Farmer and The Politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmland
When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued:
Police: Are you sure they were dead? huh

Farmer: Yes. Though, I heard some shouting, "help! I'm still alive o", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot undecided

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:24am On Dec 21, 2019

- You escorted her boldly past a dark, dangerous alley, now you are running back grin

Wehdone danger dash cheesy

- Recession's gat some people like this:
Live chicken 7k? huh

Sir, how much is the one in coma? I hate live chicken grin

- We are fighting and you are breaking bottle, what is your plan? I'm not feeling fine o sad

- Guys, Cardi B has left Nigeria, Cardn't she? undecided

- Since the day I clicked #5000 instead of #500, I've been making sure I use toothpick to count the zeros before submitting transactions cry

- Some people are just naturally stingy, how will you be flashing me on WhatsApp call? huh

- Yes! It's her I'm dating buh it's you I love. Guys when will you stop this nonsense and scam? angry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:07pm On Dec 21, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- When it can't bear you

Winners of yesterday's riddle:
Nayo08!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
maxify!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:06pm On Dec 21, 2019

pu7pl3:

It was

BankyGee, please show him the way out!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:05pm On Dec 21, 2019

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee, please show him the way out!

just stop disappearing for long spells

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:44am On Dec 22, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become?

Sin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2019

pu7pl3:
just stop disappearing for long spells

BankyGee naaaa..... come and tell him ooooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become?

Simple! It wud become SIN

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:50pm On Dec 22, 2019

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee naaaa..... come and tell him ooooo

Lol...he knows I'm just trying to keep you here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:12am On Dec 23, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Sin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:14am On Dec 23, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:16am On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen?

When you playing Chess

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:18am On Dec 23, 2019

Ayanfe!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:22am On Dec 23, 2019

pu7pl3:
Ayanfe!!!

You just wan kee this girl grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:25am On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
You just wan kee this girl

She needs to be more active don't you agree?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:38am On Dec 23, 2019

pu7pl3:
She needs to be more active don't you agree?

I concur

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:53am On Dec 23, 2019

pu7pl3:
Lol...he knows I'm just trying to keep you here

Don't worry, I know what to do to you!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:54am On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen?

During a game of Chess

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:55am On Dec 23, 2019

pu7pl3:
Ayanfe!!!

So, somebody cannot sleep in peace in this country again?!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:56am On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
I concur

I'll pretend I didn't see this

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:17am On Dec 23, 2019

Ayanfe29:
I'll pretend I didn't see this

Sweetie, he's just helping you nah.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:04am On Dec 23, 2019

Ayanfe29:
Don't worry, I know what to do to you!

Best thing to do is to always show up here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:05am On Dec 23, 2019

Ayanfe29:
So, somebody cannot sleep in peace in this country again?!

You gotta show up here first

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by tck2000(m): 2:38pm On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
The Farmer and The Politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmland
When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued:
Police: Are you sure they were dead?
Farmer: Yes. Though, I heard some shouting, "help! I'm still alive o", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot

TO BE CONTINUED

lol

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:42pm On Dec 23, 2019

Pu7pl3....kwantinue, diaris God.

BankyGee, no Xmas chicken for you. I don't even want to see you close to my gate Cos my dogs will welcome you.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:08pm On Dec 23, 2019

Ayanfe29:
Pu7pl3....kwantinue, diaris God.

BankyGee, no Xmas chicken for you. I don't even want to see you close to my gate Cos my dogs will welcome you.

Don't do laidat na. It's not good to pay good with bad o undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:15pm On Dec 23, 2019

Answer(s) to Riddle
- During Chess game
- When a ruler is made out of it

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:18pm On Dec 23, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

When is a house like a bird? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:16pm On Dec 23, 2019

BankyGee:
Don't do laidat na. It's not good to pay good with bad o

Ayaf heard you. I'll give you chicken bumbum to eat

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