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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:05am On Dec 21, 2019
Ayanfe29:



I'm sure this wasn't directed to me.... I don't want my conscience to start pricking me o

grin grin

It was angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by maxify(m): 10:32am On Dec 21, 2019
when it can't bear you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:12am On Dec 21, 2019
The Farmer and The Politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmland
When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued:
Police: Are you sure they were dead?
Farmer: Yes. Though, I heard some shouting, "help! I'm still alive o", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot undecided

grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:24am On Dec 21, 2019
- You escorted her boldly past a dark, dangerous alley, now you are running back grin
Wehdone danger dash cheesy
- Recession's gat some people like this:
Live chicken 7k?
Sir, how much is the one in coma? I hate live chicken grin
- We are fighting and you are breaking bottle, what is your plan? I'm not feeling fine o sad
- Guys, Cardi B has left Nigeria, Cardn't she? undecided
- Since the day I clicked #5000 instead of #500, I've been making sure I use toothpick to count the zeros before submitting transactions cry
- Some people are just naturally stingy, how will you be flashing me on WhatsApp call?
- Yes! It's her I'm dating buh it's you I love. Guys when will you stop this nonsense and scam? angry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:07pm On Dec 21, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- When it can't bear you

Winners of yesterday's riddle:
Nayo08!
Ayanfe29!
maxify!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:06pm On Dec 21, 2019
pu7pl3:


grin grin

It was angry

BankyGee, please show him the way out!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:05pm On Dec 21, 2019
Ayanfe29:


BankyGee, please show him the way out!

just stop disappearing for long spells

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:44am On Dec 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become? undecided

Sin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2019
pu7pl3:


just stop disappearing for long spells


BankyGee naaaa..... come and tell him ooooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what will the sun become? undecided


Simple! It wud become SIN

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:50pm On Dec 22, 2019
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee naaaa..... come and tell him ooooo

Lol...he knows I'm just trying to keep you here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:12am On Dec 23, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Sin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:14am On Dec 23, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:16am On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen? undecided

When you playing Chess

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:18am On Dec 23, 2019
Ayanfe!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:22am On Dec 23, 2019
pu7pl3:
Ayanfe!!!
You just wan kee this girl grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:25am On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:

You just wan kee this girl grin

She needs to be more active don't you agree? grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:38am On Dec 23, 2019
pu7pl3:


She needs to be more active don't you agree? grin grin
I concur cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:53am On Dec 23, 2019
pu7pl3:


Lol...he knows I'm just trying to keep you here


Don't worry, I know what to do to you!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:54am On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When is a piece of wood like a King or Queen? undecided


During a game of Chess

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:55am On Dec 23, 2019
pu7pl3:
Ayanfe!!!

So, somebody cannot sleep in peace in this country again?!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:56am On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:

I concur cool

I'll pretend I didn't see this

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:17am On Dec 23, 2019
Ayanfe29:

I'll pretend I didn't see this
Sweetie, he's just helping you nah.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:04am On Dec 23, 2019
Ayanfe29:



Don't worry, I know what to do to you!

Best thing to do is to always show up here smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:05am On Dec 23, 2019
Ayanfe29:


So, somebody cannot sleep in peace in this country again?!


You gotta show up here first tongue
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by tck2000(m): 2:38pm On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:
The Farmer and The Politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farmland
When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued:
Police: Are you sure they were dead?
Farmer: Yes. Though, I heard some shouting, "help! I'm still alive o", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot undecided

grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED
lol

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:42pm On Dec 23, 2019
Pu7pl3....kwantinue, diaris God.


BankyGee, no Xmas chicken for you. I don't even want to see you close to my gate Cos my dogs will welcome you.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:08pm On Dec 23, 2019
Ayanfe29:
Pu7pl3....kwantinue, diaris God.


BankyGee, no Xmas chicken for you. I don't even want to see you close to my gate Cos my dogs will welcome you.
Don't do laidat na. It's not good to pay good with bad o undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:15pm On Dec 23, 2019
Answer(s) to Riddle
- During Chess game
- When a ruler is made out of it

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:18pm On Dec 23, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

When is a house like a bird? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:16pm On Dec 23, 2019
BankyGee:

Don't do laidat na. It's not good to pay good with bad o undecided


Ayaf heard you. I'll give you chicken bumbum to eat

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