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obagangan:
I joined home economics class. Later I joined typing and shorten class. As if that's not enough I joined cultural club. Men that one thick

Olisehinnocent:
People like us na for bed we dey impress babes o. I don give one girl head in her smelly pussy while trying to impress her. I regretted doing it dat day. I nearly collapse

TallPck1:
I dated this girl in my school days. She was a fresher. At first I lost interest when she told me she was a virgin and it was a no sex relationship.

But she was already into me, so whenever my friends see us together they were always giving this comment about how pretty she is and how tall and straight she looks so those words motivated me and gbam that was how my feelings towards her changed and I feel in love.


I was always trying to get into her honey pot, I started giving her monthly stipends, for 2 years she was on my payroll. I changed her phone, those time wey blackberry dey hot! Promise land I no see and she keeps asking for more.

The phone got faulty and it was her birthday in school so I had to sacrifice my phone and gave me her own to repair. After getting her phone done. I inserted my sim bad decided to go through her BBM lo and behold what I saw ehn.... I was close to tears my girl has been jumping from one nigga to another to shorten the whole story I played her to come to my house and I gave her one hot slap bad she starred crying. I felt remorseful we sorted it out.

After that time she still refuse promise land and she started asking for n upgrade. I had to collect her phone and promise to sell so I could add money to buy another one for her. I sold the phone and went to chill jeje with my guys. My own way of revenge but e still pain me sha say I no see the girl chop. Since then I no dey impress and girl again oo. I learnt the hard way.

landmark86:
Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw anoda nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

tunderoc:
I arranged with my kid sis, told paleh we were going for a picnic so he allowed us use his jalopy. Dropped my lil sis at her friends then drove to another state to meet a lady I have not seen before (na those days b4 Facebook)... Feeling was mutual and we stated dating, had a break for 2 years, came back together and now 10 years in marriage.

tunderoc:
I arranged with my kid sis, told paleh we were going for a picnic so he allowed us use his jalopy . Dropped my lil sis at her friends then drove to another state to meet a lady I have not seen before (na those days b4 Facebook)... Feeling was mutual and we stated dating, had a break for 2 years, came back together and now 10 years in marriage.

pocohantas:
Is that why you trailed me to IG/FB and ended up taking a wrong girl and her sisters to Dominoes abi Coldstone?

You should add that as No4

donbachi:
Paid her rent at gambiama inside uniport.

cassyrooy:
May the new year be nice, Happy New Year bro.

Better fortune in all your endeavours.

Youngpo413:
even ontop big,curvy and soft (bubble)nyash?

NaijadrivaCars:
Wait! You be Unique?

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Youngpo413:
being generous is a gift,he just can't help himself.And one thing is certain about them...they never lack.

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

zoezoelogistics:
Bros his own is not generousity.
He is someone I know very well in fact we are colleagues.
This is a guy that will see an expensive item with you and next minute he wants to buy it too, so you don’t get to outshine him or look dapper than him.

I know what it means to be generous I also know what it means to do show off, his is simply a case of show off and nothing more.

This is someone whose wife was gifted a land by her family and they both started building on it over 3 years ago, in a bid to maintain his big boy status he went to town claiming he bought the land for 5m, not knowing guys don get the full gist. While he is doing big boy in town flaunting a stautus he doesn’t have, the project is still there uncompleted 3 years after.

Forget story Jare. I sabi the guy wella.

Youngpo413:
my apologies.

that guy don tell you the perfume price?

Chibuchris:
The highest impress I can do is to show you care by calling, crack jokes and flatter you. Only when you are my sweet heart I can impress you with surprises, not necessarily gift like preparing breakfast before she wakes up. give her warm bath not the one you will finish the girl with ebongi inside bathroom ooo, just bath only, then lay her down on the bed cuddle her and just joke and laugh till she sleeps. I also impress her by Helping her find solutions or give her ideas to solve her problems business /school wise. She is always happy and glad . I don't even know if I will call it impress because we are already dating.

She's lucky...
If you leave her...she may run mad.lol

Frankyboy1:
There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light,though i second guessed she might have also been into me,one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting,tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing,then rubbed enough olive oil on the massive rod, I told my sef, once I come out, it is either hit or miss, mennn,na so I enter parlor with my rod dripping and shining, but with my heart racing and my reputation at stake, when I stepped in, her eye balls grew big and misty,...... Hmmmmmm! If I finish d story here ehen, but up till today we still talk and laugh about it, cause she will be my wife in March,,,,, crazy crazy moment

Legionx:
I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for

He was like 15 then..

eneojoedu:
my own mumuism ......there was this girl I was dating that year, she almost killed me, I suffered. babe will intentionally visit me by 3:30 cos she knew I will be off to field by 4, I will end up playing another type of football entirely. it really affected my sports life. later she got a job, na when my suffering enter next level... she closes by 10 and I will go and pick her up(with leg o) from my place to her work place is roughly 5mins trek, me and her will now trek from her work place to her house which is about one hour slow trek (lovers trek) she no go gree make we enter bike o. her house was not close to the main road, before u get bike u must trek reach main road, almost 30mins fast trek. for Complete 3months plus, I was trekking almost 2hours every night(her colleagues named me Romeo sef). I go reach house by 12 or to 12. she later got admission into the University, na as God take save me o. e Don tey sha

philip0906:
1. When I was in secondary school, I learnt how to swim because swimming lessons were going to be introduced at my school. It was also my way of impressing the girls in school, and hell yeah, it worked.

2. At the Uni, it was a different ball game. Had my secondary school at a French school and was fluent in French. A GEDs course compulsory for 100 level students was French. Once my course-mates found out I spoke french, news went round. I had flings with atleast 3 girls, just because of French

3. Out of school, you do not need to impress girls. Once you have a good job, your apartment, 1 small car & then a few trips (chilled hangouts, your circle of friends, 1 or 2 doings)...then you're good to go

lilmax:
Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

tck2000:
Can barbeque last for two weeks without re-grilling?