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seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

TallPck1:
I was so drunk in love. Whenever I remember those days. I'm always hurt and feel like turning back the hands of time because I'm wiser now.

Ever since then it has been a revenge mission on every lady that comes my way. God forgive me!

Offpoint:
You don't mean it

TallPck1:
I was so drunk in love. Whenever I remember those days. I'm always hurt and feel like turning back the hands of time because I'm wiser now.

Ever since then it has been a revenge mission on every lady that comes my way. God forgive me!

luminouzzzzzz:
Such revenge means nothing if you can't deal with the girl who hurt you. Make no sense hurting other girls you diick.

seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

landmark86:
Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw anoda nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

Ninokingz1:
I can't cum and go and keeeee masef untop one yeye yansh like DAT....

cassyrooy:
You don't say any further, you're talking to The Mumu of the Decade.

I was indicted for mass examinations malpractice in my secondary school because I was madly and sickly crushing on a fresh classmate wey I no fit toast then. Na third term exams, and when the paper leaked, I was given to sort the answers, na so I carry the first draft answers go give my crush via XtraCool on MTN then.

The next week, my name became popular than my face, lol! The baby wasn't impressed at all.

You see tomorrow eh (31/12/2019), will make it 5years (31/12/2014) I tried something foolish during one of these crossover services on 31st nights. I went for the mass with my ex then (before we started dating). She just came without any sweaters or cardigans. I came dressing nice for the show. At 1-2am, Abuja weather started getting unbearable cold because harmattan and the rocky town could just dip at those hours, babe was rubbing me boobs to warm up herself from the contact, I maintained o, when service ended around 4-4:30am (then I still attended Catholic Church), I just off my cardigan and gave to her before she froze to death, I was on only singlet, we parted ways while I started jogging home in that weather.

Even just recently, a babe used me to pass exams o, was telling me the way I think and talk was turning her on and some konji-inspirational talks, I just let her sleep in my room, reading for two and now, she no return my calls again.

Well, I blocked one that was acting that Princess Syndrome way with me some days back. Man's free.

I've talked too much! Lol �

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Uniquekriss:
my own reward came that night after d vigil cos she had to sleep in my house before daybreak. Mother Mary lost her virginity that might.

seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

franchasng:
my stomach oh

zoezoelogistics:
Rather it’s a strength. Be grateful for it.

I know someone that earns half a million monthly but that cash is never enough as he is a big spender always wanting to impress people.

A contract staff that frolics about clubbing and traveling everywhere like his senior colleagues who are permanent staff.

In his bid to impress them he would be the one paying for expensive drinks at the club.

What a life.

Jobminister:
Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

Uniquekriss:
my own reward came that night after d vigil cos she had to sleep in my house before daybreak. Mother Mary lost her virginity that might.

TallPck1:
Haha bros this your own mumu na legendary oooo!


I can't stop laughing.

cassyrooy:
Lol! We no dey drag am, you fit collect am from me sha

TallPck1:
No bro. My own don do me!

merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

Keenmind2019:
I was a student then in Uniben. My paddy met this chic(jambito) who was crazy over him(na fine boy) and we paid her a visit one day and met her roomes. One Of The roomies (very cute, tall ) I observed didn't like me (I was smallish in stature then). She doesn't smile and was always looking angrily at me, my friend even teased me about it for a while. He was like 'guy this gal fit go beat you like her junior brother one day ooo' .. But truly the babe fine and as a warri boy (Urhobo college product) I was like I go knack this gal apkako one dey.. After some observation, I came up with a plan and picked one guy in my class who was heavily built and had a scary face (in reality the guy na woman) told him.my plan and asked him to follow me to this gals place with a promise he can have the other roomie since they were three in the room. Na so we buy Benson , come form cultists when we nor be go track this gal around 10pm for ekosodin...
Reaching there a planned phone call came through and we were telling the caller we would track him that night and treat his f** up.. I started forming boss to that my heavily built wingman...na so angry gal and her roommates turn angels that night and I had the courage to tell the gal of my interest to See Me next day. She say OK with smile (I'm like God is good). Upon leaving their lodge that night the race me and my guy take reach house ehh pass Tom n Jerry. Long story short gal came next day loved the settings in my room(extra believe) spent the night. Na so phucking start...No toasting. We did dat till she come find out after months say I be just normal guy man but then she was already adickted. Did I tell u in my period of forming strong man I would be escorting this gal from ekosodin to school (Uniben students can relate) with my small sef around 10pm to night class in the guise of I be boss... Me n d chic still laff about the nonesene till date (we are good friends now).. All bcoz of kpekus

airminem:
Many Have more sex.

Need a reason? He said, research shows that a good sex life helps you look younger cos it has a positive effect and behaviour.

cassyrooy:
Let's say to ourselves, 2020 is for wise acts, mumu shall not cross into the new year with us.

Oya, repeat it!

iamosmania:
So na for only Nairaland you smart?!!

You never thought of getting back from her,

Sorry bro I feel your pains.

Jobminister:
Sold my car to buy okada so that anytime am giving her a lift, her two oranges will be resting on my back..

Since I cannot summon the courage to say anything to her.

TallPck1:
2020 is for wise acts, mumu shall not cross into the new year with us.